A communism Joke:
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Communist Jokes [http://www.coldwarjokes.com/]
Communist Jokes [http://www.coldwarjokes.com/]
So two men are sitting in jail. One asks the other "Why are you in here? Was it a criminal or civil offense?" The other man replies "Civil, of course. I'm a plumber and they hired me to work in the Kremlin. I took one look at the pipes and said the whole system needs to be replaced".
Much ado about nothing. It's a sub-par, overly long joke that could be a one liner, that you made a topic about (and thus clearly thought it was good enrant one). Well, it wasn't.
Not impressed.
Not impressed.
I made up a joke once, but didn't make a topic about it.
Oh, now you want to hear it?
Well, ok.
How much does the body charge to convert energy?
80p (ATP)
@OP
Joke is far too long. I could re-tell it in about 2 lines and not lose anything. If you're going to tell that joke anyway, it would help with a physical element to accentuate the double entendre.
Did you hear that Lenin's grave is a communist plot? (Simple, short, concise.)
Joke is far too long. I could re-tell it in about 2 lines and not lose anything. If you're going to tell that joke anyway, it would help with a physical element to accentuate the double entendre.
Did you hear that Lenin's grave is a communist plot? (Simple, short, concise.)
Do you actually bump all of your oen threads because no one says anything, the 2 that i have seen you have, its kind of sad.williebaz said:
OT: I didnt like the joke, but i dont know much about Communism so it probably just went right over my head.
Here's a better one
"Lenin was walking down the street one day and saw a hooker, he asked here 'how much?' she says 'YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT HONEY!' then Lenin says 'Well I could but no one around here could'"
geddit?
'cause he's Lenin
"Lenin was walking down the street one day and saw a hooker, he asked here 'how much?' she says 'YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT HONEY!' then Lenin says 'Well I could but no one around here could'"
geddit?
'cause he's Lenin
#stolen from XKCDstinkychops said:
Buried for inaccuracy
If you're gonna call bullshit
Post a link to prove it!#
If you don't get that then I pity you sir!
Decent joke. But not laugh out loud funny. Then again no jokes in this format ever are. But good show nonetheless.
That was actually pretty good, but it takes a bit long to get to the punch. Plus you mentioned she was in a fur coat twice.
