7 Year Old Hijacks Car To Avoid Ch...Wait, what the hell?

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Is the kid a born super spy who was trained to competently drive a car at the age of seven?

Actually no, GTA IV taught him that.

At least according to Fox.

Future note: screw anything that has "Fox" and "video games" in the same title. Remember Mass Effect? Or maybe Maple Story? They're all a bunch of morons when it comes to this stuff.

Edit: I realize Maple may possibly be a little obscure (or not. dunno). Youtube it. The game is nowhere near as bad as they make it out to be.

 

[Silva]

Bahaha, that was a marvellously overstated attempt to avoid boredom. If it wasn't illegal and dangerous to everyone else on the streets (and to him), I'd applaud it.

He hates church enough to steal his dad's car aye? Well, I know the feeling. And only 7 years old? It is time to give up on converting that one to Christianity. He is lost to to the flock. ROFL.

I <3 how you compared Christians to a flock of birds. Considering how much more intelligent humans are than birds.

Pssst. He didn't mean birds. He was talking about sheep. And calling Christians sheep isn't always offensive to them. Some of them even think that's a compliment, thanks to related Bible verses.

 

[Gaderael]

Kid's got better driving skill than a lot of people I've seen on the road with driver's licenses.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

Pretty good answer.

My turn:

I'm not well versed in religious matters, but what I understand is that Christians believe that good people go to heaven.

What I understand is that heaven is a nice place where you get to relax and stuff as a reward for being good.

Please correct me if I'm wrong on that by the way.

If I'm right: why would you need to get ready for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn about this world in order to live longer in it and make it better?

Correction: People who believe Jesus is the Saviour go to heaven. Good deeds don't cut it. If anything, The real way is easier.

And if you don't immerse yourself in these teachings, and are regularly pounded by popular culture saying "religion is evil/sadistic/stupid/despicable" (at root, it is none of these things), then you are going to stop believing that Jesus is the saviour. Hence, you don't go to heaven.

It confuses me why there aren't more Christians, if not other religious people, when one's ticket to heaven is really quite easy to get.

EDIT: I just realized how much I've derailed this thread.

So all it requires is for one to accept jesus before your final hours you say? Well what if I have lived my life as an absolute asshole a deterent to everyone and everything is it just that I would be pardoned over say a man who has worked for charity all his life, donated blood, bone marrow, worked in third world countires to aid the poor etc, but never accepted Jesus would he be spared? Does not seem like a very good moal standpoint to me.

 

[shwnbob]

Fail just an epic fail.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

Pretty good answer.

My turn:

I'm not well versed in religious matters, but what I understand is that Christians believe that good people go to heaven.

What I understand is that heaven is a nice place where you get to relax and stuff as a reward for being good.

Please correct me if I'm wrong on that by the way.

If I'm right: why would you need to get ready for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn about this world in order to live longer in it and make it better?

Correction: People who believe Jesus is the Saviour go to heaven. Good deeds don't cut it. If anything, The real way is easier.

And if you don't immerse yourself in these teachings, and are regularly pounded by popular culture saying "religion is evil/sadistic/stupid/despicable" (at root, it is none of these things), then you are going to stop believing that Jesus is the saviour. Hence, you don't go to heaven.

It confuses me why there aren't more Christians, if not other religious people, when one's ticket to heaven is really quite easy to get.

EDIT: I just realized how much I've derailed this thread.

So all it requires is for one to accept jesus before your final hours you say? Well what if I have lived my life as an absolute asshole a deterent to everyone and everything is it just that I would be pardoned over say a man who has worked for charity all his life, donated blood, bone marrow, worked in third world countires to aid the poor etc, but never accepted Jesus would he be spared? Does not seem like a very good moal standpoint to me.

I can't quote the exact verse, but I do believe that certain parts of the Bible state you have to both live well and accept Jesus. Neither one nor the other is enough.

 

[Pandalisk]

Wait wait, so your telling me i can drive and fly Trains, cars, planes, boats, helicopters and several Mopeds?, the cops could never catch me!

