A game says f*** you

[ChupathingyX]

Every Crash Bandicoot game made by Radical Entertainment.

They're basically just one big "fuck you" to the original Naughty Dog era.

Seriously if you're going to radically (no pun intended) change the characters and everything so much you might as well just make your own unique IP instead of buying another one.

 

[aeros320]

Killing Floor with it respawn BS.

Round starts.

Look left. Nothing.
Look right. Nothing.
Look left again. Two Fleshpounds, a Siren, a Scrake, half a dozen Clots.

...

true story, i think the developer specifically made sure that tons of zombies are spawned right by people who just join the game.

 

[SJXarg]

Assassins Creed 2 the game is amazingly easy all the way through and then you get to the bit with the guy on the boat...surrounded by guards and you have to kill him without being detected. This include as your about an inch away from stabbing him it goes 'NO THEY SAW YOU TRY AGAIN' -.-

...You're doing it wrong. You know why you got the Gun just before that mission? To use it ON that mission.

That's not the mission I mean...I mean the one in florence.

I did it eventually but it just seemed really hard compared to the other missions.

Boat mission in Florence?

I really don't remember, and I just finished completely replaying ACII.

Yeah one of the priests lieutenants during Bonfire of the vanities.

...That would explain it. I never got any AC2 DLC.

It's not the DLC. :/ It's part of the mission against the priest who has the apple.

Bonfire of the Vanities is one of the two DLC packs, the other being Battle of Forli.

They must have added it to the base game then because I havent bought anything online.
:/

Honestly, I found that part really easy. Dive into water, go to far side of boat. Use the ledge assassination to pull 2 guards off. Move to back end of boat, wait for archer on the docks to patrol away, then ledge kill the 1 patroller who comes up to the wheel. Climb up, double wristblade the 2 guys facing the front of the boat. Hop up on the ledge, and immediately perform an aerial kill on the merchant before the 2 armoured guards fully alert to you.

The one that annoyed me the most was the one to kill the 5 archers on the rooftops, one of them would ALWAYS see me... and another I couldnt reach until I just said f#$k it and used a throwing knife from another roof.

I managed to do it by luring the brutes away from the merchant by shooting the guard on the dock for some reason they would always see me when I stabbed the two guards above. The archers are the most annoying thing in that game I think.

I'm personally thinking the civilians carrying the crates and the blend system are the most annoying.... why can't I just lower my head and autowalk along with some monks like in AC1 :|

 

[maturin]

STALKER Call of Pripyat is unplayably laggy at every graphics settings. This on a laptop that runs Arma 2 without total embarrassment. I's say that's a pretty big 'fuck you.'

 

[geK0]

Body Harvest for N64(anyone actually know what that game is?)

Was near the end of the Russian level, but after killing one of the 'processors' (boss like thing)the game still had it listed in the objectives that I had to kill it.... and I saved after killing it so I just couldn't continue the game.

 

[SJXarg]

Ran fine for me in eyefinity on my old Core2Duo on max, seems to me like the problem is your laptop.

 

[YouEatLard]

Oh, yeah. Also any game that is released at $59.99. That's a big F*** You that means I'm not playing it for a while.

 

[maskedklaus]

Advances Wars: Days of Ruin for the DS. Everything was smooth sailing until I got to a level where I has something like 3 horses***, short-range units, and 2 neutral units I HAD to protect. I had to escape an enemy camp surrounded by superior units, and the neutral units weren't under my control and constantly ran full force into the range of their long-range units (which I had no way of destroying before the neutrals got in range thanks to blockades).

I tried every strategy I could find online, and after 20 of so failed attempts decided I would, without hesitation, bury my foot in the ass of whomever designed that level, were I ever given the opportunity.

 

[Daniel Allsopp]

Advances Wars: Days of Ruin for the DS. Everything was smooth sailing until I got to a level where I has something like 3 horses***, short-range units, and 2 neutral units I HAD to protect. I had to escape an enemy camp surrounded by superior units, and the neutral units weren't under my control and constantly ran full force into the range of their long-range units (which I had no way of destroying before the neutrals got in range thanks to blockades).

I tried every strategy I could find online, and after 20 of so failed attempts decided I would, without hesitation, bury my foot in the ass of whomever designed that level, were I ever given the opportunity.

Oh no, that game. I was really enjoying it, thinking I hadn't played a game this good for a long time. Then, I got to the last battle... I just couldn't win, no matter what I did. I really, REALLY wanted to see the ending, but godamnit I had no chance.

