24 hours of fun in frozen time

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Without time, there's no heat.
And the air itself would be like impenetrable concrete.
And there would be no light, as it would be standing still.
So you'd be unable to see, unable to breathe, unable to move, in absolute zero.

wrong. Time is relative.
such a machine, if it existed, would make you go(occulate) at 1.5 times the speed of light while retaining all preceptive inputs. at such speed your preception of time would be so finite that to you, time would stop, but to every one else less it would go on normal.

it is like a camera. We normally experience things at 30 frames per second. but if you took a high speed camera and made it film 30,000 frames per second, but played it back at 30 frames per second, the high speed film would have 16 minutes of content while the normal camera would have 1 second of content.

simply said, you experience 24 hours, but for every one else, only 1 second has passed.

the only problem with this is that either you're unable to interact with anything as you're occulating at too high a frequency (you would pass right through things). or because your physical entity is moving at 1.5 times the speed of light, the first thing you touch would cause an explosion that rivals the big bang.

your logic is pretty sound. i concur!

although i always wondered, if you spun around in a circle going at least than the speed of light, would you be seen by people or would you just be some other dimension vacuum? (going around that fast in a circle would cause some kind of tornado thing, wouldn't it?)

 

[Ruwrak]

Prolly rob every wallet I see (I live near the uptown district where people have money like water.) and hide the money in my sockdrawer...

Or rob a bank ocean's 12 style, but without the planning etc.
Yes, money does not make one happy, but it contributes

 

[Dark Claw13]

I would go to a religious persons house, put (hidden) cameras and speakers in said house and then when time resumes I would pretend to be God. I would try something along these lines:

Me: Jim, this is God!
Jim: My Lord speaks to me! What would you have me do!
Me: You see Gary sleeping on that couch!? PEE ON HIM!

Would he do it I wonder?

 

[Denamic]

Without time, there's no heat.
And the air itself would be like impenetrable concrete.
And there would be no light, as it would be standing still.
So you'd be unable to see, unable to breathe, unable to move, in absolute zero.

wrong. Time is relative.
such a machine, if it existed, would make you go(occulate) at 1.5 times the speed of light while retaining all preceptive inputs. at such speed your preception of time would be so finite that to you, time would stop, but to every one else less it would go on normal.

it is like a camera. We normally experience things at 30 frames per second. but if you took a high speed camera and made it film 30,000 frames per second, but played it back at 30 frames per second, the high speed film would have 16 minutes of content while the normal camera would have 1 second of content.

simply said, you experience 24 hours, but for every one else, only 1 second has passed.

the only problem with this is that either you're unable to interact with anything as you're occulating at too high a frequency (you would pass right through things). or because your physical entity is moving at 1.5 times the speed of light, the first thing you touch would cause an explosion that rivals the big bang.

That's not how time relativity works.
Yes, 'your' time would flow like normal, but the surrounding you're in cannot possibly support your life any more.
To 'normal' time, you would indeed be moving at the speed of light.
You'd also burst into a ball of pure energy because such a massive amount of movement/heat cannot be contained by any single body.
The heat would also likely ignite the atmosphere, but that's all beside the point.
To 'your' time, your surrounding would be frozen, like I said.
No light (because the photons would be hovering in mid-air, or move at the same speed as you. kinda like the doppler effect applied to an extreme), no heat (because from your perspective, because everything is standing still, and since heat=movement of atoms, no heat), no air (because, again, it can't move and the friction would be impossibly high, and you would be encased in it. it stands to reason that you would not be able to breathe air that doesn't move).
The world would not magically adapt to support your life.

 

[TheTim]

Things that are just plain wrong that any guy would do if Time were frozen

then i'd take all the friken stuff i wanted and punch a few people in the face just for the laughs.

 

[Spoonius]

Time to get me a Splatter spree.

 

[GeorgW]

There are so many questions about this. Will light and air still move, cuz if not I'd be dead. Will I even be able to move stuff, and if so, what happens when time starts again? Can I drive a car, cuz that needs electricity, but it's pretty boring to stay in one place.

