A garden of the Escapist's wishes!

[Fappy]

I wish for ALL OF THE CATS! That'd be awesome :3

Dude, just update your ps3 firmware.

I don't have a PS3 though D:

 

[Blunderboy]

I wish for ALL OF THE CATS! That'd be awesome :3

Dude, just update your ps3 firmware.

I don't have a PS3 though D:

Aww. I do, and right now I am covered in kittens while I play Tokyo Jungle.
It's like this but with ALL OF THE CATS.

 

[gazumped]

These are pretty great, guys. I've got a list up at uni to gather more ideas as well, considering I'm at an arts university they're not being very creative yet. The best one is that someone's asking for a section of the garden dedicated to lemons. *shrug*

I wish for my very own miniature giant space hamster called Boo.

Like an astronaut hamster? Or... a hamster made of stars? :O

I guess I could get around your paradoxical sizing requirement by making it a hamster that can change size ... or just an average sized hamster.

EDIT: That first paragraph sounds like I'm slagging off my university's students, what I meant was just that you guys have more interesting wishes than arty student types. Huzzah!

 

[Shinsei-J]

I'd like a life sized plushy version of my avatar to hold.
It'd be nice. So my wish is to have that and listen to music all day long.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I have three major wishes in my life:

- I wish I could become a bestselling novelist.

- I wish I could find a girl who's in deep enough despair to settle for me.

- I wish pokémon were real. Seriously, I want a cyndaquil.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

1. I want my drawings to come to life, so that'll be an organic 3D printer...tree.
2. I want to get good marks. So maybe a moss that can be applied to a book, and will dispense study notes based on the contents.
3. You probably already have a companion tree so I'll skip that one.
4. A pomeranian dispenser.

 

[gazumped]

I wish I could find a girl who's in deep enough despair to settle for me.

I think I'm going to throw in some kind of self-esteem boosting medicine for you. Free of charge. (Unlike all these other wishes which require one thousand dollars... which is also wished for you, free of charge.)

You probably already have a companion tree so I'll skip that one.

I don't actually... in fact I've never heard of that before? I just Googled it and it seems to be a US thing I've never heard of? (I'm from the UK.)

EDIT: Is it... a tree where people grow and you can pick them off and make them your friend?

A pomeranian dispenser.

*small squeal of delight*

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'd wish to make my characters from my fictional works to exist in reality to aid me with some daily errands.

It would be sweet to have an alien hybrid, a genetically engineered assassin, a cyber samurai, a weather manipulator, a master thief, and an exorcist doing my dirty work for once.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

You probably already have a companion tree so I'll skip that one.

I don't actually... in fact I've never heard of that before? I just Googled it and it seems to be a US thing I've never heard of? (I'm from the UK.)

EDIT: Is it... a tree where people grow and you can pick them off and make them your friend?

...0_0

I just meant a tree that grows companions, just Googled it and it's the first time I've heard of it too (I'm from Australia and I can tell you if it is a real tree, it isn't native). You know, in case you want to play a co-op game or something. On your...gaming tree...Playstation Tree!

 

[IndomitableSam]

Chris Hemsworth.

... And maybe a job I like. My dream job is librarian in a small town library... so maybe that. With Chris Hemsworth in it.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

A new Werner Herzog - Nicholas Cage movie.