15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[DarkLordofDevon]

A Tsar Bomba. Russian nuclear warhead, 50-100 Megaton. Single most devastating weapon ever created by mankind. I'd die too, but I'd take a small country with me. Going out in style...

 

[Zagzag]

I would use Samus' suit as it serves as a weapon and enough armor to protect from simple swords even if there's 15,000 of them.

Yes and use the omega cannon from Metroid Prime Hunters as it has unlimited ammo, kills anything it hits, has enormous splash damage and can't hurt you...in campaign mode at least. It's terrible in multiplayer.

 

[geldonyetich]

I imagine my legs would probably be sufficient. I may not be in great shape, but I bet I could outrun 15,000 guys wearing full plate mail.

What? Recent video games had legs.

Oh, alright, I'll just use my current character from Champions Online. Rank 3 invulnerability, chaingun, orbital strike, munitions bots. The energy building may prove my undoing. Then again, I just turn on my jet boots and they can't reach me.

 

[rondler]

My gravity gun. I'll use them as ammo.

As much as I really, really hate saying this: /thread.

If it doesn't kill them, it'll at least distract them and make them think I'm God or something.

God or a witch!?!?

WITCH! WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! SHE WEIGHT MORE THAN A DUCK. BURN HER!

 

[FURY_007]

lots of Concrete Donkeys from Worms

failing that, a suit of tactical dreadnaught armor (WH40k Terminator Armor) armed with a assault cannon and a power fist

 

[phYnc]

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

The Perrera P33 Pistol from BF2142.

But seeing as it's plate metal, just give me the Pilum Anti Tank Rifle, Jarate, a broom and 60 "Barbie" Dolls, and I'll MacGyver a Defense.

 

[kamario]

the scribblenauts notepad...

 

[DisturbiaWolf13]

-image snip-

if you don't know, that's an Imperator Titan from WH40k, and those are all giant laser guns, and his arm is a big gatling cannon


I win

haha i didnt think about that.Hmm in that case i'll have an imperial battle barge.introduce the cavalry to a good old exterminatus.

I'll see your Battle Barge and raise you a Planet Killer. It destroys planets.

i'll see your planet killer and raise you...Khorne on a leash.

 

[TwitchierGuitar]

My gun of choice would be a customized Ak-47. Give it bigger bullets, a bigger clip, longer barrel, and a scope, and I could pick off King arthur and his lackeys in a few hours. I mean, There is, like, 15,000 or so of them. Ooh! better Idea! An Airstrike. Less work in a tenth of the time.

 

[dark_taint92]

i'd use the separator (guess what game im playin?)

Spoiler

or clementine

Spoiler

 

[KhaineII]

Does the Cole Train count as a weapon?

 

[Mightypickle]

... I think any awesome meele weapon should do, like the celestial fury from baldur's gate II, then again a two-handed sword might be cooler. I'd probably die, but it would be awesome for a while, I'd pick some defensive items if it was allowed, but really, kicking ass is more important. Seriously, how many times in your life are you gonna have the opportunity to slay 15.000 mooks? The best thing one can do in such a situation is either run away, or fight an awesome battle, perhaps a hopeless one, but awesome nonetheless.

 

[MrPuppyDrool]

the Eagle3 from Cargmageddon2: carpokalipse now!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Heavy Bolter and Chainsword

 

[bigbrian206]

A level 10 Kol Battleship from Sins of A Solar Empire. The knights will run away when massive lasers start cutting holes in their army from orbit.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Give me either Metal Gear Rex, a Daishi [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQpmuk7BcE] mech, or any Gundam.

Go big or go home.

 

[lwm3398]

The Shuriken Gun. Not the Shurikens and Lightning gun from Painkiller, I mean the one from Ratchet and Clank 2: Going Commando. When you upgrade it, it gets a bounce thing. Bunches of deadly Shuriken with acid on them, (Another upgrade.) melting through armor and bouncing on and off knights until they hit the ground. Just plain awesome.

That or the Magma Gun, again Ratchet and Clank 2.

 

[Neurowaste]

GAU-8 mounted on a tripod, thousands of rounds of incendiary/AP 30mm ammo to stop their medieval faggotry.

 

[randomrob]

A super powerful gravity hammer (even though i hate Halo!). whack the ground make them all fall over, now they can't get up, like a tortoise that's been turned up side down by a cruel child.