A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[jultub]

"The GAME!"

Alternatively shouting "FALCON PUNCH" and trying to hit the meteor.

 

[Mechsoap]

maximum prestige quote ''fuck''

 

[Thoff09]

Good thing I have the Gravity Gun.

Or

*singing* Ground control to major tom.
I'm stepping out the dooooor.
and i'm floating in a most peculiar waaaaaay!

 

[Kingshadow6]

I would say nothing, but place this card on the ground.

http://vandel.dk/magic/artifact/Platinum%20Angel.jpg

I actually carry one of these in my wallet, for reasons I'd rather not specify.

 

[Evilsanta]

I would tell them that they shoulnt worry about the ticking sound in the escape pods...

 

[Lavi]

Probably quote something from either Hamlet, or a Keats ode.

 

[monkey_man]

i hate meteorites

 

[cookieXkiller]

i would get naked and then run around yelling muffins over and over

 

[Redingold]

How the FUCK did we NOT see that coming?!

Presumably, we did see it coming, because we launched escape pods.

 

[Keava]

"Curses, foiled again"
"Next time Gadget, next time!"
"I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids."
"D'oh"
"This is my meteorite. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
"Are we there yet?"

Or something as idiotic .

 

[Taddy]

"Save me Optimus Prime!"

 

[Cody211282]

Ah Fuckberrys

 

[Ben Jamin]

You selfish Motherfu-*explosion*

 

[BrownGaijin]

In the end there can be only one!

Good thing I have another hour before the pods le- wait, day lights savings time began last night didn't it? Oh Cr-

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Edit: Two posts? Sorry about that guys.

 

[BrownGaijin]

In the end there can be only one!

Good thing I have another hour before the pods le- Wait, day light savings time began last night didn't it? Oh Cr-

So long and thanks for all the fish!

 

[Chainsaws_of_War_2]

*Whips out a heroin needle and jumps into a vat of mercury*

The experience is said to be out of this world, just like where all my friends would be at this time.

 

[Eternalsun]

'I infected you all with AIDS good luck in your new life'

 

[Eternalsun]

"Looks like this kitchen *sunglasses* couldn't take its heat." And as the Earth explodes, a tear-inducing YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is heard all through out the universe.

THIS WOULD BE EPIC

 

[LonelySheep]

Somebody, quick, fetch me a really big baseball bat!

Holy shit, look at thing. IT MUST BE OVER 9000!