50 one sentance stories

[Doctragon]

This is the song that never end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never end,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...

And so on. I love that song, I've randomly started singing it to friends. They got somewhat annoyed then distracted me so I stopped singing. Fun times.

For a serious answer:
As the man, or whatever the hell he was, drove his teeth into John's arm, John screamed and could not believe he had thought so highly of this man, had wanted to be him, had wanted to be close to him, he would have done anything for this man and he just wanted John, as much as John hated to admit it, for his flesh.
Somewhat morbid. :/ No idea if that's good or if it even works, I've never done this exercise before.

 

[Waif]

The cake was not eaten, but became a transcendent pastry product and emanated it's wisdom to all the world.

Hope you like it ^~^!

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

Beauty fades away and then there is only the person left standing.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

They were together again, as he had hoped they would, but after a quick glance over his shoulder, he realized she was gone; that she was truly never there, and so he fell to his knee's and cried for her.

 

[General Lee]

here's mine:

i am a mayfly...

 

[lacktheknack]

"As it turns out, Douglas Adams was right all along."

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

One time, I ate 18 cakes.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Renfield, leave that curtain alone!"

I'm assuming exclamations count as periods as well.

I slept for the first, and last, time.

And a few brighter ones

She smiled and said "I do".

This time my kiss was returned, and we never looked back.

"Your face, I can finally see it!"

"Why should I give up the one thing that makes me invisible?"

 

[tgcPheonix]

A good friend will bail you out of jail, your best friend will be sitting beside you thinking "we really fucked up this time didn't we?".

or

"Are you local?"

 

[Mechsoap]

slipping in puke while getting unconsiuce by a metal edge of a table

 

[Cogwheel]

And as the darkness finally took him, he realized that he was, and had always been, nothing.

Malak/KotOR?

Let's see what I can do...


"Left in the night, he could only see by the light of the bridges he had burned".

 

[Fraught]

"He woke up, feeling an itch on his back, and decided to check it later, after lunch, which he did, discovering AN ANGRY RACE OF BUG-BUNNY-FUNGUS-CARROT HYBRID ALIENS, immediately after which he jumped from a building in desperation."

One day, I will have it published, and I will be rewarded with rave reviews, a mansion, a sweet ride, and hot women! You people just wait.

 

[Verex]

Captain Awesome looked down at the metropolis that loved him, and he sighed regretfully as he injected a lethal dose of heroin into his manly, muscular arm.

 

[enzilewulf]

The man might of had aids, the dogs life was never the same, and she was done with him after that incident.

:O only 1 thing comes to mind...you sir get +5 internets if its not what im thinking...and -10 if it is...thats grosss!!!

What? the man might of had aids, lied to the girl he liked, they had sex, she figured it out, dumped his ass.....then he was so mad he ran over her dogs foot. (he thankfully didn't but still.)

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

There is more than one website dedicated to the idea of a one sentence story. Rather than contibute a nugget, I'll just leave the link.

 

[WinterOrbit]

I wrote a number of six-words long stories about a year ago. Here's a couple of the one sentence ones:

She entered the world a murderer.

If I?m lying, may God strike

How many kidneys do I... oops.

?Please, honey, put the plane down.?

?Will Mommy stay dead this time??

 

[Direwolf750]

So these two beautiful blondes, were on their first trip to a nudists' camp, when suddenly one of them noticed "....................................................................................................................................well I didn't know he played the violin."

 

[Plurralbles]

Once something amazing happened and I jumped up with glee as Optimums Prime fought a tiger riding on a flaming shark and then I found five dollars.

 

[CultistRat]

He stepped out of the shadows, a shot rang out, and with my last breath I uttered "Better watch your back, 'cause next time I'll be holding the gun."