5 People to take over the world

[sizzle949]

1. Adolf Hitler - Taking a country that just got destroyed by the Treaty of Versailles then conquering half of Europe is quite epic
2. Protagonist of Fable 2 - He just won't die!
3. Chris Renfield - With his massive biceps...
4. Joseph Stalin - To teach people if you don't follow us blindly and swear your allegiance, then you will be murdered
5. Jesus Christ - With the power of the good lord Jesus Christ, we can't lose!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

1. Adolf Hitler - Taking a country that just got destroyed by the Treaty of Versailles then conquering half of Europe is quite epic
2. Protagonist of Fable 2 - He just won't die!
3. Chris Renfield - With his massive biceps...
4. Joseph Stalin - To teach people if you don't follow us blindly and swear your allegiance, then you will be murdered
5. Jesus Christ - With the power of the good lord Jesus Christ, we can't lose!

Good god...my friend and I just finished playing through RE5. I was seriously hoping every character died horribly.

 

[RetiarySword]

Me
Clone A
Clone B
Clone C
Clone D

I am a ninja master, so my clones will be just as badass and awesome.

 

[sizzle949]

1. Adolf Hitler - Taking a country that just got destroyed by the Treaty of Versailles then conquering half of Europe is quite epic
2. Protagonist of Fable 2 - He just won't die!
3. Chris Renfield - With his massive biceps...
4. Joseph Stalin - To teach people if you don't follow us blindly and swear your allegiance, then you will be murdered
5. Jesus Christ - With the power of the good lord Jesus Christ, we can't lose!

Good god...my friend and I just finished playing through RE5. I was seriously hoping every character died horribly.

oh dont worry, I pretty much thought the same thing at the end... but come on, look at the size of that guy! (Plus Sheva was really the person who got on my freaking nerves when she would waste all my damned healing items and stealing ammo before I could get it)

 

[dontworryaboutit]

1. Adolf Hitler - Taking a country that just got destroyed by the Treaty of Versailles then conquering half of Europe is quite epic
2. Protagonist of Fable 2 - He just won't die!
3. Chris Renfield - With his massive biceps...
4. Joseph Stalin - To teach people if you don't follow us blindly and swear your allegiance, then you will be murdered
5. Jesus Christ - With the power of the good lord Jesus Christ, we can't lose!

Good god...my friend and I just finished playing through RE5. I was seriously hoping every character died horribly.

oh dont worry, I pretty much thought the same thing at the end... but come on, look at the size of that guy! (Plus Sheva was really the person who got on my freaking nerves when she would waste all my damned healing items and stealing ammo before I could get it)

I didn't have that issue because I played splitscreen with my friend and we couldn't stop laughing about the plot holes and terrible dialogue, but the final Albert Wesker fight made me start eating my own face.

For comedic value, i'd like to see the Jackson Five try to take over the world.

They've already got a city, so i reckon it's not a long shot.

I'm pretty sure this is all that needs to be said.

 

[TopHatTim]

1.Serious Sam + Duke Nukem = twice as badass
2.Duke Nukem + Serious Sam = twice as badass
3.Master Chief - super powered armor and health/sheild regen
4.Marcus Fenix -same as Master Chief
5.TF2 Medic - Ubercharge

so you know what would take down masterchief...becuase in reality people shoot like they've been trained to and not like 12 year olds on crack like the enemies in the halo series.

so wouldnt a flash bang and a barage of bullets rape his ass so hard he'd have seamen coming out of his visor?

next to that you have a solid team

 

[TopHatTim]

1. Adolf Hitler - Taking a country that just got destroyed by the Treaty of Versailles then conquering half of Europe is quite epic
2. Protagonist of Fable 2 - He just won't die!
3. Chris Renfield - With his massive biceps...
4. Joseph Stalin - To teach people if you don't follow us blindly and swear your allegiance, then you will be murdered
5. Jesus Christ - With the power of the good lord Jesus Christ, we can't lose!

Good god...my friend and I just finished playing through RE5. I was seriously hoping every character died horribly.

oh dont worry, I pretty much thought the same thing at the end... but come on, look at the size of that guy! (Plus Sheva was really the person who got on my freaking nerves when she would waste all my damned healing items and stealing ammo before I could get it)

really? you know what sheva did to me?
one ran in the way of most of my bullets...I would give her a god damn ithica shotgun fully god damned upgraded...she'd get 10 bullets for her pistol...bam out comes her shitty ass pistol that does 150 damage next to a shotgun that does 500 damage and 60 rounds for it...
then she'd heal me when i got a little scratch but not wehn i was dying...and when ever something big like a chainsawer or teh exicutioner came out BAM ran infront of him...
she ruined that game for me...
i was hoping she would die

 

[TopHatTim]

Me
Clone A
Clone B
Clone C
Clone D

I am a ninja master, so my clones will be just as badass and awesome.

