a Ban on Breathing

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Zeema

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http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/18020
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I hope this is a joke but then again

Thought's on this ......interesting article.

I think this is bloody ludicrous we may as well just go die because we will stop all our population from polluting.

i think its Trolling but im not 100% sure its true.
 

waive

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holy shit if we get to wear bad ass gas masks I'd totally ditch out on air (Assuming they will be comfortable). Really, may be then we can make it so you can only wear trench coats, and everyone has to carry m4 rifles, and our Fall Out fantasies can be complete.
 

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Trezu said:
http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/18020
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I hope this is a joke but then again

Thought's on this ......interesting article.

I think this is bloody ludicrous we may as well just go die because we will stop all our population from polluting.

i think its Trolling but im not 100% sure its true.
I think you are joking, but I'm not 100% sure.

Anyways, that article wasn't funny. Parody isn't as easy to do as people think. Slightly better stating that Bush seems to be a bit thick and pretending there's something funny about saying that over and over, but not by much,
 

Mr. Grey

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But, but... trees require carbon dioxide...

Why won't anyone think of the trees?!
 

Vidi Kitty

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waive said:
holy shit if we get to wear bad ass gas masks I'd totally ditch out on air (Assuming they will be comfortable). Really, may be then we can make it so you can only wear trench coats, and everyone has to carry m4 rifles, and our Fall Out fantasies can be complete.
More like Gone with the Blastwave, which you should go read. Right now.
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Vidi Kitty said:
waive said:
holy shit if we get to wear bad ass gas masks I'd totally ditch out on air (Assuming they will be comfortable). Really, may be then we can make it so you can only wear trench coats, and everyone has to carry m4 rifles, and our Fall Out fantasies can be complete.
More like Gone with the Blastwave, which you should go read. Right now.
I wish that comic was more active; there hasn't been a new page in months.

OT: OP is trolling, go home people. The document found by following the link isn't even a news article, fake or not; it's a short story, in the vein of some of the things cracked.com puts out, but with a conservative, anti-Obama spin.
 

waive

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Vidi Kitty said:
waive said:
holy shit if we get to wear bad ass gas masks I'd totally ditch out on air (Assuming they will be comfortable). Really, may be then we can make it so you can only wear trench coats, and everyone has to carry m4 rifles, and our Fall Out fantasies can be complete.
More like Gone with the Blastwave, which you should go read. Right now.
This comic... seems fricken awesome <3
 

Ambi

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Highly exaggerated forms of the solution suggested by environmental activists? Genius! I mean, the message is that global warming is wrong because we breathe out CO2. Isn't that clever? STUPID scientists. Even if it was real, we should just do nothing anyway because we'll still make a negative impact anyway, through breathing. Global warming is just an evil atheistic hoax to slow down industry and create an unconstitutional global socialist government that puts soulless animals and the planet above the need of humans to have three cars and jet skis and eat steak every day LIKE GOD INTENDED. Our intelligent designer wouldn't have made the earth just to be destroyed, would he? Have some FAITH. Thank God websites like this and the Australian Tea Party is spreading the word.

"The world as the Gillard /Bob Brown Government see it?.. Apparently breathing makes one an evil polluter! CO2 is pollution and must be taxed?. And of course ?that means a TAX ON BREATHING, ?.because that is what a CO2 tax is."

http://austeaparty.com.au/web/?p=2882
http://austeaparty.com.au/web/?p=2951

Wait, never mind the "highly exaggerated" thing, this reliable source says they are demonising breathing. How far will they go?!

/sarcasm

[sub]Well, to be fair, I suppose it could be pointing out the absurdity of the self-righteousness and positive images that aren't really proportionate to the actual positive impact made by business who claim to jump on the green bandwagon as a marketing tool, and the people who feel good about themselves just by buying the occasional container that says "recyclable" or something", I wouldn't really know though because to be honest I just skimmed through the article.[/sub]

[sub]I'm also sorry if I offended any Christians or global warming skeptics who aren't bigoted like the stereotype I was mocking[/sub]

If you enforce a breathing ban everyone will die ([sub]edit:no shit <_<[/sub]). If everyone dies all at the same time, there will be no-one left to be sad, except everyone's pets would starve to death. :(
 

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Well, at least if they ban breathing it will stop juvenile crime, crack down on illegal immigration and lower taxes. That should please the conservatives, shouldn't it?
 

Legion

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Isn't the way the article is written an indicator of how serious it is? It reads like a bloody television script.
 

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Wow, you people don't pay much attention do you.

For a start this article is more than 2 years old...
and it was very, very obviously a joke.

The reporter's name is "Hugh Betcha" for crying out loud, and it makes reference to regulating COW FARTS. Come on.
 

Bobbity

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Not to mention the fact that this article was written in 2009, it's also written in a dramatic tone; hardly appropriate for such a serious newspiece. Not to mention that it's plainly ridiculous in every regard. :p
 

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The Canada Free Press. Because without america, there is no free world.

Huh. SOUNDS LIKE A SERIOUS NEWS SOURCE TO ME.

Who is this stoos? I care about these views!