15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[_PuRpLe_Dr.DoNkEy]

The portal gun. See ya, suckers 8D

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My gravity gun. I'll use them as ammo.

As much as I really, really hate saying this: /thread.

If it doesn't kill them, it'll at least distract them and make them think I'm God or something.

The regular gravity gun cannot pick up people.

Just give me the Supercharged one then. Simple.

My gravity gun. I'll use them as ammo.

Sounds good in theory but scientifically speaking a gravity gun would kill you by the time you manage to kill anyone else (and not to mention the number of bones you would break, allow me to clarify that these would be your bones breaking).

Are we actually worrying about realism? I just want to have my gun that somehow uses directed gravity to launch projectiles...

 

[McNinja]

if you don't know, that's an Imperator Titan from WH40k, and those are all giant laser guns, and his arm is a big gatling cannon


I win

 

[The Rockerfly]

The Junon canon

I've gotta stop using the Junon cannon as my weapon of choice for everything

 

[Pielikey]

I imagine a flamethrower would melt them down a bit.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Well, since Empire: Total War is a recent game, and it's units could be considered weapons used against the enemy, I'd reply with: 40,000 heavy cavalry Life Guards.

Okay, that's pushing it, so my proper answer is this:

Soldier's rocket launcher from TF2. Rocketjump outta there way, whilst taking a good 20 (they're closely packed)

 

[DisturbiaWolf13]

the Soul Reaver.

 

[DisturbiaWolf13]

if you don't know, that's an Imperator Titan from WH40k, and those are all giant laser guns, and his arm is a big gatling cannon


I win

haha i didnt think about that.Hmm in that case i'll have an imperial battle barge.introduce the cavalry to a good old exterminatus.

 

[s0p0g]

Alma - She always likes to kill some soldiers ^^
Or a BFG 10k with enough ammo would be pretty fun, though.
Or a Supreme Commander Czar - ID4 ftw!
Or a lightsabre!
Or an AvP II Minigun + lots of ammo - if i could marry a weapon, it wuold be a minigun; gotta <3 them
Or...
Damn, there are so many awesome things that kill.

Edit: looking at my pic... the spartan pit from 300 - if it's in a game, too ^^

 

[The Great JT]

I choose...The Rust Monster!

 

[Ytmh]

1)IDDQD
2)IDKFA
3)????
4)Victory!

 

[ArcWinter]

Orbital Strike Missile control, AND/OR Liberty Prime control.


Nothin' like eye lasers and sky bombs to destroy a ton of medieval knights.
(since they haven't seen either of those before, low morale would probably cause them to flee, which means me and my Heavy Incinerator can have some fun)

 

[Sassafrass]

A car with kneecappers attached. Just for laughs.

 

[Jedamethis]

Chuck Norris
No! Bad Jedamethis! *whacks with rolled up newspaper*

hmmmmm......

I win

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Dry British wit.

 

[Lamnidae]

Think I'd use the Thunderstorm-spell from Diablo2's Sorceres...
The army is only human right?
Maybe combined with the Blizzard- and Chain-Lightning-spells...
Thunderstorm alone should do it...
But if you first freeze'em and get'em all wetty then the Storm would be a real blast...
And maybe few are good dodgers so then the Chainlightning could finish it off nicely...

Maybe a really fully loaded Predator-suit would also be fun...

Or call in Starscream... Since He's always in my vicinity ; )

 

[USmarine0991]

my katana

 

[McNinja]

-image snip-

if you don't know, that's an Imperator Titan from WH40k, and those are all giant laser guns, and his arm is a big gatling cannon


I win

haha i didnt think about that.Hmm in that case i'll have an imperial battle barge.introduce the cavalry to a good old exterminatus.

I'll see your Battle Barge and raise you a Planet Killer. It destroys planets.