15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[Booze Zombie]

I choose... Saint's Row 2's unlimited ammo, 12 shot, shotgun.

a pokeball. Who knows what badass in lying in there?

I can see it now!

"Charge him!"

"Go!"

"Carp! Carp! Carp!"

"Crap..."

 

[Aesir23]

A fish. Monty Python for the f-ing WIN!

Ohhh, recent video game. ... The hidden blade from Assassin's Creed.

 

[LimeJester]

Nothing beats a red lightsaber. Mmmmm butter.

 

[LewsTherin]

Check and Mate.

 

[StonkThis]

Quake's BFG

**Doom's BFG, Quake didn't have a BFG, although they had a similar weapon, it was not the BFG.

As for me... HADOUKEN!

If that doesn't count as a weapon, shut up, or I'll hadouken you in the face...

 

[irishdelinquent]

I would use a Banana...they wouldn't know how to defend themselves against a banana.

 

[Snotnarok]

Spoiler: One word: Pandora

There's no reason for any other weapon considering it's 666 weapons in one!

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Three words: Nuclear Launch Detected.

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

An ice cream scooper and half a palatypus...they have no chance.

That depends entirely on which half of the platypus you use.

OT: G36C assault rifle with attached M203 grenade launcher and Bushnell Trophy Red Dot Scope.

With unlimited ammo for both the gun and the grenade launcher.

 

[bickster]

Batarang
















wait ... Bat Anti-Knight Repellent.

 

[firedfns13]

MY FUCKING DRILL ARM BWARRRRH
Big daddy style.

Or I'd countercharge them in my Bradley IFV.

Although ideally, I would hope there'd be a cliff they were running near, so I can blast "Ride of the Valkyries" when I ambush them from below in my Hatredcopter.

 

[Deleric]

The burnmaster from Fallout 3.

 

[dalek sec]

Liberty Prime, that is all.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

The gun that Shurikens and Lightning from the ZP review, sorry I can't remember the game

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

A giant magnet. Heh heh.

 

[Demonraiser]

Jecht from D:FF, do we really need to discuss that?

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

The R.Y.N.O or Zodiac from R&C

actually any weapon from R&C

Yes those two too. R&C are full of win.