A conundrum to drum. No-one under 18.

[Ursus Buckler]

Ok, so here's the thing. Don't read if you're under 18.
My mate asked me yesterday if I wanted to go to this charity concert thing. As he frequently does, he turns up late, but I had stopped waiting for him- a fairly attractive girl has asked me the time and we've started talking. She asks if I want to go to the pub and she buys me a beer; I try to pay her back but she told me not to worry. It's all cool, we're still talking. My friend rings but the girl invites me to her place, so I ignore my phone. We get to her place. By this time she's told me that she smokes, is a frequent vodka drinker and has a criminal record. To put things in context, I'm trying to get into University and while my parents aren't exactly... well, snobby... this girl isn't the type that I'd want to introduce to them.
But I'm trying to live in the moment and stuff. This girl is in a foster family because her step-father kicked her out, so I get introduced to her foster mum. She seems cool enough with me being there, so me and this girl go into her bedroom. I ask if I can kiss her and she said yes, and within about half an hour I realise I'm at third base and wondering what the fuck is going on and what lucky prick's life I'm seeing through my eyes. She's giving me oral, but every time we start getting anywhere, we can hear her foster mother moving around outside the door, like she's trying to catch us in the act.
Anyway. This girl gave me her number before I left and kept asking if I had a girlfriend and if I was looking for one. I didn't say anything committal, but left with her number. I've got her number on my phone right now. Now, being a 17 year old guy who's fairly frustrated at this point, I think a lot of you can appreciate how much I want to... alleviate this frustration. But as much as I want to just let my cock do all the thinking, I'm feeling that I should be a bit careful as well. The criminal record is going to be a problem. I'm well aware that this is a slippery slope I'm looking down, but I really, REALLY want this fuck, and I think I'd be throwing away a lot of happiness if I don't keep hold of this.

So anyway, seeing as how I don't think I can talk about this to people I know and definitely not my family, I thought I'd instead confide in total strangers to give me advice.

EDIT: It's not the fact that she has a criminal record that bothers me, it's the fact that I'm wary that she might get me into trouble before I know what the fuck. Also, yes I know what her charges are for.

EDIT 2: YES, I AM AWARE OF THE IRONY OF ME SAYING 'NO-ONE UNDER 18' WHEN I AM 17.

A) I'M 18 IN LESS THAN A MONTH.
B) IT HAPPENED TO ME AT THIS AGE, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR PEOPLE UNDER THAT AGE TO READ THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE MODS WOULD GIVE ME STICK FOR IT IF I DIDN'T PUT THE AGE THING ON IT.

ALL PEOPLE JUST WANTING TO POST TO POINT THIS OUT- STFU AND GTFO.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

go for it mate its her criminal record not yours heck some of my pals have criminal records for stupid things they did and they are some of the most honorable people i know

EDIT if you see something with this girl dont let her go never make the mistake that will leave you wondering.

 

[genericusername64]

I have one piece of advice to give you from a google image search.

 

[lacktheknack]

"Sexual frustration"

Every day, I wonder more and more if I'm even human, or if I'm a prank that aliens played on everyone.

I can't help you, as "sexual frustration" is a weird and foreign concept to me. If I'm to say anything, it's that slippery slopes are bad, k?

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I have one piece of advice to give you from a google image search.

Spoiler: Image

I entirely agree with this ideal.

Fuck the consequences, go for it.

 

[ramboondiea]

for things like this, your better of just running with it and seeing where it goes, because it sounds like youve made your mind up that you want to do something atleast, they only question you want to as yourself is which are you going to regret more, not doing anything, ignoring this girl and moving on, or a potentially disastrous relationship.

if you still cant decide flip a coin, its about as reliable as listening to strangers

 

[Andy Beaumont]

Go for it man! I had some of the best experiences i have ever had with girls with either slightly older women or completely randomly... i never aim for anything to happen... just does, your in the same situation! you can always get out easily and she doesn't know where you live etc... (i'm 17 as well btw...)

 

[Quaxar]

I have one piece of advice to give you from a google image search.

Ah, courage wolf. The cause and answer to all of life's problems.

snippety

Apart from agreeing with you... I wanna ask you if you might want to consider changing your avatar at night. I now can't go to bed for the next hour.

OT: Go for it, see if it works for both of you apart from the sexual component. Not like you have to introduce her to your parents imediately and not like you have to say "This is my new girlfriend, she's got a criminal record as long as my... uh, arm."

Warning: This user has not much experience with nor interest in relationships so it might not be the best advice possible. But hey, my post is as good as the next random stranger's.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I have one piece of advice to give you from a google image search.

speaking as a guy who has a plan to ruin two straight people's relationship for the minute chance of some gay sex, and whose facebook profile picture and life mentor is Courage Wolf (i know a guy who basically spouts that shit all the time), im unfortunately going to have to disagree.
if you dont pay attention to the consequences, where you you get your sadistic schadenfreudian boost.

in all seriousness man, go for it. so what if she has a criminal record, its not like you'll get kicked out of Harvard/Oxford/Poncington University of Insert-Your-Country because you shagged a criminal.
and smoking and vodka arent that big a problem for you.
unless you plan on marrying this chick or something, dont give any of your fucks about your parent's opinions.

in conclusion, tap that ass like a shy kid playing a snare drum for the first time in front of an audience. (the drum=the ass)

 

[kebab4you]

School/Work > Laid

It´s not worth it by any means. I myself would have bailed the moment she said she had a criminal record.

