A garden of the Escapist's wishes!

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Kae

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I wish for a magic hedge maze with a lighthouse on the centre, the lighthouse is my house though.
And of course the lighthouse shoots magic light that turns things into cheese and bacon.
 

SadisticFire

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I wish for a fountain of blood of my enemies. And kittens, kittens everywhere. And maybe some sort cat ears.
If there's a short on blood of my enemies, blood of my slightly disliked people would work too.
 

AngloDoom

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You know what every garden needs? A telescope to see into your future!

What? I hate being so uncertain about my choices. Sometimes I wish I could just look through a telescope and go "Huh, so it would be a waste of time taking a degree in dairy-farming" or "Ah, so I would look better with that haircut!"

Not sure how you'd represent it, though. Stars and telescopes? Horoscopes? I 'unno, I'm not imaginative enough for that. I've just always wished I could have a vague view of my possibilities and how they affect my future - not enough to ruin the fun surprises, but enough to know what's the best option for me at the time.
 

Nouw

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An Evangelion [http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/78640-1/Evangelion+Unit-01+_front+and+back+views_.jpg], because every garden needs one of those :3.
Rawne1980 said:
fething pervert.
That's it, I am convinced your name is a reference to Rawne from Gaunt's Ghosts.
 

gazumped

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I like how the categories of boobs and cats have got several wishes each so far.
This is the internet, how many more boobs and cats do you need?
Not that I'm not happy to oblige. :p

Wolf In A Bear Suit said:
Also a shuffling pig.....
Shuffling like... like that cool kind of dance? Or just... a pig... who's kind of lazy when he walks... 'cause I make that if you want...

AngloDoom said:
You know what every garden needs? A telescope to see into your future!

What? I hate being so uncertain about my choices. Sometimes I wish I could just look through a telescope and go "Huh, so it would be a waste of time taking a degree in dairy-farming" or "Ah, so I would look better with that haircut!"

Not sure how you'd represent it, though. Stars and telescopes? Horoscopes? I 'unno, I'm not imaginative enough for that. I've just always wished I could have a vague view of my possibilities and how they affect my future - not enough to ruin the fun surprises, but enough to know what's the best option for me at the time.
I like it! Maybe something that is pointed towards someone, and through its viewfinder we can see them older... or something... *ponders*
 

Wolf In A Bear Suit

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lisadagz said:
I like how the categories of boobs and cats have got several wishes each so far.
This is the internet, how many more boobs and cats do you need?
Not that I'm not happy to oblige. :p

Wolf In A Bear Suit said:
Also a shuffling pig.....
Shuffling like... like that cool kind of dance? Or just... a pig... who's kind of lazy when he walks... 'cause I make that if you want...

AngloDoom said:
You know what every garden needs? A telescope to see into your future!

What? I hate being so uncertain about my choices. Sometimes I wish I could just look through a telescope and go "Huh, so it would be a waste of time taking a degree in dairy-farming" or "Ah, so I would look better with that haircut!"

Not sure how you'd represent it, though. Stars and telescopes? Horoscopes? I 'unno, I'm not imaginative enough for that. I've just always wished I could have a vague view of my possibilities and how they affect my future - not enough to ruin the fun surprises, but enough to know what's the best option for me at the time.
I like it! Maybe something that is pointed towards someone, and through its viewfinder we can see them older... or something... *ponders*
The swine of my dreams is of the dancing kind. He's wearing maybe some bling, maybe some nice shoes and he has crazy moves, the kind that give a man swine flu.
 

Rawne1980

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Nouw said:
An Evangelion [http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/78640-1/Evangelion+Unit-01+_front+and+back+views_.jpg], because every garden needs one of those :3.
Rawne1980 said:
fething pervert.
That's it, I am convinced your name is a reference to Rawne from Gaunt's Ghosts.
And you would be correct.

Elim Rawne, quite possibly one of my favourite fictional characters.
 

AngloDoom

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lisadagz said:
AngloDoom said:
-Das Shnip-
I like it! Maybe something that is pointed towards someone, and through its viewfinder we can see them older... or something... *ponders*
Cliché as it may be, the same idea but someone making a decision (standing at a crossroads or whatever) and having two different outcomes in the viewfinder?

Not sure how good an idea that actually is. I'm knackered and typing with one dead arm thanks to my obese cat sleeping on my forearm and it looking far too cute to move it.
 

Nouw

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Rawne1980 said:
And you would be correct.

Elim Rawne, quite possibly one of my favourite fictional characters.
He's quite a cool guy, yes. Granted I haven't started the third omnibus but I'll get there!
 

SadisticFire

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Maybe there should also be Half Life 3 somewhere in there. Half Life 3 and a world where there's bunnies made of chocolate, hopping an top of the kittens, all of them.
 

Baldry

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I'd like some unicorns and dragons and Tyrion Lannister and Ned Stark with all body parts intact and that'll do for now.
 

EHKOS

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I wish I had a job that I could enjoy. Like a happy butcher in a small town where everyone calls each other by first name. Or a mechanic who's honest and really good at what he does.
 

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lisadagz said:
Hero in a half shell said:
What about an old favourite: A fountain of Eternal Youth
Oh yeah, can't believe I hadn't thought of that yet, definitely need one of those.
Fill it with doctor pepper then I can get two of my wishes in one. I also wish to see a dancing bear.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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I wish for portal powers! Just think of the possibilities!


[color=#F8F8F8 ]Or love... I'd love to fall in love...[/color]