I've thought about this alot so here's what I will do, and I can actually do it.
If they are the slow zombies who just wander about and try to eat you if you get within a metre of them then just lock the door, maybe barricade them and the windows with chairs and cabinets then go play games.
If they are zombies who can stumble pretty fast and chase after you without stopping as soon as they see you and try to destroy stuff then I will phone my buddy and tell him to go stock up on absolutely LOADS of food in his flat. Then go to the supermarket down the road with a cooling bag, get a trolley full of food, batteries, bulbs and games. Then before running back home with the trolley, I will place lots of food and water on the roof of the supermarket inside the cooling bag (it's for a good reason). I will take everything in the trolley up into my attic along with a camping stove, another two cooling bag things, a makeshift bed, some cutlery, my PS3, my TV, my sledgehammer, my air rifle and lots of metal pellets, lots of knifes, any bucket or thing that can hold water full of water and anything else I would need. Then block off all the windows and doors in my house with furniture. Then go up into the attic, pull the ladder up, close the hatch and put something heavy over it so it can't be opened. I would probably survive for about a month.
If I'm running out of food and water, I will make a small hole in my roof with a a sledgehammer, then roof-hop back to the supermarket, and grab the cooling bag full of food, and take it back. I will then block the hole with a heavy filing cabinet. If I'm running out again I will have to go into the supermarket from the roof exit door and hope the zombies haven't broken in. If they have, I will get out, go back and grab my remaining supplies, my air rifle and some knifes, then roof hop to a large multi-story flat. I'll have to get off the roof and sprint into the front entrance hopefully without being noticed or killed. I will then go up to my buddies house who lives on his own on the seventeenth floor with my supplies. He will have to unblock his door and such then I will go in and we'll block it again. He will hopefully have lots of supplies since I phoned him earlier.
If it STILL hasn't died down and we've got no food left we will have to unblock the door and go to the houses above and below and so on to collect food then take the stairs back up to our place.
If the army still isn't doing anything the lazy cunts we'll grab all the weapons we can and just sprint like fuck to the supermarket, and back again.
If they are the slow zombies who just wander about and try to eat you if you get within a metre of them then just lock the door, maybe barricade them and the windows with chairs and cabinets then go play games.
If they are zombies who can stumble pretty fast and chase after you without stopping as soon as they see you and try to destroy stuff then I will phone my buddy and tell him to go stock up on absolutely LOADS of food in his flat. Then go to the supermarket down the road with a cooling bag, get a trolley full of food, batteries, bulbs and games. Then before running back home with the trolley, I will place lots of food and water on the roof of the supermarket inside the cooling bag (it's for a good reason). I will take everything in the trolley up into my attic along with a camping stove, another two cooling bag things, a makeshift bed, some cutlery, my PS3, my TV, my sledgehammer, my air rifle and lots of metal pellets, lots of knifes, any bucket or thing that can hold water full of water and anything else I would need. Then block off all the windows and doors in my house with furniture. Then go up into the attic, pull the ladder up, close the hatch and put something heavy over it so it can't be opened. I would probably survive for about a month.
If I'm running out of food and water, I will make a small hole in my roof with a a sledgehammer, then roof-hop back to the supermarket, and grab the cooling bag full of food, and take it back. I will then block the hole with a heavy filing cabinet. If I'm running out again I will have to go into the supermarket from the roof exit door and hope the zombies haven't broken in. If they have, I will get out, go back and grab my remaining supplies, my air rifle and some knifes, then roof hop to a large multi-story flat. I'll have to get off the roof and sprint into the front entrance hopefully without being noticed or killed. I will then go up to my buddies house who lives on his own on the seventeenth floor with my supplies. He will have to unblock his door and such then I will go in and we'll block it again. He will hopefully have lots of supplies since I phoned him earlier.
If it STILL hasn't died down and we've got no food left we will have to unblock the door and go to the houses above and below and so on to collect food then take the stairs back up to our place.
If the army still isn't doing anything the lazy cunts we'll grab all the weapons we can and just sprint like fuck to the supermarket, and back again.
