7 Year Old Hijacks Car To Avoid Ch...Wait, what the hell?

[Standby]

American news shows sucksso much...

 

[geldonyetich]

I have to wonder how hostile his church is to push such drastic action.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

People are stupid.

This kid is awesome.

I blame the church for turning sermons into total snorefests.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I have to wonder how hostile his church is to push such drastic action.

I remember my church days...

Nope, I only remember screaming.

 

[bigolbear]

a 7 year old nicks a car.. this is nothing special. come to the average british council estate (for u americans i think u call em ghetos) and u will see plenty of 7 year olds nickin cars, 8 year olds knifing people and 9 year olds mugging old ladies for their pensions. I bet the kid hot wired the car, i bet hes a right little toe rag tea leaf - i mean, he knew when and where to ditch the motor and head off on foot to best loose the pigs... the kids a pro. his folks are probably the 'born again' types who have done time and repented. just lucky for that copper that the kid wasnt packin or it woulda got real ugly. damn kids these days... they need a good hiding thats what i say!

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Im getting that glitch too, but only with Internet Explorer. Now I'm using Google Chrome.

I was getting the same thing with IE, switched to Firefox though and it is now working fine.

OT: I hope that kid becomes a career driver when he's older.

 

[Shapsters]

Ok, this would be the best news report ever except for the typical 'learn from video games' bullshit. The kid is a great driver, he led them on a low speed car chase to avoid CHURCH, and when he jumped out and ran was fucking hilarious. But it was of course the cause of video games, it was all video games fault.

Also, did anyone else notice the name of the report was Jesus Take the Wheel!? Thats Fox news for ya!

 

[Laos]

He probably said it to get some settlement money. It beats saying he did it for no reason, or out mental retardation. Perhaps we can also say he did it because he missed Ronald McDonald? They've got plenty of settlement money to spread around.

 

[Pendragon9]

Hang on guys. The reporter forgot to mention his kid brother, who robbed a store at the age of three just 4 days ago.

Apparently he really wanted a tootsie roll.

 

[lacktheknack]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

 

[Spirultima]

Why can i see "Ban the video games" when they mention gaming? EVERYTHING is gamings fault now, i mean no-one knew how to shoot BEFORE gaming did they?

 

[MasterSqueak]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

 

[Eman645]

Doc Theta Sigma, your icon is hypnitizing~

 

[lacktheknack]

I have to wonder how hostile his church is to push such drastic action.

.....

Making you sit, stand and kneel for hours against your own will listening to knocked up BS which can't be disproved (as the scientist knows anything is possible) but can have strong evidence put against should count as a form of torture.

Especially when you went to a church like my mother did where you had to dress in the most uncomfortable clothes, were supposed to attend meetings on Sunday and Wednesday and during to the summer had to attend a week of 3 2-hour church meetings a day in the burning outdoor heat. Against your will.

Something tells me if I had been raised a roman catholic instead of a 'christian' I wouldn't be an atheist... as I wouldn't have cared enough to find reasoning behind why religion is false...

My church consists of one two-hour service each Sunday in an air-conditioned building with entertaining speakers and a Sunday School for the tots. The aura is really relaxing and friendly. I'd rather be there than school, which I go to against my will. I figured that Roman Catholics had the die-hard rituals...

 

[lacktheknack]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

 

[Ninja Tank]

that kid should be on a win list, cause he proved that church is boring.