24 hours of fun in frozen time

[bluepanda 492]

Steal all Lightbulbs, Keys, Batteries, and Doornobs as i can within a five mile radius.

 

[rvbnut]

Imagine you find a machine that allows you to pause time for 24 hours. You can do anything you want as long as you follow these rules:

- You don't need to eat, sleep, drink, go to the toilet
- You do not get fatigue from performing actions
- Need for food (hunger), need to go to toilet and need for rest are all on pause during the 24 hours
- You cannot perform any action that you cannot normally do (such as lift multiple times your own weight etc)
- All electrical equipment is frozen also and therefore inactive during the 24 hours
- You must return to the machine before the 24 hours are up
- You cannot destroy the machine

When would you activate the maching and what would you do?

I would activate it in the middle of the night and move everyone in my suburb one house to the left so that they wake up next door.

Gonna be an awesome morning

Hmmmm... This is really interesting! I really like this post! Well done

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I would go back to my EX-GFs house and see how she is doing, call it spying if you must. Just to see how she is doing without me there, if she needs help or something. I would probably kick her new bf in the balls while at it, and put on a frilly dress just to make him look stupid enough.

Also, I would steal the best computer I could find and steal some warhammer that I always wanted from my local store. Also, check people's pockets as I walk around in town, just casually casually take whatever they have.

Grab a bucket from KFC.

Take a pee in middle of the street, next to a policeman.

Probably slap a nice girl's plumpy ass or somethin'

I would make a cake for a girl I like in my college, and leave a mysterious note.

Cheers!

I would probably kick her new bf in the balls while at it

So like the movie Click?

 

[Elsarild]

MASTURBATION TIME!

Actually, Screw that, I'll get a trolly and start robbing stores.

 

[Kizi]

So many boobs to touch! I'd probably punch some people too.

Edit: Fuck it, since everybody else has posted it, I'd steal a bunch of stuff as well.

 

[JoshGod]

Imagine you find a machine that allows you to pause time for 24 hours. You can do anything you want as long as you follow these rules:

- You don't need to eat, sleep, drink, go to the toilet
- You do not get fatigue from performing actions
- Need for food (hunger), need to go to toilet and need for rest are all on pause during the 24 hours
- You cannot perform any action that you cannot normally do (such as lift multiple times your own weight etc)
- All electrical equipment is frozen also and therefore inactive during the 24 hours
- You must return to the machine before the 24 hours are up
- You cannot destroy the machine

How do you keep track of the 24 hours in frozen time?
How many times can it be used?
What if you need to use the toilet/sleep as you use it dont you still feel tired etc?
Do you age and can you lose wight/body build during the 24 hours frozen time?
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If its reusable then I would steal and mess around with people. Ow and boobs, and lots of em. If its limited then I would save for important moments in life, like when i dont do assignments/work.

 

[Manhattan2112]

And building on all of this, I'd move away. I'd take all the money and I'd run.

 

[Haxxle]

Massive emphasis on Boobies

 

[Wuggy]

Well, first of all the obvious, I would steal a whole bunch of stuff.
[small]Then, I would touch boobies.[/small]
Then I would draw mustaches to a whole lot of people, pull down their pants and tie their shoelaces together so that a lot of people will trip with their pants down and a mustache on their face on the same time.

 

[Pyro Paul]

Without time, there's no heat.
And the air itself would be like impenetrable concrete.
And there would be no light, as it would be standing still.
So you'd be unable to see, unable to breathe, unable to move, in absolute zero.

wrong. Time is relative.
such a machine, if it existed, would make you go(occulate) at 1.5 times the speed of light while retaining all preceptive inputs. at such speed your preception of time would be so finite that to you, time would stop, but to every one else less it would go on normal.

it is like a camera. We normally experience things at 30 frames per second. but if you took a high speed camera and made it film 30,000 frames per second, but played it back at 30 frames per second, the high speed film would have 16 minutes of content while the normal camera would have 1 second of content.

simply said, you experience 24 hours, but for every one else, only 1 second has passed.

the only problem with this is that either you're unable to interact with anything as you're occulating at too high a frequency (you would pass right through things). or because your physical entity is moving at 1.5 times the speed of light, the first thing you touch would cause an explosion that rivals the big bang.

