A Declaration of War

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VanQ said:
Don your colors!
We're doing that now?
[HEADING=2]VERY WELL.[/HEADING]


[HEADING=1]pure fun ranger red, prepared for war![/HEADING]
I bring the power of Vikings!

I stand guard as the time of battle comes...

I know that I do not stand alone...
As I listen to the beat of drums...
I will tear the flesh off of your bones!
Now it really begins. Injustice League, you will meet your end by the blade of my axe! I will paint this battlefield red with your blood!

And when the battle is won, I will dance on your graves.

 

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RipVanTinkle said:

Since you requested...

[HEADING=1]PURE FUN RANGER PURPLE HAS ARRIVED![/HEADING]
I bring the power of puppies!

Attention!
Sound the war howl!

CHARGE!!!





ATTACK! Drown them in fluffy cuteness!!






Now have a well deserved snack


 

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Go Rangers go! Unleash your fury!


It is time for...

[HEADING=1]
THE PRINCESS OF HEADBOPPING!
[/HEADING]

You cannot resist!


 

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I'm a loser and into medieval weaponry. But you know what would be cool? That sword gun from the Xenoblade series. The one that guy shulk has? If I want to master any weapon I want it to be that one.

Why do I want to master that weapon? Well it combines the best of both worlds! I get to slash and shoot enemies at the same time!
 

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We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...
 

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...
...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]
 

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Basement Cat said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...
...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]
*pulls BC's wallet out and takes the cash*
 

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
*pulls BC's wallet out and takes the cash*
*activates anti-theft device: Stolen cash stains T0ad metallic pink from head to toe*

...Hot pink?...I've been tainted by the Funny's...


Caramel Frappe said:
Your post was like the UN Group unleashing the Kraken in this war ... holy crap man.
Must say though, I figured you would have more ammunition alone than what an army could withhold.

I'm impressed, that's for darn sure. Though we may not see such an attack performed from the other side... not sure how anyone could top that lol. Still, with this and the few other attacks unleashed below- I think we're in the clear now.
...no mas...no mas!!!

 

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Basement Cat said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
We're doing colors and power ranger stuff now? Fine! I get to be the color out of space ranger. You can't touch this! Doo doo doo doo... No seriously, don't touch the color out of space. It's poisonous and terrible. Just ask all those plants in the blasted heath and the well full of skeletons...
...T0ad...the cuteness...

[small]***gasps***[/small]

...we--we're being hammered....

[small]***wheezes***[/small]

...my minions...they--they're...

[small]***chokes up blood***[/small]
Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.
 

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Dragonbums said:
I'm a loser and into medieval weaponry. But you know what would be cool? That sword gun from the Xenoblade series. The one that guy shulk has? If I want to master any weapon I want it to be that one.

Why do I want to master that weapon? Well it combines the best of both worlds! I get to slash and shoot enemies at the same time!
I'm partial to the gunknife myself.
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/73/1365733714641.jpg

[https://imageshack.com/i/g1metalgearsolidfull15414j]

Directions are placed below this spoiler. :)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Lady-Bits
Haerthan said:
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Eclipse Dragon said:
The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.
Blood Cake is the shit! >:D

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds? :D
If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze
I shall join you. I'll bring the marshmallows to roast upon the embers of this war, watching as the world burns.

Captcha : 2 Free Nights. Only if you are a lady
In that case, I'll bring the chocolate and gram crackers.

:D Well will have Smores!
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1298906%2Fthumbs%2Fo-SMORES-SWAG-facebook.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F08%2F15%2Fsmores-swag_n_3756549.html&h=1024&w=1536&tbnid=X9CuuswbwL78zM%3A&zoom=1&docid=z6zitRZPbk1UGM&ei=AKwlVOmCLsT9yQTUzoHICQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CDYQMygFMAU&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=2870&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16

"An army moves on it's belly". With these, we will go far. ;D
 

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The White Hunter said:
Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.
You fool!!!

The Funns have exploited the Injustice League's propensity for backstabbing!!! Half our leaders are prancing about and laughing like maniacs at how they'll take over the League once the others have been weakened or eliminated!

You call me a coward? I'm a combat pragmatist!!! We defeated ourselves even before they brought in Pink Princess and cavalry charged us!

We've been overwhelmed, I tell you!!! Were you even present on the last page when individual Funns unleashed more gifs and memes in a single post than we have throughout the entire war?!?!?

Don't you get it?!? Don't you understand?!? They're using Jedi vs Sith tactics---we're the Sith AND THE SITH ALWAYS BETRAY EACH OTHER!!!

The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!!
 

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Basement Cat said:
The White Hunter said:
Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.
You fool!!!

