A communism Joke:

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The_Echo

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This joke sucks. I mean, it's really bad. I didn't even crack a ghost of a smile. I can't give any constructive criticism because it's just that bad.
 

CobaltBomber

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VonGentlemen said:
I've got my own!

So two Soviet Union members are standing in a long line waiting for food. After a few hours pass, the first shakes his head and yells "I've had enough of this waiting! I'm going to go kill Stalin and fix all of this!" before running off.

A few days later, the second Communist sees the first Communist again and asks him how things went down. "How did killing Stalin go?", the second asks. The first shakes his head.

"The line was five times as long".
This one's not bad, actually.
 

Akai Shizuku

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VonGentlemen said:
I've got my own!

So two Soviet Union members are standing in a long line waiting for food. After a few hours pass, the first shakes his head and yells "I've had enough of this waiting! I'm going to go kill Stalin and fix all of this!" before running off.

A few days later, the second Communist sees the first Communist again and asks him how things went down. "How did killing Stalin go?", the second asks. The first shakes his head.

"The line was five times as long".
You deserve a medal for that. Seriously. Can I save that?
 

philzibit

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I thought this thread was gonna be about how communism was a joke,

darn, i wanted to talk about that
 

A Weary Exile

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Found a site that may interest people on this thread.

Communist Jokes [http://www.coldwarjokes.com/]
 

Vern

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So two men are sitting in jail. One asks the other "Why are you in here? Was it a criminal or civil offense?" The other man replies "Civil, of course. I'm a plumber and they hired me to work in the Kremlin. I took one look at the pipes and said the whole system needs to be replaced".
 

Abedeus

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Sci-Fi luver437 said:
Ha Ha.

OT: Not that funny. Please enlighten me.
Lower class - Penis. That he was going to have a boner AND that the lower class of people will be better.

At least that's what I think it was about. After reading the ending 3 times.

Still not funny. Also, you are a jackass.
 

NeutralMunchHotel

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Much ado about nothing. It's a sub-par, overly long joke that could be a one liner, that you made a topic about (and thus clearly thought it was good enrant one). Well, it wasn't.

Not impressed.

I made up a joke once, but didn't make a topic about it.
Oh, now you want to hear it?
Well, ok.
How much does the body charge to convert energy?
80p (ATP)
 
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@OP

Joke is far too long. I could re-tell it in about 2 lines and not lose anything. If you're going to tell that joke anyway, it would help with a physical element to accentuate the double entendre.

Did you hear that Lenin's grave is a communist plot? (Simple, short, concise.)
 

XJ-0461

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Percutio said:
williebaz said:
Any Ideas on what I could cut out?
Karl Marx walks into a bar and after seeing a beautiful rich woman he decides to go up to her and says,"Hey, are you a bourgeoisie, 'cause I'm sensing an uprising in my lower class".
This is much better than the OP's version. It has just the right amount of set up for it's punchline.
 

Dragon_of_red

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williebaz said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.153124?page=1
^saves me time by not having to come up with a comeback
Do you actually bump all of your oen threads because no one says anything, the 2 that i have seen you have, its kind of sad.

OT: I didnt like the joke, but i dont know much about Communism so it probably just went right over my head.
 
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Here's a better one

"Lenin was walking down the street one day and saw a hooker, he asked here 'how much?' she says 'YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT HONEY!' then Lenin says 'Well I could but no one around here could'"

geddit?

'cause he's Lenin
 
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stinkychops said:
williebaz said:
I just wrote this a few minutes ago, what do you think:

A joke I wrote:
Karl Marx got dumped by his girlfriend and he was feeling a bit depressed, so he went to his friend Mao to talk to him about it. After being told about it Mao said ?Sorry man what a bummer, hey I know, we should go to a bar and get hammer?d, you?ll forget all about it in the morning?. So they went to a bar. When they got there, Karl noticed an attractive woman in an expensive fur coat sitting across the room, but he was too nervous to say anything about it. He mentioned it to Mao, he told him to buy her a drink. Karl was too nervous though. A few drinks later however he felt confident and he decided he would go speak to her. She was a pretty looking lady wearing a nice expensive looking coat. Karl went up to her and said, ?Hey, are you?sh a burshwaushie, ?caush I?m shenshing an uprising in my lower clash?.

Copyright of Willis Peterson

Edit: burshwaushie = bourgeoisie
Stolen from Collegehumor.com
#stolen from XKCD
Buried for inaccuracy
If you're gonna call bullshit
Post a link to prove it!#

If you don't get that then I pity you sir!
 

Necrofudge

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Decent joke. But not laugh out loud funny. Then again no jokes in this format ever are. But good show nonetheless.
 

BaldursBananaSoap

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That was actually pretty good, but it takes a bit long to get to the punch. Plus you mentioned she was in a fur coat twice.
 

setvak

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This was posted a little over a week ago. Check out the first image: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794126
 

EnzoHonda

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This is better, I just made this up.

What do you call a communist cat? Chairman Meow.

What do you call a fascist rodent? Mouse-olini.

What do you call a conservative dog? Margaret Thatcher.

Ba-dum-tish. I'm here all night.