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Dungeons and Dragons Online: The advertisements made it look so fast pased, intuitive, and fun!

Black and White 2: I liked the old creature better.

Portal: The cake is a lie!
 

DoW Lowen

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StarStruckStrumpets said:
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Kingdom Hearts: Proof that violence and Disney go hand in hand.
Hell. Yes.

Eternal Sonata: Our monsters are too cute to kill.
Eternal Sonata: Al Gore wrote the ending to this game.
Damn, that ending was preachy. I felt offended, as if I was a sociopath about to kill myself. It was like the game had deemed me to be on the verge of suicide, and felt like it was obligated to be a last-ditch effort to convince me not to pull the trigger.
That ending was so winded and full of itself. I actually fell asleep during the thing. By the time the story started again I forgot what the plot was even about. Also did Chopin just commit suicide by cop?

OT: Assassin's Creed: Run, Leap, Misjudge distance, SPLAT
 

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ethaninja said:
ninja51 said:
Metro 2033: Stalker minus the bad.
OFFTOPIC: Really? I thought it was the other way around. Metro 2033 had REAL bad AI and the guns sounded like pea shooters. Only thing good about it was the graphics if you ask me :p But thats just my opinion.
Metro just clicked with me. I kinda overlook the bad stuff because I like it so much haha. Its Stalker that is rubbing me the wrong way, has about the same AI skill as Metro but its not atmospheric or even fun in my opinion. It gets boring and frustrating very fast, and coming from a guy who could play Morrowind for days strait it means something. Metro was at least very atmospheric, and genueinly fun
 

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"You must burn the rope"
Like that?

Or More along the lines of:
"Bioshock: Shoot Bees at crazy people"

Will either of those work?
 

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Mutant League Football : Score more points than the other team or just kill them all
 

DoW Lowen

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TheNumber1Zero said:
"You must burn the rope"
Like that?

Or More along the lines of:
"Bioshock: Shoot Bees at crazy people"

Will either of those work?
Either will work. Do what you feel is right in your fuzzy little heart.

OT:

Left 4 Dead: I'm the leader - ME ME ME ME ME!
 

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someboredguy said:
AverageJoe said:
Metro 2033 = STALKER: Good Edition

Deus Ex = Not aged well, despite what people will tell ya.
STALKER: Call of Pripyat - Disproving what that guy said.
Pretty sure you can't disprove my subjective opinion. lol

Nah I don't think STALKER is a bad game anyway, it's just not my kinda thing.
 

ethaninja

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ninja51 said:
ethaninja said:
ninja51 said:
Metro 2033: Stalker minus the bad.
OFFTOPIC: Really? I thought it was the other way around. Metro 2033 had REAL bad AI and the guns sounded like pea shooters. Only thing good about it was the graphics if you ask me :p But thats just my opinion.
Metro just clicked with me. I kinda overlook the bad stuff because I like it so much haha. Its Stalker that is rubbing me the wrong way, has about the same AI skill as Metro but its not atmospheric or even fun in my opinion. It gets boring and frustrating very fast, and coming from a guy who could play Morrowind for days strait it means something. Metro was at least very atmospheric, and genueinly fun
Hehe yeah thats true. I guess it just lacked the eeriness that Stalker had. And the lack of baddies you could kill, not to mention the VERY short levels :p Who knows, maybe after a patch or two I might fire her up again ;) Let me know if they end up patching up the bad stuff?
 

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Silent hill 2: your shit is fucked.

Blazblue: Combos are your friend!

Gears of war 2:DOM, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD DOM, IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH DOM, I'M SURE YOUR WIFE WILL BE THERE!

Starfox 64: Do a barrel roll
 

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Assassin's Creed II: My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze; you killed my father; prepare to die!

(semicolons make it one sentence, right? *wink*)
 

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Soul Calibur- Just press x over and over, you'll be fine
Bioshock- The pretension is only outweighed by the awesome
Fallout 3- Mutants, guns, radioactivity and a canine sidekick called Dogmeat
Mario- Pussy whipped plumber saves his idiot girlfriend, who is somehow a princess, from a dinosaur.
Oblivion- Bigger than russia but with fewer goblins.
COD: MW2- 10 million people can be wrong
L4D- Don't hump me, help me!
Fable II- You can get married and she will leave you, but you're heavily armed so you can shoot the *****.
Heavy Rain - He he he, you can see her boobies!
Gears of War Muscular men doing muscular things with stubble, veins and guns.
Dynasty Warriors Chinese footsoldiers never learn.