5 words to your past self
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1 Don't let them open bakery
2 Must not open the bakery
3 Never open the bakery, please
4 The bakery won't work, really
5 Stop them from opening bakery
5-6 years ago
any of these five would do, and it would save my family from the worst decision we ever made.
2 Must not open the bakery
3 Never open the bakery, please
4 The bakery won't work, really
5 Stop them from opening bakery
5-6 years ago
any of these five would do, and it would save my family from the worst decision we ever made.
Work out, be more social.
I need to start working out, and my early years of being a lonely nerd has led to annoying complications on my social life today.
I need to start working out, and my early years of being a lonely nerd has led to annoying complications on my social life today.
"Don't drive Kevin to car"
I'd say that last June. I wrecked my beloved 79 Ranchero GT because I drove my friend Kevin to pick up his car from an autoshop in a major rainstorm. Land yacht+lotsa water on a downhill slope=landyacht living up to its name and sailing into a semi. Luckily no one was hurt (I had only a small bruise on my forearm, the cop said I probably would have been seriously hurt if I was in a newer vehicle) and somehow the car drove home (the chassis was bent pretty badly so it was unfixable, but the old monster just needed a bumper and some headlights to be road worthy again).
At least I ended up getting a '77 Cadillac about a month or 2 later, so it wasn't all bad (the gas mileage is, but having driven massive late 70's cars my whole driving career I'm used to it).
I'd say that last June. I wrecked my beloved 79 Ranchero GT because I drove my friend Kevin to pick up his car from an autoshop in a major rainstorm. Land yacht+lotsa water on a downhill slope=landyacht living up to its name and sailing into a semi. Luckily no one was hurt (I had only a small bruise on my forearm, the cop said I probably would have been seriously hurt if I was in a newer vehicle) and somehow the car drove home (the chassis was bent pretty badly so it was unfixable, but the old monster just needed a bumper and some headlights to be road worthy again).
At least I ended up getting a '77 Cadillac about a month or 2 later, so it wasn't all bad (the gas mileage is, but having driven massive late 70's cars my whole driving career I'm used to it).
Uh... 'Do some revision, you twat'?
Probably would be a university if I had actually bothered to try >.>
Probably would be a university if I had actually bothered to try >.>
I'd go back right to when I began my freshmen year of high school, and tell myself:
Danny, Don't trust any female.
Danny, Don't trust any female.
Same. Everclear is the Devil's mouthwash. But, after a drink or so you don't care anymore...about much of anything, actually.Dr. Love said:Everclear gets me everytime
Mine:
Sleep alone tonight. No sex. (Complicated)
Jordan is not the one. (6-7 years ago...only recently figured that out)
Organic chemistry is evil. Run. (beginning of semester)
And finally, my good deed to a good friend. "Tell Tom Stephanie punctured condoms" (pretty sure that one speaks for itself. 1.5 years ago)
Just kiss the girl now...
That's referring to one of my current housemates who seemed to act a little bit like she fancied me last year, we were also living together then as well in a shared university flat, I guess I may have been reading a bit too deeply into it but she definitely did seem at times like she wanted to be more than just friends. Usually this was when she'd had a drink, but wasn't quite drunk. I still think I should have taken the chance on one of those occasions, sadly such occasions haven't presented themselves much this term...
That's referring to one of my current housemates who seemed to act a little bit like she fancied me last year, we were also living together then as well in a shared university flat, I guess I may have been reading a bit too deeply into it but she definitely did seem at times like she wanted to be more than just friends. Usually this was when she'd had a drink, but wasn't quite drunk. I still think I should have taken the chance on one of those occasions, sadly such occasions haven't presented themselves much this term...