3 year old Chinese toddler is 132 pounds

[sb666]

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[sb666]

The pictures get progressively more and more funny as you move down the page

EDIT: Also, the picture of him in the rubber ring is definitely demotivational poster material

Your wish, my command

Spoiler: I'm a horrible, horrible, horrible person...

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oh i see what you did there

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I laughed, but didn't understand it.

Oh, basic mechanics. The faster an object moves (v=velocity), the more kinetic energy it has; e=1/2mv^2. Now given his mass (m)...yeah, even a slow pace would pack the energy equivalent of an H-bomb /hyperbole

Never have been good at math, especially that kind of stuff.

Ah well, one more for the hell of it.

Spoiler: Poor kid, really feel bad for making fun of him. Thing is, he's so hilarious!

that made my day

Glad my wonderful example of immaturity and schadenfreude brought some fleeting sense of joy to you. *bows*

 

[TheTim]

How the hell does he see? you can't even see his eyes in any of the picturesv

 

[ironkex]

The magnificent land of china

 

[CrafterMan]

Asian Michelen Man?

Just sayin..

 

[Bobbity]

I sense a disturbance in the force
That is pretty messed up, right there. He really needs help.

 

[Jumpingbean3]

And to think just a couple of years ago I'd heard that the Chinese were known for their healthy diet. How do you even get a kid this young so fat?! Are his mom's breasts filled with cake mix or something?!

Seriously if the kid was Japanese he could grow up to star in a series of Kaiju films!

 

[Cecilthedarkknight_234]

........seen in it on maury before nothing new really. Sorry for not being more "emotional" about it but once you seen the 10th show about something like that you tend not to care and realize that there are stupid parents that should never had sex in the 1st place.

 

[Plurralbles]

Don't you just want to... push him? A watch him try to get up?
Or is that just me?

I wasn't thinking that... but now i am... also... Dead baby jokes need to be spouted continuously, but I wont' do it.

I'm not even sure hte Fat Bastard would want to eat these baby back ribs..

Also: 60 Million obese chinese?! HOLY SHIT!