 

[rvbnut]

How do you keep track of the 24 hours in frozen time?
How many times can it be used?
What if you need to use the toilet/sleep as you use it dont you still feel tired etc?
Do you age and can you lose wight/body build during the 24 hours frozen time?

There is timer on your arm that counts down per minute and goes away once the time is up.
One time use.
No need for toilet or sleep (pauses that feeling/sense).
You don't age or lose/gain body weight.

 

[pearcinator]

Cop a feel (and a peek) at some hot chicks.

If I don't get fatigue then I would sprint for an hour straight (see how many km I can run in an hour )

I probably wouldn't steal anything though because that is wrong and I pride myself on having good morals (copping a feel/peek is fine when compared to raping the girls which I certainly wouldn't do).

Get drunk so it feels like time is going slower

Maybe do a few pranks but I would probably need time to plan that...so I would activate the machine probably a few days or more so I can plan the 24 hours perfectly.

 

[dave1004]

I'd put on my one-horned viking hat, grab some leather armor, an axe and a shield, then run around burning and raping. I'd also steal whatever the heck I wanted. I live near a ridiculously small, yet very rich town. (I'm poor though!). There's a man who lives in the largest house, Mr. Beegle or something. He has money. Lots and lots and LOTS of money. This guy is a combination of a dick and a good guy greg. On halloween he drove around in his super-shiny 60,000$ car (He brags.) and tossed out massive amounts of junk food. I mean, he bought EVERYTHING and gave it away. And then the next day he'll refuse to donate 100$ to feed starving puppies, but whatever.

I would break into his house, and steal it ALL. Then hide it somewhere, and slowly trickle all the money into a bank account, over the course of a few years.

Then go on a raping spree, because I'm a sicko.

 

[Shade184]

I think it would be fun to run. Dosn't have to be for long, just for ten, fifteen minutes. But I've never been good at running, and I'd like to know what it feels like to sprint as fast as I possibly can, for fifteen minutes straight.

 

[IamQ]

I just thought of it and got myself a boner. You figure out why.

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

Touch lots of BOOBIES!

Also, if all the electrical equipment is frozen in time too (security cameras), I'd probably steal me some games, an X box 360 and maybe a computer or two.

I've thought of this scenario every day for the last 10 years.

Yeah, me too!

XD

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'm going to buck the trend a bit here and just go ahead and say, that I wouldn't goose anybody. No sexual harassment will come from me, although some hilarious sexual poses might be made :3

In all honesty, I'd loot. A lot. I'd probably drain the cash registers from a few shops I hate. Like betting shops, basically shops that won't go under due to my looting spree.

I'll try to keep the looting of goods to a minimum though. I'll spend as much time setting myself up with money as I can.

 

[Astoria]

Draw on people's faces! It will be a hilarious day.

Haha definitely this but it has to be permanent ink. I'd also write creepy stuff over buildings everywhere just see people freak out. Also, I think of some brilliant way to completely embarrass a few certain people that I don't particularly like.

 

[rvbnut]

Draw on people's faces! It will be a hilarious day.

Haha definitely this but it has to be permanent ink. I'd also write creepy stuff over buildings everywhere just see people freak out. Also, I think of some brilliant way to completely embarrass a few certain people that I don't particularly like.

Kinda like Jigglypuff from pokemon. Except much more awesomer.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

yeah not gonna lie..i'd steal probably..

not from any particular person, i'd go down to my local bestbuy/wal mart and have a ball with which stuff to take home.

or i'd rob the casino. that'd work too.

*so much for always playing the morally good guy in video games...*

 

[Klumpfot]

I'd superglue a clown wig onto the head of our prime minister on a very politically important day. I would also sneak in messages about the Illuminati, reptilian aliens and the 2012 doomsday thing in a major newspaper.