 

[Krakyn]

Just to show how uninformed the media is, the policemen said that he had a game with driving, and the news reporter responded "Oh, something like a grand theft auto?" in a disgusted voice. Way to demonize an entire cultural movement without learning anything about it, lady.

Probably learned it from a game that has steering wheel racing controls.

 

[fat american]

I love how the news anchor immediately jumped to Grand Theft Auto when the officer mentioned he'd been grounded from a video game.

"We understand his father had recently grounded him from one of his video games which involves operating vehicles"
"Oh like Grand Theft Auto?"

Exactly it could have been a harmless racing sim like Forza or Gran Turismo that he learned to drive from.

Also if he hates church enough to steal your car then I don't think you should force him to go to church, after all god doesn't force you to like him.

 

[Cavouku]

The youth of today may be a generally abhorrent generation of stupidity and disrespect, but you have to give them this; they're shit-the-pants funny.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

....What in the Fuck...Wow?

 

[SilverClaw]

the kid's got style, and it is an epic win that he learned to drive from thumbsticks

 

[Lyri]

Learned to drive with thumbsticks? How does that help clutch control?

Automatic.
No clutch.

I'm impressed, honestly that's pretty good.

 

[Khada]

maybe he got tired of the priests using him as a sausage wallet.

 

[Lullabye]

Really depressing seeing all the church slamming, even more depressing then the knee-jerk GTA reference. Replace "chrch" with "school" to get a reference to how this should probably be viewed.

Anyhow, it's still amazing how well that kid can drive. He beats me any day.

School is more important than church.

I view them as equally important. If school is more important, it's only slightly.

Please explain your reasoning.

Well, that would probably require a whole book worth of ideas I've picked over my entire life, but lets shorten it to say that if Christianity is true (which I fully believe), then you should definitely immerse yourself with messages from someone whose spent his life learning about the Bible to get yourself ready for eternity.



No one said being a Christian is easy.

Pretty good answer.

My turn:

I'm not well versed in religious matters, but what I understand is that Christians believe that good people go to heaven.

What I understand is that heaven is a nice place where you get to relax and stuff as a reward for being good.

Please correct me if I'm wrong on that by the way.

If I'm right: why would you need to get ready for that? Wouldn't it make more sense to learn about this world in order to live longer in it and make it better?

Correction: People who believe Jesus is the Saviour go to heaven. Good deeds don't cut it. If anything, The real way is easier.

And if you don't immerse yourself in these teachings, and are regularly pounded by popular culture saying "religion is evil/sadistic/stupid/despicable" (at root, it is none of these things), then you are going to stop believing that Jesus is the saviour. Hence, you don't go to heaven.

It confuses me why there aren't more Christians, if not other religious people, when one's ticket to heaven is really quite easy to get.

EDIT: I just realized how much I've derailed this thread.

So all it requires is for one to accept jesus before your final hours you say? Well what if I have lived my life as an absolute asshole a deterent to everyone and everything is it just that I would be pardoned over say a man who has worked for charity all his life, donated blood, bone marrow, worked in third world countires to aid the poor etc, but never accepted Jesus would he be spared? Does not seem like a very good moal standpoint to me.

I can't quote the exact verse, but I do believe that certain parts of the Bible state you have to both live well and accept Jesus. Neither one nor the other is enough.

did you not just write that being good doesnt count for jack shit? i hate christianity because besides being a huge load, it is often hypocritical.
this is what happens when you die.
you cease to exist.
you cannont exist as the same conscious being in a metaphysical state. not possible before you ask, yes i do know, no i cant prove it...now...but if you study life, consciousness and physics, then you start to see what crap religion is. there is no happy afterlife. there is only nothing, and not even that. deal with it.( just because being christian is hard doesnt make it right, fyi...)

/ontopic
so, a kid jacking a car huh?........pffff, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, *wipes tear from eye* that, my friends is some funny stuff.
kinda sad how the kid was a better driver than most adults.....and he learned to drive like that in gta?

 

[Lullabye]

maybe he got tired of the priests using him as a sausage wallet.

wow, just wow...and probably true...