Edit: Before any comment on this what I got out from the OP post was that he was just looking for getting laid, not a long term relationship.

 

[Vivi22]

You want to sleep with her. It sounds like she wants to sleep with you. I'm not seeing the conundrum here. Just go for it and see where things go. As long as your smart about it and use protection I don't see the issue. Better to give it a shot and have it all fall apart than to wonder what might have been.

 

[lacktheknack]

snippety

Apart from agreeing with you... I wanna ask you if you might want to consider changing your avatar at night. I now can't go to bed for the next hour.

Oh... sorry. Is it the photo of George Bush? I think the most terrifying bit is the photo of George Bush.

 

[Dogstile]

Do it! Criminal records aren't the be all and end all. I know some good people with criminal records for assault. Sounds horrible right? Turns out he was just standing up for his friend at the time and he won.

Also, sex with dangerous chicks is AWESOME

 

[dimensional]

My advice is do what you want its your life make a decision yourself and if it turns out great well good for you but if it turns out later to be the wrong decision just say yeah well I messed up nobodies fault but my own and just carry on with your life without excessive whinging.

Oh and as for the criminal record thing well that does not mean they are bad (although they could be) it just means they broke the law and got caught thats it.

TBH I think you will end up regretting whatever you choose its just which one will you regret less/more.

 

[Aur0ra145]

To quote a staff member here at the Escapist, "Don't stick it in the crazy!" [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/lovefaq/9007-Love-FAQ-Don-t-Stick-It-in-The-Crazy]

Let's add up a few things.

1. She bought you alcohol
2. She was the aggressive force in meeting
3. She lives in a foster home (so is she really all that stable?)
4. She performs oral when you've done nothing better than say, "hi" to her
5. She confesses to having a criminal record

These don't add up to anything good.

First off, do you think you're the first guy she's done this routine on?

What do you think she wants out of it? Because I can tell you, it isn't sex. She's trying to allure you via sex to conform to her needs (i.e. money or some fairy tale idea of a boyfriend, which not even The Most Interesting Man in the World could fulfill.)

Also, do you see her and respect her as a person? Or do you just want her to be your living, breathing, sex doll?

I personally don't see anything worthwhile coming out of this girl you've met. Best move on and find someone a bit more "classy."

 

[Shadu]

"Sexual frustration"

Every day, I wonder more and more if I'm even human, or if I'm a prank that aliens played on everyone.

I can't help you, as "sexual frustration" is a weird and foreign concept to me. If I'm to say anything, it's that slippery slopes are bad, k?

Hey! We might be from the same planet!

OT: I wouldn't. I mean, it just doesn't sound like a good idea to me. Course, my mind always goes to worst case senarios. Like "What if she gets preggers even if we use protection?" or "What if she's just that easy and has a butt load of diseases?"

But I don't know. I've never ever wanted sex that bad. Probably why I haven't had any.

 

[Suncatcher]

My opinions may bot be as valid as those of someone who's been in that kind of situation (due to me being a cold asexual bastard), but here goes.

If you're both just looking for a quick screw, and both of you understand that that's all this is, just be safe about it. And be completely honest with each other, or someone's getting crushed.

If one or both of you is looking for a relationship (as it kind of sounded like she was, from all the 'girlfriend' talk), "I really, REALLY want this fuck" is not anywhere near a valid starting point. If you honestly like her as a person go ahead and date for a while (a criminal record shouldn't be that big of an obstacle unless she's a murderer or a child molester or something), but shove ice down your pants, masturbate before going out, or whatever you need to do in order to think with your brain instead or your cock for the night.

 

[Cpu46]

On the one hand both of you seem like you want this, on the other it sounds like a rough situation if you get caught. Call me a stick in the mud but I personally wouldn't seeing as how from your description her situation seems a bit complicated. You have a single day of information to go on and you don't know all the details. The choice is ultimately up to you however it does seem like you are going through this a bit fast. If you want a girlfriend then I say date her, see how it goes down, but hold off on sex for a while. If all you want is to relieve a bit of frustration realize it can still get complicated and there are other ways to relive this kind of frustration. Again, It's your choice.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Sexual frustration"

Every day, I wonder more and more if I'm even human, or if I'm a prank that aliens played on everyone.

I can't help you, as "sexual frustration" is a weird and foreign concept to me. If I'm to say anything, it's that slippery slopes are bad, k?

I'm just going to parrot this. Remember, you barely know this girl and the fact that she is so willing makes me a more than a tad suspicious.

 

[Eventidal]

You're 17, and about to have sex with someone. Simultaneously cheating on your mate.

For f**k's sake, kid, if you're going to pull that kind of asshole move, AT LEAST have the decency to tell your current mate you're not interested in him anymore. Be wary of the criminal girl, but if she's not over 18 at least it's not statutory rape. If this IS the case, for the love of God don't do it. Ignore your pants-brain for another year. If things go wrong her life gets basically cut short. Criminal record against her, statutory rape would ruin her FOREVER, and all because you wanted a little pleasure in the moment.

I'm assuming you live somewhere where the age of consent is 18, BTW. If not, ignore that stuff. But still, don't cheat. That's seriously such a douche move, I'd consider it karmic justice if the girl turned out to only be having sex with you to steal stuff from you or otherwise screw you over later.