A communism Joke:
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I get it now! Thanks Percutio, I guess the "drunk talk" screwed it up for me.Percutio said:
As for the joke, I believe it is good as a one liner, pretty much like Percutio put it. It is funny once you get it! It made me chuckle.
I refuse to read the joke due to the two minute bump. Chances are it isn't worth it if you felt the need to bump it so fast.
Notice in other jokes involving people who are overly intoxicated...
Despite being "drunk", for the purpose of a fluent joke, they still talk like a sober person.
So, possibly lose the sh's where there should just be an s (e.g. in "shenshing"), or where they just shouldn't be either an s or sh (e.g. the "you'sh").
Also:
For example:
'One night, Karl Marx went out drinking. At the bar, Marx noticed a hot girl. He downed a few drinks to gain some courage, walked up to the girl and said, "Hey. Are you a bourgeoisie? Cause I'm sensing an uprising in my lower class".'
Especially that "burshwaushie". I had to think about what you actually meant by that before I finally realised. Doesn't make for a great joke.
And please, correct me if I translated from Drunk-to-English wrong, but hopefully you still see what I'm getting at here...
Personally? That punchline might need some work. It made me go "heh", but no "rofl" or anything of that sort.
But still, nice attempt. ^_^
EDIT: Yes, Ninja'd it seems.
By more than one person too.
Despite being "drunk", for the purpose of a fluent joke, they still talk like a sober person.
So, possibly lose the sh's where there should just be an s (e.g. in "shenshing"), or where they just shouldn't be either an s or sh (e.g. the "you'sh").
Also:
This.dantheman931 said:
For example:
'One night, Karl Marx went out drinking. At the bar, Marx noticed a hot girl. He downed a few drinks to gain some courage, walked up to the girl and said, "Hey. Are you a bourgeoisie? Cause I'm sensing an uprising in my lower class".'
Especially that "burshwaushie". I had to think about what you actually meant by that before I finally realised. Doesn't make for a great joke.
And please, correct me if I translated from Drunk-to-English wrong, but hopefully you still see what I'm getting at here...
Personally? That punchline might need some work. It made me go "heh", but no "rofl" or anything of that sort.
But still, nice attempt. ^_^
EDIT: Yes, Ninja'd it seems.
By more than one person too.
I think it does need to be shortened, but not dumbed down. If people don't get it it's their own damn fault, or yours if you don't tell it properly.williebaz said:
I've got my own!
So two Soviet Union members are standing in a long line waiting for food. After a few hours pass, the first shakes his head and yells "I've had enough of this waiting! I'm going to go kill Stalin and fix all of this!" before running off.
A few days later, the second Communist sees the first Communist again and asks him how things went down. "How did killing Stalin go?", the second asks. The first shakes his head.
"The line was five times as long".
So two Soviet Union members are standing in a long line waiting for food. After a few hours pass, the first shakes his head and yells "I've had enough of this waiting! I'm going to go kill Stalin and fix all of this!" before running off.
A few days later, the second Communist sees the first Communist again and asks him how things went down. "How did killing Stalin go?", the second asks. The first shakes his head.
"The line was five times as long".
The only way that joke could ever be funny is if someone had a completely diferent idea of life, as in America and the world were in different universes.VonGentlemen said:
Couldn't you just go back and edit it? Did those two small sentences really need there own post? It went two minutes buddy. Chill out, people will see your thread eventually, there is no need to bump.williebaz said:
OT:Not really that funny. I don't know much about communism so I suppose that hinders my understanding. All in all though, Way to long of a set-up and the punch-line is hard to notice. Plus, you could cut the part about Mao out completely.
Change Mao to Fredrick Engels. Fredrick was actually Karl Marx's friends and co writer on ]The Communist Manifestowilliebaz said:
Make Engels give Fredrick the pick up line, like whispered it in his ear
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Setup was fairly long but I think the joke was really funny. I think you could improve it by somehow condensing the setup and making Marx's final line a bit more coherent. Should work as long as people don't take it too seriously that Marx didn't live to see Mao's uprising.
EDIT: And pretty much what the guy above me said, change Mao to Engels.
Setup was fairly long but I think the joke was really funny. I think you could improve it by somehow condensing the setup and making Marx's final line a bit more coherent. Should work as long as people don't take it too seriously that Marx didn't live to see Mao's uprising.
EDIT: And pretty much what the guy above me said, change Mao to Engels.
haha ok that whas ok
bit of a set up might want to cut out most of the start and just say that him and his buddie went out drinking just my opinion though pretty good dude (yes dude...is it just an american thing? i dont think it is...i have too much spare time if im thinking about that hu?)
bit of a set up might want to cut out most of the start and just say that him and his buddie went out drinking just my opinion though pretty good dude (yes dude...is it just an american thing? i dont think it is...i have too much spare time if im thinking about that hu?)
It made me laugh. I thought it was clever and intelligent. Most people won't get it though. (Most people not on this website)