 

[TheFloBros]

Spoiler

In Fallout: New Vegas when I handed in all the 50 Sunset Sarsparilla and Festus just told me a fucking story!!!! But then I kept talking to him and found out I get an awesome Laser Pistol.

 

[Sulgoth]

here's a fun glitch that happened to me in Fallout: New Vegas. I fast travel to some race track place and I find there some miscellaneous ant's and a single man, this man is a Jackal Gang Leader, from where I stand there is no other force around except the lil worker ants. Head shot this gang leader, stealth insta-crit and he explodes... into forty three Jackal gang members all with sub machine guns. I was level two by the by.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Fallout 3 had one where if you break a lock or run out of bobby pins(on the level where you have to get to GNR Radio Station for the first time) in a tunnel that leads to a subway station you have to find a way around and it adds alot more hours to get there that includes INCREDIBLY hard firefights and dead ends.

For me it added 5-6 more hours just trying to get there the first time playing the game. That's saying something.

 

[berettastorm88]

im sure someone has said it before but holy shit, really borderlands?
your just going to put a big middle finger in my face after i had just gone through hell to get the vault...
i am disappoint

 

[Racecarlock]

At least you can beat demon's souls. Alone in the dark just hates me. The weapons suck, the melee interface sucks, and I fight clusters of fast enemies. I can't beat shit.

Then there's need for speed prostreet, a game which I luckily received as a gift only and therefore didn't waste any money on it. So career burns me out, so I try the quick race mode at texas speedway with circuit racing. First I make the race day on the hardest difficulty so I can get all the bonus cars. What fucking happens? I'm in a Lamborghini going 210 mph and still being outran by subarus and mistubishis. So I remake the whole race day, because apparently just giving me the option to switch the difficulty on the race day menu would be too fucking convenient. I remake it on easy where I can only choose a compact honda or a chevelle. At first I used the chevelle but it turned out the honda was actually faster. But get this. Even on easy difficulty with the fastest car available on that difficulty, it still puts in an opponent with a SLIGHTLY FASTER CAR! So I end up placing second every time in my quick races on easy difficulty because it still gives one of my opponents magical speed boosting and a slightly faster CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you too, prostreet.

 

[mcpop9]

Lost any army of 200 to 4 on the first roll in risk factions. I have sworn to kill any yeti I see this day forward.

 

[justnotcricket]

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. ARRGH!

I love the game, but there's that one Leonardo mission where you're going for the tank, and I CANNOT get past the first stealth section. I get past all the guards, and I can be practically on the back of my target, and it will desynchronize me because I 'lost sight of target'.

WTF?!?!? *bites into controller*

I swear that game is laughing at me... =S I've done everything else, even the obnoxious hangliding section, but that one defeats me. So I've never had access to the parachute...

Hmm...it really sounds from the above like I hate the game...nothing could be further from the truth, honestly, it's just that one section...

RRRRghghgh...

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

All the fucking time in, say, any FPS Campaign where you can be 1-shotted, EVEN IF there's only one possible occurrence that may happen.

You can take Flashpoint; Dragon Rising for instance. In that game, you can, by any weapon, at any distance, at any time, be 1 shotted as a bullet flies through the air and hits you on the head. Otherwise, they just miss you 80% of the time. The other 20% it's either your head, and/or your limbs.

So, you run, run, run some more, run, shoot some asshole, repeat. Than, after 25 min, and you're almost seeing the end of the chapter, you're insta-killed. By a simple shot.

... Than you've got to re-do the whole thing all over again.

I'm going to assume that you've never played a flashpoint game before.
That's kind of the point; the hyper-realism stuff.

I agree with you; that game does fuck you over alot, but then again, it's not a shooter - it's a war simulator, and war is pretty much just a big middle finger to anybody involved in it.

PS: That can't happen in ANY FPS - just flashpoint, due to the realism aspect. Fuck, even in COD the snipers in single player on veteran are a 2-hit kill so you have a chance to see it coming.

 

[samwise970]

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, torture sequence. I cannot physically tap triangle that quickly, although I can beat the bosses solo no problem, because I don't have great twitch muscles in my arm, Kojima just said, fuck you, you can't play the rest of the game!

I eventually had to get a friend to do it, because I was not able to after a couple dozen tries.

Why that kind of pointless button mashing is still allowed in games is beyond me.

 

[Latinidiot]

bayonetta tells me to fuck myself at the end of every level.