I could manipulate the universe and create a computer from nothing but I'd rather just have a nice new computer that can play crysis on highest settings then creating one myself. I'd be to busy messing with reality.
3 Wishes?
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I wish for nothing, the things I have in my life I love, these things I never wished for.
I have a wonderful family, I can walk into any of their houses and be welcomed
I have a lovely little dog, I've never wanted a dog, never wished for one. But he's with me now and I'm happy to have him in my life
I never wished to be part of The Escapist, I just came across you guys and gals, but I am part of this community, and you guys are awesome.
New pair of shoes would be nice though *hint hint*.
I have a wonderful family, I can walk into any of their houses and be welcomed
I have a lovely little dog, I've never wanted a dog, never wished for one. But he's with me now and I'm happy to have him in my life
I never wished to be part of The Escapist, I just came across you guys and gals, but I am part of this community, and you guys are awesome.
New pair of shoes would be nice though *hint hint*.
1) To be a master at every known form of chemistry and physics.
2) Have an unlimited amount of money
3) Ability to control fire
2) Have an unlimited amount of money
3) Ability to control fire
One: Don't screw me over in any way on my wishes on pain of your permanent and total death from all timelines.
Two: Legal stock-holdings from when McDonald's and Coke were first on the stock exchange that make me legally rich now.
Three: Immortal humanoid robot body better than my own in every way that any being with the equivalent of a mechanics degree would know how to repair and would find and rescue should I ever get trapped or captured.
Two: Legal stock-holdings from when McDonald's and Coke were first on the stock exchange that make me legally rich now.
Three: Immortal humanoid robot body better than my own in every way that any being with the equivalent of a mechanics degree would know how to repair and would find and rescue should I ever get trapped or captured.
1) werewolf
2) enough money that me, my family and my friends never have to worry about it again
3) a portal gun
2) enough money that me, my family and my friends never have to worry about it again
3) a portal gun
1) 1,000 year lifespan, looking like I'm around 25-ish the whole way through.
2)Invulnerability/Invincibility, so I could get injured, but it wouldn't affect my health in any way, other than a quickly healing (about 5 seconds or so) flesh wound, bones would also be unbreakable. (Because how badass would it be to pull a fucking axe out of your neck after someone hits you with it, blood spilling everywhere, and then it just heals up?)
3) Shape shifting, into any form I want, with no ill effects as a result of shifting.
That way, I'd be able to earn any other stuff, such as riches and power, have the time to enjoy it, but still have an end in sight, as well as not being stuck with just money, or responsibility for a country for the rest of my life.
2)Invulnerability/Invincibility, so I could get injured, but it wouldn't affect my health in any way, other than a quickly healing (about 5 seconds or so) flesh wound, bones would also be unbreakable. (Because how badass would it be to pull a fucking axe out of your neck after someone hits you with it, blood spilling everywhere, and then it just heals up?)
3) Shape shifting, into any form I want, with no ill effects as a result of shifting.
That way, I'd be able to earn any other stuff, such as riches and power, have the time to enjoy it, but still have an end in sight, as well as not being stuck with just money, or responsibility for a country for the rest of my life.
1) Omnipotence?
failing that...
1) I am a saiyan who can use all of goku's abilities! (gives me long lifespan plus all the cool abilities I could want)
2) Extreme intelligence
3) peace and flourishment for the human race until we die out(because why not?)
failing that...
1) I am a saiyan who can use all of goku's abilities!
(gives me long lifespan plus all the cool abilities I could want)2) Extreme intelligence
3) peace and flourishment for the human race until we die out(because why not?)
1. For my bank account to always contain exactly the amount of money I need it to, no matter what (bound to me, not the account itself, so if I close an account, a new one I open will retain this property).
2. For perfect health in perpetuity, including reversal of aging and miraculous healing (and psychological health. gotta cover all bases here), and the ability to heal others with it if I want.
3. For nothing I do or ask others to do to appear strange in any way to anyone, no matter what it is. So that everything I do and the consequences of those actions are perceived as perfectly normal and "as it should be", especially the previous two wishes. (Yes, I do plan to abuse this ability once in awhile.)