AH heres a man who knows what hes doing...

 

[TopHatTim]

Dr manhatten-as my one man army
Rorschach-as my assassin
The White Death-as my other assassin
Sun Tzu- if you've ever read the art of war you'd agree.
Adolf Hitler-Seeing as he got a country to storm and take over half of europe while he chilled back and yelled into a microphone in german...
yeah
plus with nuclear weapons now...hot damn

 

[Zanakanishi]

1. Hanna montana (Because she is SO god damned annoying,most males would run at the sight of her... and little girls would scream the other people away)- the one to sort everyone out, less people to deal with

2. Yagami Light from Death Note (Because he was close to pwning everyone and taking over the world.. and no one like L lives IRL.. he would be the brains of it all)- think of the plans

3. That tree man bloke (Because he has the awesome powers of a tree!)- he is a tree... he would be there for +100 pwnage boost

4. Chris Rock or Stephen Lynch (So myself and my other 4 people can be in a good mood before we go and pwn everyone.. but they would have no use after that)- keep everyone happy

5. Lucy from Elfen Lied (just watch about 5 mins of it.. you will know why straight away.. google "Elfen lied 1" and you will find it straight away)- she would take all the bullets and be the one that kills everything.


PS. I am not being nasty to the tree man bloke, I respect that he can go through life like this, and I am only saying this so I do not get CAPITAL LETTERS used on me.

EDIT: screw the funny ones (no. 4) replace it with a lvl 80 holy priest from WoW.. for if anything screws up

 

[RetiarySword]

Me
Clone A
Clone B
Clone C
Clone D

I am a ninja master, so my clones will be just as badass and awesome.

AH heres a man who knows what hes doing...

Why thankyou Sir. For that you will get a comfy life.

 

[Mozared]

Willy Wonka and 4 Oompa Loompas.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I was talking about this earlier today with a friend, except it was five people to save the world. For the purpose of this thread, though:

1. The Joker
2. Dr. Manhattan
3. Light Yagami
4. The Pope
5. Osama Bin Laden

Yes, I realize number five is controversial, but damnit, if I'm going to take over the world, I need a scape goat/blow-stuff-up-every-once-and-a-while insane person. The only problem is that Light might not like anybody on my list except for maybe Dr. Manhattan and the Pope.

 

[Dynex811]

Samuel Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Blackson
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction
and
Dave Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Kratos-He would go God of war on your ass and then have a sex mini game with your wife.

Altair- He would Hide in plain sight and kill all of the world leaders with his hidden blade.

Gordon Freemen-He has a crowbar/thread

Deadpool from the Xmen comics- Becuase he is Deadpool

Francis from Left 4 Dead- He will cause everyone to hate him. Great for cannon fodder plus if he gets seriously hurt I can open a closet and get a new one.

 

[Zanakanishi]

I was talking about this earlier today with a friend, except it was five people to save the world. For the purpose of this thread, though:

1. The Joker
2. Dr. Manhattan
3. Light Yagami
4. The Pope
5. Osama Bin Laden

Yes, I realize number five is controversial, but damnit, if I'm going to take over the world, I need a scape goat/blow-stuff-up-every-once-and-a-while insane person. The only problem is that Light might not like anybody on my list except for maybe Dr. Manhattan and the Pope.

Well, my list (a few posts above) would be just Light and tree man (probably) in that case.. he would kill everyone else(hannah for existing, WoW priest for killing things and lucy for the same reason... oh, and me because I have done many bad things (like most people))

 

[NattyMichael]

I'm gonna go with:

Superman (anti-everything)
Thor (anti-air)
Hulk (anti-ground)
Spidey (comic relief, and crowd control)
Iron Man (cool gagets)

There you go!

going with a proper MARVEL thing here arnt ya ...are you stan lee?

mine would be:
1 Jeremy Clarkson - in real life he should seriously rule the world, a great right hand man
2 Sylar - he cant die and has lots of other cool powers
3 Clair - cause you know aha and she cant die
4 Magneto - can control metal
5 Daredevil - he's cool, and he's blind and still a super hero xD

 

[Deleric]

Rambo - Offense
Stephen Colbert - Propaganda
Medic (TF2) - Healz
Chuck Norris - Roundhouse kix.
GMan - Teh lulz

 

[wasalp]

1.chuck norris
2.mr.T
3.stephen colbert
4.gordon freeman
5.spy(tf2)