7 Year Old Hijacks Car To Avoid Ch...Wait, what the hell?

[stabnex]

I must say I'm quite impressed.

 

[lacktheknack]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

 

[fanklok]

I fail to see how the kid is wrong in any of this.

he didnt drive it through the church (sorry to all you religious people out there but im not fan of religion)

and that kid wins 30 cookies in my book

 

[JoeKickAzz]

I love how the news anchor immediately jumped to Grand Theft Auto when the officer mentioned he'd been grounded from a video game.

"We understand his father had recently grounded him from one of his video games which involves operating vehicles"
"Oh like Grand Theft Auto?"

stupid media , blaming video games on everything bad that happens with kids and teens.

Media don't know shit!

 

[lacktheknack]

No one said being a Christian is intelligent.

Fixd

Thank you for proving my point, sir.

 

[SultanP]

Hell yeah! Gotta love his go-getter attitude, people shouldn't be forced to go to church in the first place anyway.

Edit: It is so damn awesome.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

Pretty good answer.

My turn:

I'm not well versed in religious matters, but what I understand is that Christians believe that good people go to heaven.

What I understand is that heaven is a nice place where you get to relax and stuff as a reward for being good.

Please correct me if I'm wrong on that by the way.

If I'm right: why would you need to get ready for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn about this world in order to live longer in it and make it better?

No one said being a Christian is intelligent.

Fixd

Thank you for proving my point, sir.

I'm sorry, what was your point?

Your point was 'No one said being a Christian is easy.'

You insulted his faith, thus proving it is not easy to follow a faith.

 

[lacktheknack]

No one said being a Christian is intelligent.

Fixd

Thank you for proving my point, sir.

I'm sorry, what was your point?

Your point was 'No one said being a Christian is easy.'

How exactly did I prove that?

No matter where I go, mention I'm a Christian and I get mercilessly prodded and attacked on my intellect and sanity.

You've joined the rank of thousands. Congratulations.

 

[ZonerZ]

No one said being a Christian is intelligent.

Fixd

Thank you for proving my point, sir.

I'm sorry, what was your point?

Your point was 'No one said being a Christian is easy.'

How exactly did I prove that?

by proving that some people are fairly intolerant towards christians? I'm ballparking here. Real classy of you either way.

 

[Stormz]

Some people just shouldn't have kids. His parents sound like failures so they blame a game instead of taking responsibility. The kid should have a choice whether he wants to go to church or not.

 

[lacktheknack]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

Pretty good answer.

My turn:

I'm not well versed in religious matters, but what I understand is that Christians believe that good people go to heaven.

What I understand is that heaven is a nice place where you get to relax and stuff as a reward for being good.

Please correct me if I'm wrong on that by the way.

If I'm right: why would you need to get ready for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn about this world in order to live longer in it and make it better?

Correction: People who believe Jesus is the Saviour go to heaven. Good deeds don't cut it. If anything, The real way is easier.

And if you don't immerse yourself in these teachings, and are regularly pounded by popular culture saying "religion is evil/sadistic/stupid/despicable" (at root, it is none of these things), then you are going to stop believing that Jesus is the saviour. Hence, you don't go to heaven.

It confuses me why there aren't more Christians, if not other religious people, when one's ticket to heaven is really quite easy to get.

EDIT: I just realized how much I've derailed this thread.

 

[DN83]

I fail to see how the kid is wrong in any of this.

He stole a car to get away from church. How do you not see what's bad?

 

[Strategia]

I fail to see how the kid is wrong in any of this.

he didnt drive it through the church (sorry to all you religious people out there but im not fan of religion)

and that kid wins 30 cookies in my book

That's not wrong, it's just a missed opportunity, besides, depending on the type of construction material used to build the church (e.g. stone, wood or something else entirely), he may not even have gotten far inside it - and besides, pews and dead bodies don't make a very good road. Trust me. The car would stop moving in seconds (or less, depending on his speed), he'd be dragged out and he STILL would've been in church.

 

[Strategia]

I fail to see how the kid is wrong in any of this.

He stole a car to get away from church. How do you not see what's bad?

My point exactly.

Note the "" at the end of this and my initial posts, indicating a sarcastic joke. Car theft is a serious crime.

 

[bob-2000]

LOL .. the video of this is awesome. Its freaking hilarious when the car stops and that tiny kid pops out and darts off with this huge cop like trying to keep up.

yea, he just jumped out and zipped away.

 

[DN83]

No one said being a Christian is intelligent.

Fixd

Thank you for proving my point, sir.

I'm sorry, what was your point?

Your point was 'No one said being a Christian is easy.'

How exactly did I prove that?

by proving that some people are fairly intolerant towards christians? I'm ballparking here. Real classy of you either way.

It's really difficult, especially on sites like newgrounds where half the people blog about hentai and porn and other stuff. I say "that's fail" and "why waste time with this stuff" and they just say "you're gay" or "fag".