15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[UAProxy]

And that was the 192,874,124,371,234,992,704th time I died...

 

[Neotericity]

The doom of 15000 knights will be heralded with the following words:

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CARRIER HAS ARRIVED.

And we have a winner!!

 

[Nouw]

chest high walls.

ROFL

OT: A chainsaw launching minigun. In gaming standards a button for orbital bombardment

 

[Arisato-kun]

Geass (from Code Geass). I would order them to stop, get off their horses and tapdance in synchronization. They would do this for my entertainment until they drop dead from exhaustion.

Oh dammit. You said game. I'd use the Experimental MIRV from Fallout 3. BOOM!

Nah you're ok. There were two Code Geass games.

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I'd use a Keyblade from the Kingdom Hearts series. No one can mess with Final Form.

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[Slayer_2]

The VTOL Harrier from HAWX. If you don't count a warplane as a weapon, my next choice would be the mini-gun from CoD4. Nothing like several thousand RPM to finish them off. Just the fear alone would probably cause most of them to flee. If they're medieval, it's doubtful they've seen a musket, much less a fully-automatic weapon.

 

[Thamous]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

I have to agree. Running sounds best in these situations. Hiding also sounds good too.

Huh!

...

Hadn't thought of running actually.

Hiding doubly so. If there are 15,000 in sufficient density, they will either find you... or trample you.

Or by complete random luck they would bypass you leaving you free to run in the other direction.

Why rely on luck when you can rely on bullets?

1 VS. 15,000. Unless you have an entire squadron on guys aiming down the row at them they will eventually surround you. Plus, some bullets may hit the same knights two, three, or even four times there by wasting some ammo.

So if you had lets say 20,000 bullets and four bullets hit each knight you would roughly waste about 5,000 bullets on the same knights.

Plus we also have to factor in pain tolerance, where the body was hit, and all that stuff. Unless of course I am thinking way to much into this.

Then bring more bullets, you can never have enough bullets when you have 15000 knights to deal with.

 

[Joethelama]

one ring to find them all...

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

The Tractor Beam from Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters. I actually USED IT on 15,000 angry soldiers once....

 

[Bat Vader]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

I have to agree. Running sounds best in these situations. Hiding also sounds good too.

Huh!

...

Hadn't thought of running actually.

Hiding doubly so. If there are 15,000 in sufficient density, they will either find you... or trample you.

Or by complete random luck they would bypass you leaving you free to run in the other direction.

Why rely on luck when you can rely on bullets?

1 VS. 15,000. Unless you have an entire squadron on guys aiming down the row at them they will eventually surround you. Plus, some bullets may hit the same knights two, three, or even four times there by wasting some ammo.

So if you had lets say 20,000 bullets and four bullets hit each knight you would roughly waste about 5,000 bullets on the same knights.

Plus we also have to factor in pain tolerance, where the body was hit, and all that stuff. Unless of course I am thinking way to much into this.

Then bring more bullets, you can never have enough bullets when you have 15000 knights to deal with.

You could also dress up as the pope and say God will smite them if they take another step.

 

[Lilani]

Bahamut ZERO.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Flak Cannon from Unreal Championship 2.

 

[Zildjin81]

A minigun with infinite would do just fine for me.

 

[Thamous]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

I have to agree. Running sounds best in these situations. Hiding also sounds good too.

Huh!

...

Hadn't thought of running actually.

Hiding doubly so. If there are 15,000 in sufficient density, they will either find you... or trample you.

Or by complete random luck they would bypass you leaving you free to run in the other direction.

Why rely on luck when you can rely on bullets?

1 VS. 15,000. Unless you have an entire squadron on guys aiming down the row at them they will eventually surround you. Plus, some bullets may hit the same knights two, three, or even four times there by wasting some ammo.

So if you had lets say 20,000 bullets and four bullets hit each knight you would roughly waste about 5,000 bullets on the same knights.

Plus we also have to factor in pain tolerance, where the body was hit, and all that stuff. Unless of course I am thinking way to much into this.

Then bring more bullets, you can never have enough bullets when you have 15000 knights to deal with.

You could also dress up as the pope and say God will smite them if they take another step.

Or you could just cut out the middle man and dress up as god and "smite" them yourself, but what fun would that be.

 

[Stickynote74]

An Axe, not actually from a video game, but still..... An axe.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

A nuclear weapon. I am obviously not gonna survive, so I may as well take as many of them knights with me!

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

Lightning powers ala Infamous. Bet you regret wearing all that sheet metal over the entire surface area of your body now, don't you lads?

 

[ender214]

The broom from Penumbra. Because, being the last weapon you get in the game, it must be useful for SOMETHING...

 

[Ohten]

Mjolnir. Hey, Ultimate Alliance 2 was recent, and Thor is in it. One swing from that baby will take care of any fool daft enough to charge me.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd use my trusty spork.

Spoiler: Seen in this screenshot

It shall be an epic battle.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Are the few of you guys listing swords (Keyblades, Lightsabers) a bit deluded? You're not going to cut down 15,000 people no matter how sharp your sword is. It'd help if you intended to use magic or Force powers though. They're all wearing metal, so just use a Thunder spell or Force Lightning! 15,000 crispy in an instant.