A Declaration of War

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Zombie_Fish

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Silly Zombie, I won't die, because I helped start this battle, tis only common courtesy to end it, is it not?
Oh right, I forgot about people needing common courtesy in war. I'm sure everyone will apologise for shooting you.

EDIT: Also, isn't charging into a battle that you[footnote]Those silly Bravongors[/footnote] have nothing to do with stupidity as well?
At what point did we charge into this battle? Isn't the whole point of this conversation that we weren't being part of this war [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.861405.21438759]?
 

The White Hunter

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PsychicTaco115 said:
username sucks said:
u wot m80
Sorry, what was that?

It sounds like an buzzing fly ;P
xaszatm said:
I don't have Smash... or a Wii U... So yeah

BUT WHAT ABOUT TF2
Caramel Frappe said:
All that smack talk you been saying?

I propose we play MW2 TDM instead.

Rust, best 2 out of 3, knives only.

Thats how men settle their differences.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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I have altered the rules. They now state that I win. That is the one and only rule. Therefore all other attempts at "winning" by anyone other than me are futile. You will fail, it has been prophesied. Also changing the rules again will unmake the universe, in which case I win again. Therefore I claim victory for the Injustice League... I WIN!
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Caramel Frappe said:
Imperioratorex Caprae said:
I have altered the rules. They now state that I win. That is the one and only rule. Therefore all other attempts at "winning" by anyone other than me are futile. You will fail, it has been prophesied. Also changing the rules again will unmake the universe, in which case I win again. Therefore I claim victory for the Injustice League... I WIN!
Ohhhhhh you. Just like Taco, you're doing the "I am the best, I win, I-" ect.

Caprae, this wasn't about you or any other individual. It's about two Groups being at war, and to say you win means your Group has lost to you. That everything else which this war was founded on, has lost...
Meaning you basically caused the Injustice League to automatically lose the war.... that's a darn shame man.

Maybe if you reworded your sentence, it could of been bullet proof but alas, you did "I".

Can't be evil if you're not selfish. And what a blackmail card to hold... I mean I hold victory in my hand and can turn it into defeat very easily. Besides, any good villain knows when to sell out his comrades or at least bargain for a higher status.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Caramel Frappe said:
**doublesnips**
Attrition. Wear down the enemy, and see whats left before executing said plan. C'mon now, why would I stop the chaos when I'm so thoroughly enjoying it. Also, knowing I win in the end makes the process much much more fun. For me. I always said I'm not anti-fun, just anti-anyone else having it.
 

Imperioratorex Caprae

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Caramel Frappe said:
Needed a counter to your 4th wall breaking capabilities. So unmaking reality by losing was my main focus. Therefore since scorched earth policies screw everyone out of a win, I'll keep my "winning" capabilities in check until there is a clear "other" winner and hand over victory to them, by being on the winning side as long as you keep the 4th wall intact.
I couldn't find Ryan Reynolds, he's still in hiding apparently due to the awful Green Lantern flick. So I had to go with plan b.
 

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Eclipse Dragon said:
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Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze
I shall join you. I'll bring the marshmallows to roast upon the embers of this war, watching as the world burns.

Captcha : 2 Free Nights. Only if you are a lady
 

Qwurty2.0

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Caramel Frappe said:
Imperioratorex Caprae said:
Be warned- holding off to long on your execution can damper your chances. Because if the UN Group starts winning and the Injustice League pulls out of the war, than you'd just ruined your chances my good man. Plus we all know you're bluffing- because you would of sent me a PM with the blackmail and issued a deal :).

I'm a nice guy, so I will take your word for it... but I don't honestly believe your threat is legit (yet).



(Completely and utterly unrelated to the war... ehem... <.<)
 

masticina

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Why fight and do all that brash stuff

We are mere humble advisors and traders. Now we do like a good trade like any trader we might even give you an especially good deal. If you help us with a small problem that is *smirks*
 

Qwurty2.0

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masticina said:
Why fight and do all that brash stuff

We are mere humble advisors and traders. Now we do like a good trade like any trader we might even give you an especially good deal. If you help us with a small problem that is *smirks*
You're a tiger.

I don't think tigers can be trusted. *Narrows eyes*
 

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BOOM headshot65 said:
JoJo said:
Oh, just wait until Obama runs for his third term and puts everyone with even the name Bush in a death camp, then where will your plan be?

Random guy: "B-b-b-but that's against the constitution Obama!"

Obama: "Deal with it, bitches," *takes out a lighter and burns the declaration of independence*
Ah, but there are major flaws with your plan. You see, do to the efforts of my forces, Obama has failed to take the guns of American Citizens, thus they still hold the power to rebel against the obvioulsy tyrannt you plan to install using this third term. In addition, like the military, my army of Patriots is sworn to defend the US from all enemies both foreign and DOMESTIC. And on that note, the US Military already has a great dislike for Obama, so He will have no army to fight back against both the most powerful military on Earth, the most well-armed civilian militias on Earth, and my force of brave Patriots.
I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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[small]The cavalry has arrived[/small]
We are called the UNOPF Elite 4 for a reason:


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Princess of Pink Status: Temporarily Active.
Arrival Status: Fashionably late.
Kawaii Cannons: Activated.
Moe Missiles: Locked-On.


Moe Strike Level II - Engaging
My target - The Injustice League

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- EVA UNIT- CUTE: Ready
- May their hearts explode from excessive adorability

As one of the UNOPF's Elite 4, I have fallen behind.
If it has come to this, I shall demonstrate my power through the sheer force of cuteness.
[HEADING=1]You will love and be loved...it's only a matter of time![/HEADING]





[HEADING=1]The Princess of Pink has spoken
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Shazskywalker said:
Rally Together!
Drummodino said:
For Princesses!
Dirty Cop James funs said:
Lewdness!
Barbas said:
Neuromancer said:
Caramel Frappe said:
Sigmund Av Volsung said:
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VanQ said:
ABSOLUTE PURE FUN!
 
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The Princess of Pink has arrived.
But he left me out of the rallying call... *sniff*
[HEADING=1]We win[/HEADING]
 

Qwurty2.0

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username sucks said:
The Princess of Pink has arrived.
But he left me out of the rallying call... *sniff*
[HEADING=1]We win[/HEADING]
Quick, someone post lots of green to cancel it out!
 

VanQ

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RipVanTinkle said:
The Princess of Pink has arrived! Time to don your colors Pure Fun Rangers!

[HEADING=1]Pure Fun Ranger Blue has arrived![/HEADING]
Call me Producer! Because I bring the powers that my idols offer!

I bring with me the power of music!

The power of dance!

And the power of kawaii!

Victory is within our grasp, brothers! They can not stop us now! Show them our true forms!
 

Infernai

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You kids are fighting a war and you didn't invite me? Well, no matter, I'm here now and I'm ready to fight as I always am.

After all, I am the unknown. The thing you didn't plan for, the rogue element. I. Am. Infernai.

 

BOOM headshot65

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JoJo said:
I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.
Then you will force me to deploy my ultimate weapon: THE USS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!



She has already proved her worth by destroying an entire invasion force of Nazis from the Moon, without taking so much as a scratch. Two Rail Guns, 8 Point defense cannons, and a stockpile of Tomahawk Missiles, she will destroy your shit. And this isnt even including my forces, who are so Loyal to Ol' Glory they are immune to brainwash

*sidenote* Considering the One-upsmanship we have been having here, This video is relevant. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w]