A dinner and a show.

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Iwata

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So, simple question: which video game character would you never invite over for dinner?
 

Zhukov

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Well... lots of them.

But for the sake of this thread, I'll go with Kratos.

Moody bastard probably wouldn't get through the first course without murdering someone.
 

DoPo

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OK, too many. Even if we take generic mooks aside (darkspawn from DA:O, while ugly and un-dinner-invitable, are not unique enough to consider) and I'll even exclude characters from adaptations of movies/books, that leaves far too many, still.

If I had to go with only one, though, perhaps


It's not that EG is evil corrupt monster that splays pretty much the entire world as puppets. Mostly it's because he's huge. And eats souls but that would be my second reason.
 

Jazoni89

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Snake, after Eva turned him down, I think he needs someone to have a meal with.

We will eat snakes together, and hope to god, they taste like chicken.
 

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Let see-
Hakan (from SSF4) since he will stain the carpet and the furnitures for his oily body. He probably keep slipping the fork and knifes out of his hands as well.

Riki (from Xenoblade Chronicle) will eat all the food before anyone can get a bite.

Link (from LoZ) will keep making his grunts sound to indicate he want the salt.
 

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Scarim Coral said:
Link (from LoZ) will keep making his grunts sound to indicate he want the salt.
Yeah I imagine dinner with Link would be rather uneventful. He's not the talkative sort.

I'll go with Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. I don't think I really need to explain why.
 

ZehMadScientist

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Harbinger.

First, he most likely wouldn't fit in a house, so it will be an outside dinner. I live in Europe, so the food will go cold in a jiffy.

Second, I don't like my waiters being indoctrinated.

Third, I think I'd dislike Harbinger going "Assuming direct contol" on my fried chicken, having to bite through a biotic barrier all of the sudden.

Still, I'd prefer Harbinger over the turian council member...
 

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Scrustle said:
Scarim Coral said:
Link (from LoZ) will keep making his grunts sound to indicate he want the salt.
Yeah I imagine dinner with Link would be rather uneventful. He's not the talkative sort.

I'll go with Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. I don't think I really need to explain why.
"Cheese for everyone! What? You're not serving cheese? Good. I hate cheese. I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

Best Daedra ever.
 

dvd_72

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Dante (the Devil May Cry one). I mean, easily settling for pizza is great and all, but the chance of a random demon assault would ruin the whole thing.
 

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Edit: Failed... Fixed

I'm gonna say J'Zargo... Because I really hate J'Zargo...

I can see it now...

"J'Zargo wants you to give J'Zargo the salt..."
"J'Zargo does not like this food... Make J'Zargo something else!"
"J'Zargo always refers to J'Zargo as J'Zargo..."
 

Ralen-Sharr

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Namira.... pretty much the Daedra prince of gross shit. Peryite would be pretty bad too... and then there's Molag Bal (sometimes called the Prince of Rape) and not to mention Mehrunes Dagon.... bleh there's some pretty unpleasant dinner guests among the Daedra.
Sheogorath at least might be entertaining.
 

loudestmute

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Hanako Ikezawa, because of the tremendous hassle involved. If the internet reaction is anything to go by, you'd have to be at a Denny's at three in the morning to escape the fanboys. And even then one of the short order cooks will probably want to make a proclamation of undying love to his waifu.

Just let the burned girl enjoy her pancakes, dammit.
 

lacktheknack

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ThatLankyBastard said:
I'm gonna have to go with Liara T'Soni...

... I mean, it's fucking Liara T'Soni! Do I really need a better reason then that?
Are you sure you read the OP?

OT: Achenar from "Myst". I'd never be sure if he wanted to drink some more wine or MY IMMORTAL SOUL GARNISHED WITH GALLONS OF MY BLOOD.

Gah, I had a traumatic childhood. -_-