Highly exaggerated forms of the solution suggested by environmental activists? Genius! I mean, the message is that global warming is wrong because we breathe out CO2. Isn't that clever? STUPID scientists. Even if it was real, we should just do nothing anyway because we'll still make a negative impact anyway, through breathing. Global warming is just an evil atheistic hoax to slow down industry and create an unconstitutional global socialist government that puts soulless animals and the planet above the need of humans to have three cars and jet skis and eat steak every day LIKE GOD INTENDED. Our intelligent designer wouldn't have made the earth just to be destroyed, would he? Have some FAITH. Thank God websites like this and the Australian Tea Party is spreading the word.
"The world as the Gillard /Bob Brown Government see it?.. Apparently breathing makes one an evil polluter! CO2 is pollution and must be taxed?. And of course ?that means a TAX ON BREATHING, ?.because that is what a CO2 tax is."
http://austeaparty.com.au/web/?p=2882
http://austeaparty.com.au/web/?p=2951
Wait, never mind the "highly exaggerated" thing, this reliable source says they are demonising breathing. How far will they go?!
/sarcasm
[sub]Well, to be fair, I suppose it could be pointing out the absurdity of the self-righteousness and positive images that aren't really proportionate to the actual positive impact made by business who claim to jump on the green bandwagon as a marketing tool, and the people who feel good about themselves just by buying the occasional container that says "recyclable" or something", I wouldn't really know though because to be honest I just skimmed through the article.[/sub]
[sub]I'm also sorry if I offended any Christians or global warming skeptics who aren't bigoted like the stereotype I was mocking[/sub]
If you enforce a breathing ban everyone will die ([sub]edit:no shit <_<[/sub]). If everyone dies all at the same time, there will be no-one left to be sad, except everyone's pets would starve to death.