Meh, it's for fun. First off I'd steal stuff and mess with people, but there's only so much I can steal without it being suspicious and I couldn't possibly mess with enough people. I'd probably just explore, see if I can find any nice state secrets, spy on friends and so on. Maybe a killing spree if I get bored. No matter what I'd do, it'd be a waste. I'm just not prepared.

 

[uzo]

So electrical equipment is frozen ... for argument's sake can we say mines are frozen too? And all manner of trappy-type things. I've got a visit to Area 51 coming up ...

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Ah. I planned for this...where's that schedule...First, find a certain person I don't like and duct tape him to a wall and tattoo abusive messages all over his body so that he would be hated for life. Next I'd go to the local electronics shop (fortunately just a stone's throw away) and...um...Borrow a big flat screen 3D tv - hey if I can take what I want, go for gold - then go to the local game shop and take some games for when I'm done. And last but not least, I'd borrow some money, not all at once but a couple notes from that rich looking guy's wallet, a couple from a shopping till, you get the idea. Keep doing that till I had enough money to buy a nice flat in the city (with furnishings), a plane ticket for my girlfriend in america to come fly to England and a little bit to put in the bank.

Ah if only...

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Damn, 24 hours, not nearly long enough for my main plan, which is to kidnap Paul Dacre and Rupert Murdoch, put on some rubber gloves in case they leak evil on me, then strip em naked, put em in the middle of Hampstead Heath and insert one of them into the other. If I had time I'd add Richard Littlejohn and Melanie Phillips with a strap on.

Then I'd take photos and video footage and send copies to every media company in the country.

I only do this as I can't expose them as poor or immigrants, so I'd have to go for one of the other groups of people they hate so much. I don't think even the average Mail reader would believe photo evidence of them all in a mosque, praying.

There'd just be such purest pleasure in seeing that lot fucked over by some faked photos and untrue news

If you're in the US, substitute em for a Hannity/Beck/O'Reilly greased up love tryst on the lawn outside the Whitehouse.

Really, there's little I could do in the way of theft that wouldn't end up getting pinned on an innocent store employee, so I wouldn't go there. Also, with electrics frozen, most places would be locked down and tills/banks would be locked down tight too. My plan would take some work beforehand, but damn I'd give it a go.

Maybe liberate a laptop from a businessman, as I've seen the IT spending in some companies and it's nuts, and they get way better laptops than they need to do their work on. If I could I'd sneak away his address from his wallet and send him a copy of his files on a disc a week later cos I'm nice.

 

[CATB320]

I hate to say it, but I would steal so much stuff. And pull down people's pants.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I've just realised how easy it would be to eliminate people. Put them on a chair, get the rope into a noose, stick their head thru and push them off the chair at a tilt, then leave and wait for gravity to kick in. Does it make me creepy, that coming to mind?

 

[Cazza]

Trippy shit with water. Robin Hood stealing. Before I would use it I would spend like a week brainstorming ideas.

I would probably use it (12pm-4pm) to have max people out doing stuff. Thats if it's a fairly large box size where you need to enter to to start. If it were say built into a watch. I would keep it for a rainy day so I can be a hero or something. then do the above things.

 

[penguindude42]

Touch boobies, draw on people's faces, write graffiti about Chicago Ted in random places, leave an anonymous note for a girl I like, light Justin Bieber on fire, steal some candy, and then steal loads of clay to make a big cock & balls someplace where tons of folks will see it.

And maybe even feel up that girl I like. 0///0

~TOM<3

 

[Odysseous2]

Hunt down every single woman that I've ever found attractive and, well... Need I go on?



...Oh, don't look at me that way. Men have needs too.

 

[cheese_wizington]

During a school day.

Oh the mischief, oh the disgusting awful things I would do to girls. After that, steal tons and tons of shit.

 

[twistedmic]

I'd use the machine to get myself a new 47-52 inch lcd/led 3d HDTV or two, a bluray player, a PS3, a home theater system or two, a new laptop, and every single game and movie (dvd and bluray) that I want.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Steal as much spray paint as I could fit into a truck. Then unfreeze some of my mates with one hour to go and rearrange someones house to put the roof on the floor and the floor on the roof.

 

[Sassafrass]

Probably sleep for a good 12 hours, then go for a walk to my girlfriends house. Saves me money on a train ticket, plus I get to see her which is a result.