24 hours of fun in frozen time

[rvbnut]

Imagine you find a machine that allows you to pause time for 24 hours. You can do anything you want as long as you follow these rules:

- You don't need to eat, sleep, drink, go to the toilet
- You do not get fatigue from performing actions
- Need for food (hunger), need to go to toilet and need for rest are all on pause during the 24 hours
- You cannot perform any action that you cannot normally do (such as lift multiple times your own weight etc)
- There is timer on your arm that counts down per minute and goes away once the time is up
- You don't age
- You don't lose/gain body weight
- All electrical equipment is frozen also and therefore inactive during the 24 hours
- You must return to the machine before the 24 hours are up
- You cannot destroy the machine
- This is a one time use only

When would you activate the maching and what would you do?

I would activate it in the middle of the night and move everyone in my suburb one house to the left so that they wake up next door.

Gonna be an awesome morning

 

[BanicRhys]

Touch lots of BOOBIES!

Also, if all the electrical equipment is frozen in time too (security cameras), I'd probably steal me some games, an X box 360 and maybe a computer or two.

I've thought of this scenario every day for the last 10 years.

 

[GoldenFish]

put a dead hooker in my neighbour's bedroom.

 

[rvbnut]

Touch lots of BOOBIES!

Also, if all the electrical equipment is frozen in time too (security cameras), I'd probably steal me some games, an X box 360 and maybe a computer or two.

Ok just made it so that all electrical equipment is frozen too. You are completely alone and unwatched.

 

[Ruwrak]

put a dead hooker in my neighbour's bedroom.

Just one? Why not 2 and land some smack under his bed while you're at it?

 

[N_of_the_dead]

I'm gonna have to go with steal everything

 

[suxturdman]

i'd probably activate it when in another country then my boring one (sweden) and then... well touching boobies and stealing games sounds nice ;D

 

[OhMyJosh]

Pull everyone's pants down. Leave the underwear on, just the pants. Do that to the entirety of NSW.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

I would save it for a future period of time when I need to perform some kind of miracle. It'll be necessary eventually...

 

[Jadak]

Rob a bank or two I imagine, or whatever other location with large amounts of cash I could think of that might be nearby, maybe a casino. Lot's of fun that could be had in that time plenty of ways, and I'd probably spare at least a couple hours for deviant acts, but if I'm rich by the end, the fun keeps on going

 

[Blue Hero]

24 hours of strategic dildo placement.

 

[Jadak]

Pull everyone's pants down. Leave the underwear on, just the pants. Do that to the entirety of NSW.

Or...Take their underwear and leave their pants on.

 

[Eisenfaust]

steal everything... everything that can't be easily sold on, i would put into the possession of people i don't like, and somehow frame them for the robbery

security camera's won't be working, so chuck in a bit of vandalism too... just because

 

[dimensional]

well if I could pause time (but carry on moving as normal somehow) I wouldnt have to worry about any twenty four hour limitation as hours being a measurement of passage of time wouldnt exist but I guess that isnt in the spirit of the thread so I dont know put silly hats on people and probably steal a huge amount of cash then leave the country with it if the machine is portable if not just frame someone I dont like.

 

[Nouw]

Draw on people's faces! It will be a hilarious day.

 

[Ldude893]

One of the following:
-Break into the White House while on a trip to Washington D.C
-Steal incriminating documents from a Scientology building
-Set up an elaborate execution-style assassination for Kim Jong Il while on a trip to North Korea (assuming the machine's small enough to hide).
-Break into the Valve headquarters for obvious reasons.
-Fouling the entire executive floor of the FOX Broadcasting headquarters with several thousand dead fireflies.

 

[Michael Logan]

Interesting to see that most people are fine with commiting crimes as long as they dont get caught.

OT: I would steal stuff. As long as I dont get caught.

 

[Danial]

Painstakingly move 30 hungry lions into the Conservative conference.