Oh, but it exists, my good man, it exists.
Here's how to get it :
1) Install ANY FPS in which you fight aliens (let's say DNF, for a full "quality" experience)
2) Set your mouse sensibility as high as possible.
3) Put soap on your mouse.
4) Have a friend yelling randomly at you ALL THE FUCKING WAY.
5) Enjoy your game!
Oh and 6) Have ONE scene in third person that is never justified, never explained, and crushes what little respect I had for the idea in the first place.
Also, try playing in a rollercoaster after eating, say, a full pig by yourself.