2. For perfect health in perpetuity, including reversal of aging and miraculous healing (and psychological health. gotta cover all bases here), and the ability to heal others with it if I want.
3. For nothing I do or ask others to do to appear strange in any way to anyone, no matter what it is. So that everything I do and the consequences of those actions are perceived as perfectly normal and "as it should be", especially the previous two wishes. (Yes, I do plan to abuse this ability once in awhile.)
1.The power to reincarnate myself into any scenario of my wildest dreams so I can have the most experienced and fulfilling lives ever.
2.The best lawyer in the world to find any possible loopholes in my top wish so I can edit it before it is officially made.
3. An even better lawyer to find any kinks in the previous lawyer wish.
I don't screw around.
2.The best lawyer in the world to find any possible loopholes in my top wish so I can edit it before it is officially made.
3. An even better lawyer to find any kinks in the previous lawyer wish.
I don't screw around.
I DM'ed for Dungeons and Dragons, and learned that wishes always try to screw you over, mainly because people/forces that grant wishes only do this for kicks when they backfire, but I'll take a shot.
1. Have the ability to alter time/space/magick
2. Immortality, and i have read the cracked article on it, and I still think it's worth it.
3. wish that I AM, and shall always be, GOD.
1. Have the ability to alter time/space/magick
2. Immortality, and i have read the cracked article on it, and I still think it's worth it.
3. wish that I AM, and shall always be, GOD.
1. The ability to always have the exact amount I need for anything available to me (whether it be in cash or on debit)
2. The ability to change any aspect of myself (appearance or athletic skills or even intellect)
3. Umm for the genie to be free because the first two wishes covered pretty much everything.
2. The ability to change any aspect of myself (appearance or athletic skills or even intellect)
3. Umm for the genie to be free because the first two wishes covered pretty much everything.
1. The power to grant and ungrant myself whatever I powers I want, whenever I want.
2. The ability to jump into and out of other fictional universes (NCIS, Warhammer 40,000, etc) at will, and take items (technology and such) from them with me.
3. FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Then I would wish for my own personal Spaceship which I can teleport back and forth to at will, that was cloaked from all radar or other sensors. Similar to the Normandy. And other things.
I don't need money (with invincibility+super strength+super hulk stamina+turning invisible I could skip the majority of most military training, then after training get insane contracts).
This basically covers everything. Sure, Fairy Godparents have rules (as anyone who's watched The Fairly OddParents knows), but I'm sure something like "when I have super-strength I look more like Spider-man in terms of physical appearance rather than a giant or a guy with 400 inch biceps" isn't against the rules. But then again I could just have telekinesis.
2. The ability to jump into and out of other fictional universes (NCIS, Warhammer 40,000, etc) at will, and take items (technology and such) from them with me.
3. FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Then I would wish for my own personal Spaceship which I can teleport back and forth to at will, that was cloaked from all radar or other sensors. Similar to the Normandy. And other things.
I don't need money (with invincibility+super strength+super hulk stamina+turning invisible I could skip the majority of most military training, then after training get insane contracts).
This basically covers everything. Sure, Fairy Godparents have rules (as anyone who's watched The Fairly OddParents knows), but I'm sure something like "when I have super-strength I look more like Spider-man in terms of physical appearance rather than a giant or a guy with 400 inch biceps" isn't against the rules. But then again I could just have telekinesis.
Except she wouldn't love you for you, she'd love you because you wished her to.Ursus Buckler said:
I had a discussion about this with my friend, and I decided on:
1. Batman's physique
2. Batman's money
3. For Jon Stewart to be president (vice-pres Stephen Colbert, natch)
My friend asked why I wouldn't just wish to be Batman, and I told him "because then I'd have to fight crime." And my parents would be dead.
The last wish sounds a little strange for obvious reasons, but it would be nice to see that reason and humour introduced into the presidency.
Are you wishing for a werewolf, or to be one?Kitsuna10060 said:1) werewolf
2) enough money that me, my family and my friends never have to worry about it again
3) a portal gun
1. A continuous income that will allow be to spend as freely as I choose for the rest of my life.
2. Immortality for both myself and any of those I care about, if they desire it.
3. The ability to completely control my physical appearance and body at will.