The Funns have exploited the Injustice League's propensity for backstabbing!!! Half our leaders are prancing about and laughing like maniacs at how they'll take over the League once the others have been weakened or eliminated!

You call me a coward? I'm a combat pragmatist!!! We defeated ourselves even before they brought in Pink Princess and cavalry charged us!

We've been overwhelmed, I tell you!!! Were you even present on the last page when individual Funns unleashed more gifs and memes in a single post than we have throughout the entire war?!?!?

Don't you get it?!? Don't you understand?!? They're using Jedi vs Sith tactics---we're the Sith AND THE SITH ALWAYS BETRAY EACH OTHER!!!

The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!!
See, I still stand, we are not yet defeated and they are yet to so much as distract me.

They can't take my tower with waifus.

And I'm more of a chaotic neutral than doing that silly sith thing, I just like watching things break down.
 

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See, I still stand, we are not yet defeated and they are yet to so much as distract me.

They can't take my tower with waifus.

And I'm more of a chaotic neutral than doing that silly sith thing, I just like watching things break down.
I admire you capacity to stand unshaken by the frilly pink cuties. I do indeed, Sir.

*respectfully salutes Hunter*

But my minions are stained pink and many are sick from biting opponents who taste sweeter than concentrated sugar. Oh, the inhumanity!

Basment Cat is officially summoning his minions away from the battle and retreating back into the Darkness. It's going to take WEEKS to get all of the pink hair dye and cutesy ribbons off of them.

*gags*

 

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JoJo said:
I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.
Then you will force me to deploy my ultimate weapon: THE USS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!



She has already proved her worth by destroying an entire invasion force of Nazis from the Moon, without taking so much as a scratch. Two Rail Guns, 8 Point defense cannons, and a stockpile of Tomahawk Missiles, she will destroy your shit. And this isnt even including my forces, who are so Loyal to Ol' Glory they are immune to brainwash

*sidenote* Considering the One-upsmanship we have been having here, This video is relevant. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w]
Will it claim we have WMDs as a shady pretext to destroy us? Of course we'll up to our ears in WMDs and various doomsday devices here in the IL but that's besides the point.
 

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You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

 

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Caramel Frappe said:
CrazyCapnMorgan said:
You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

You're absolutely right. If the UN Group and the Injustice League joined forces in say .. taking down the Brovengers .. the forums would probably shake from our frontal assault. No pause, no hesitation, not one second to rest- the Group opposing us would get the biggest beat down of a life time. This is why I do not wish to 'destroy' the Injustice League if the UN Group wins.

They are after all, still our allies despite backstabbing us lol.
Caramel Frappe said:
We're open for a truce.




As The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs I FORMALLY recognize your offer of parlay, Caramel Frappe.

Other members of the IL shall balk, yes, but our "Leaders" have spent more of their time infighting than waging war against you Funns.

I, Basement Cat, The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs, do formally accept your invitation to parlay for the purpose of settling a Truce.

Especially if it means our working together against others. The Brovengers? I'm a member of the Brovengers...but...they don't trust me...[small]they never trusted me[/small]...*sniffs*...

[sub][sub][sub]REVENGE!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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Basement Cat said:
Caramel Frappe said:
CrazyCapnMorgan said:
You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

You're absolutely right. If the UN Group and the Injustice League joined forces in say .. taking down the Brovengers .. the forums would probably shake from our frontal assault. No pause, no hesitation, not one second to rest- the Group opposing us would get the biggest beat down of a life time. This is why I do not wish to 'destroy' the Injustice League if the UN Group wins.

They are after all, still our allies despite backstabbing us lol.
Caramel Frappe said:
We're open for a truce.




As The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs I FORMALLY recognize your offer of parlay, Caramel Frappe.

Other members of the IL shall balk, yes, but our "Leaders" have spent more of their time infighting than waging war against you Funns.

I, Basement Cat, The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs, do formally accept your invitation to parlay for the purpose of settling a Truce.

Especially if it means our working together against others. The Brovengers? I'm a member of the Brovengers...but...they don't trust me...they never trusted me...*sniffs*...

[sub][sub][sub]REVENGE!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]
Though I consider myself a lone wolf amongst the battling lions in this virtual jungle, may I suggest causing subtle discord amongst your enemies, if you are comfortable with such a tactic?

 

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As a one of the elite four of EUNOPF, I demand an unconditional surrender! I will accept no less... even if I have to go rouge. *dashes off into the night*
 

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Elfgore said:
As a one of the elite four of EUNOPF, I demand an unconditional surrender! I will accept no less... even if I have to go rouge. *dashes off into the night*
Save it.

We're in the Forum Games now. Topaz has struck.

The rest is boring.
 

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Basement Cat said:
Because the thread got moved to forum games, we're just ending it? Seems a little... silly. And how do we know Topaz did it?