Curses, FOILed again?
Ah, math. That subject of great annoyance. FOIL never was a bother for me, since it's an acronym for First-times-First, Outside-times-Outside, Inside-times-Inside, and Last-times-Last. I am a college student who gets it, and who has gotten it for a long time...as my father was a math teacher. It's just tedious and time-consuming is all.
So no, college algebra did not hitch me up there, or with proportions, circumferences, or numerous things requiring the use of a graphing calculator. It's when they hit Imaginery Numbers that the trouble started. You see, when you think of math, you are constructing logical calculations. These are the numbers which all things in our lives (science, engineering, construction, etc.) must yield to. As soon as you stop dealing with numbers that exist, you've crossed over into philosophy.
Allow me to expand upon this (he said, making a pun about the result of a FOIL operation). Put simply, an Imaginery Number is whatever sort of integer - positive or negative - which cannot be resolved into a reasonable form. For instance, the square root of certain numbers produce a paradox of information that screws up a calculator easy. To whit, I find the calculation of Imaginery Numbers to be a waste of all time. They have no function in the real. They're theoretical aether that stumped mathmaticians throw their extra and unresolved formulae into, probably to end up as the sole content of Discreet Math. (I haven't taken Discreet Math, so I don't actually know this for a fact. This was merely a joke to poke fun at the die-hards a bit. All in good fun, fellas. Honest.)
Of course, quite alot of philosophers WERE mathmaticians, or delved into it alot, and god bless them. But it really doesn't make this little i , a symbol which professors refuse to call a kind of variable for simplicity's sake, any easier to deal with. It doesn't make courses that were required in your major any less unreasonable. The kind of problem that requires an Imaginery Number to crop up is one that has no basis in the real. All the uses of math taken in the real world and not simply discussion deals with numbers that exist. The bridge you build will not be measured with numbers followed by essentially a negative-nothing, a paradox of numerals.
Math doesn't have imagination. It is the sort of science which transforms the imaginery into something concrete and doable. So, while I'm not FOILed by this, it does irritate me, just so.