7 Year Old Hijacks Car To Avoid Ch...Wait, what the hell?

[Goldbling]

The cop must have said WTF? because he was running really slowly.

 

[Cody211282]

It didn't have to be GTA.

It could have been HALO.

Wait. If he didn't squash a dozen grunts then clip a bottle cap and roll the thing, it wasn't a Warthog.

Hey, if he couldn't reach the pedals and just put it in drive and let it go by itself, it would have done about the top speed of a Scorpion.

If I'd had a Scorpion at that age, I'd have been heading for the church ... or Radio 1's offices.

See I would have thought Gran Turismo would have been the game if he was driving like that

 

[Goldbling]

You go little guy. Escape from the collective ignorance of religion.

Hey you, how bout you stop realating this to religion. Nobody likes going to church nor do they have to, but stupid people think they have to go, when you can do the same thing in your own home.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

One simple solution. A wheel lock. While 7-year old runt cries out in panic as he tries to turn the wheel which is LOCKED with the key that is in his Dad's pocket. One chase avoided.

 

[VaioStreams]

Best video ever.
If they had the kind of games around when i was his age. i probably would have done the same thing. anything to escape what is quite possiable the most boringist activity ever concived by man.

 

[Timotei]

I'm sorry, but that's just epic.

I'm 17 an I can't even drive a go cart.

 

[Sipo]

ahahahahahahahahha.....he did a decent job actually lol

 

[Skeptici]

In the words of Alfred Hitchcock: "Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of the car. "Run for your life!"

 

[Nickolai77]

I don't know if anyone has suggested this yet, but its far more likely the kid learned how to drive from watching his dad, rather than video games.

 

[Sevre]

See now if Americans drove manual's this would not happen would it, tut tut.

Otherwise awsome.

You make a good point. I need to get me one of those automajjigers.

 

[Mordereth]

america, where parents have a very low iq while the kids follow them, and all the teens are in pornographic movies or getting high... studies for later...

>:3

We'll remember that when Putin restores Russia to it's former Soviet Glory and comes for your little arse

I don't think he's the one they will be coming after.

Here's a checklist-

ICBMs:

Does your country have those? It means they won't be coming for you.

That comment was blatantly anti-American. With the worlds 3rd or 4th largest population, are there not to be found some stupid people?

I find his comment offensive, and we get lots of shit for being the country with balls. I hope he isn't from Europe or Northern Africa, either, because he'd be eating brought worst right now if et cetera et cetera don't want to spark WWII discussion.

But WHATEVER, I think it's awesome and hilarious this kid can drive at such a young age. I can't imagine him by the time he takes his driving test, his instructor's jaw will drop.

In addition, it'd be pretty fun to do co-op Halo during the warthog sections with him

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

You know, there is no call to be so self-righteous. I was just trying to explain that just as being good but not believing in Jesus won't get you into heaven, neither will believing in Jesus, but still being an immoral jackass. Maybe you are happy being an atheist. I'm happy being a Christian. Do you really need to say something like 'you are wrong, you will not exist after you die' because our beliefs differ?

Soooooo..... the question still begs for an answer, how is sending 'souls' to a life of immoral suffering even though somebody was perfectly nice to everyone IRL justifiable? Sounds pretttyyyy cruel to me.

I only become self-righteous about my atheism when one of the following happens:

1. A Christian (or other religious follower) Starts the Argument
2. A religious follower claims to be better
3. A religious follower claims that I will be sent to an eternal torture even though I try to help others as much as possible
4. A religious follower tries to disprove a well thought out theory with their evidence being from the Bible or other holy book
5. In topics such as abortion where the choice should be the woman's, not that I really care

Ok, this is my last time in this here argument. I just want to explain something. The reason for someone going to hell (or purgatory) after they die if they did not accept Christ into their lives, no matter how moral or immoral the person is simple. Everyone is a sinner. You are born that way, it's in your blood, it can't be avoided. However, if you take Christ into your life, he will forgive you, and through that forgiveness, you are allowed entrance to heaven. Now explain something for me. How can he forgive a person who refuses to accept the possibility he exists? It's that simple. By the way, I think the entire idea of eternal torture and such comes from Dante and/or the Old Testament, neither of which my particular church follows.

 

[Kiutu]

She says GTA. I want to slap her. I honestly screamed out obscenities when she said that.

Yeah. GTA 4s cars control like rocks in a shopping cart. Though, if GTA gets banned, it won't matter. SR2>GTA.

It wont get banned, or some AMENDMENTS will be broken. If it does happen though, prepair to know the real life me when I appear all over the news for whatever I end up doing to stop this. (Not violence though, no way would I prove them right)

 

[Kair]

america, where parents have a very low iq while the kids follow them, and all the teens are in pornographic movies or getting high... studies for later...

>:3

We'll remember that when Putin restores Russia to it's former Soviet Glory and comes for your little arse

I don't think he's the one they will be coming after.

Here's a checklist-

ICBMs:

Does your country have those? It means they won't be coming for you.

That comment was blatantly anti-American. With the worlds 3rd or 4th largest population, are there not to be found some stupid people?

I find his comment offensive, and we get lots of shit for being the country with balls. I hope he isn't from Europe or Northern Africa, either, because he'd be eating brought worst right now if et cetera et cetera don't want to spark WWII discussion.

Your comments have no coherence with the rational world.

 

[Mordereth]

america, where parents have a very low iq while the kids follow them, and all the teens are in pornographic movies or getting high... studies for later...

>:3

We'll remember that when Putin restores Russia to it's former Soviet Glory and comes for your little arse

I don't think he's the one they will be coming after.

Here's a checklist-

ICBMs:

Does your country have those? It means they won't be coming for you.

That comment was blatantly anti-American. With the worlds 3rd or 4th largest population, are there not to be found some stupid people?

I find his comment offensive, and we get lots of shit for being the country with balls. I hope he isn't from Europe or Northern Africa, either, because he'd be eating brought worst right now if et cetera et cetera don't want to spark WWII discussion.

Your comments have no coherence with the rational world.

Nor did his, I might add. In fact, neither did yours. This has nothing to do with the conversation, so you saying that's really quite hypocritical.