500 Kill Streak Achieved. ___________________Imminent.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

So me and my friends were playing some MW2 (Yeah, I know. Shut up.) and we were thinking: What if the guys at Infinity Ward programmed in a completely ridiculous killstreak reward for 500 kills, simply because they knew no one would ever get it? What might it be? Here are some ideas we cam with:

-Optimus Prime (self explanatory)
-Orbital Godzilla Strike(a satellite shoots Godzilla onto the map from space, where he instantly dies because he just fell from space. This one was a joke)
-The Doomsday Device(A tactical nuke is activated in EVERY SINGLE GAME of MW2 simultaneously. The activator gets billions of experience points and loses a piece of their soul)
and one I just came up with:
-The Activision Hammer (Every time a 500 killstreak is achieved, an Infinity Ward employee is fired. *Ba-dum-tish!*)

Your job, fellow Escapists, is simple. If you were in charge of deciding what the 500 killstreak reward would be, what would you make it?

(PS: Let's try to keep this from becoming a Modern Warfare/Infinity Ward/Activision bashing thread, shall we?)

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I would program it to where you get two things. The first would be an IW employee is sent to your house to smack you in the face for playing so long. The second would be you get a share of Bobby Kotick's personal money stash.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Yeah no one would get it WRONG. Everyone that had at least one friend would get the achievement, therefore this thread is irrelevant

(I am in a bad mood, how could you tell > )

 

[Timotei]

You are sent a certificate to have you and 3 friends give Nolan North a sock bath.

 

[neoman10]

you are sent to a mental facility forever (get it? Infinity Ward? hurp durp durp)

 

[HT_Black]

You are sent a certificate to give Nolan North a sock bath.

...Say again, stranger?

OT: 500 killstreak achieved: Imperial Superlaser detonation imminent. Have a nice day.

 

[Tsunimo]

Either Chuck Norris or a Black Hole.

what about both?...at the same time....

 

[Christemo]

if i got the choice for making 500 killstreak(s), it would look like this:

Bobby Kotickalypse: the Horseman of Pestilence, Bobby Kotick, is summoned to destroy both teams.

Shoop da Whoop: self explanatory.

Exodia: also obvious.

Weegee sattelite: a sattelite from space redirects the stare of Weegee onto every game currently on, killing every player 10 times (doesnt count towards victory) before the map explodes from Weegee extreme amounts of awesome. all the points are redirected towards the player who activated it.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Can you say Death Star?

 

[Korias]

A tactical nuke is activated in EVERY SINGLE GAME of MW2 simultaneously.

This. There isn't anything better than this.

Alternatively, Matchmaking shuts down for one hour to allow players to recover what little bit of their lives they have. And to gloat about it on every forum ever.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

Either Chuck Norris or a Black Hole.

what about both?...at the same time....

Doesn't Chuck Norris have a black hole under his beard? to go with the extra fist...

 

[Marter]

Instead of Optimus Prime, call down Liberty Prime. So much better, and also much funnier.

 

[Gigaguy64]

1)You get an Armor that lets you use a Voltekka(think laser 20 times the size of a normal person that can pierce ANYTHING)
2)You get mailed a cookie of your choice
3)Your character is instantly killed in a fiery explosion of awesomeness in order to give the other players a chance.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

(PS: Let's try to keep this from becoming a Modern Warfare/Infinity Ward bashing thread, shall we?)

Who would bash IW? They didn't do anything wrong. Activision did. 2015 = Infinity Ward = Respawn = AWESOME.

OT: Hammer of Dawn / orbital laser. Or the ISS from the single player crashes onto the map. The ROFL Space Station Killstreak.

 

[Chiefmon]

All other players' XboX's explode, sending plastic shrapnel through their brains.

Or Chuck Norris

 

[Timotei]

You are sent a certificate to give Nolan North a sock bath.

...Say again, stranger?

Wash with the soap. Dry with the sock.