A giant ship/station/etc just appeared, how do you destroy it?

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angel.eyes

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imagine if say like the death star appeared right above your house, how would you destroy it? doesnt have to be the death star, i just used that as an example
 

Rawne1980

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By playing Mariah Carey really loud.

Her high pitched dog calls would shatter any space travelling craft of doom.
 

Keoul

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Obviously sneak aboard and press the conveniently placed self-destruct button
EVERYONE knows that a poorly defended self-destruct button is a must for any floating fortress of death!
 

FalloutJack

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Heh heh heh...I'm sorry? Who said anything about destroy? I'm taking over!
 

Ljs1121

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I'd thr-

Burig said:
By throwing THE CHEESE.
...My witty response has been taken and now I am sad.

If a giant death ship appeared, I'd say that there's a 98% chance that I'd simply scream, cry, and hide in my basement until it went away. Not necessarily in that order.
 

Esotera

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Through the power of gravity. I'm fairly sure that a body as large as the Death Star would be attracted to the Earth and collide at massive speeds, completely ruining the Death Star and the Earth in the process.

Avoiding that, I'd get a really big towel, put it over the Death star, and pretend it's not there.
 

SckizoBoy

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A Hermit's Cave
I'd play...

Rawne1980 said:
By playing Mariah Carey really loud.

Her high pitched dog calls would shatter any space travelling craft of doom.
... bugger!

Keoul said:
Obviously sneak aboard and press the conveniently placed self-destruct button
EVERYONE knows that a poorly defended self-destruct button is a must for any floating fortress of death!
Spaceballs said:
Out of order?! Fuck! Even the future nothing works!
In so saying, I'd unleash the secret project that I've been secretly keeping secret:


And she will suck as much as she blows! XD
 

Space Spoons

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When in doubt, call the Borg.

If TNG has taught me anything, it's that those flying Gamecubes of theirs are to be feared.

Of course, calling the Borg to Earth would probably condemn all of humanity to existence as part of the Borg's hivemind-like machine collective, but hey, we've all been saying we want faster Internet and better iPhones, right?
 

Redingold

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Paint it bright pink with yellow polka-dots and put a Somebody Else's Problem field on it. Now I don't have to deal with it.
 

DaWaffledude

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Destroy it? I don't need to. If it's that close to the Earth, their gravity should fuck each-other up, destroying both of them at once. Not ideal, but true.
 

TheKaduflyerSystem

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Glare at it for a minute and watch it slowly back away from my one piercing eye and other wandering eye; for ALL CREATURES WILL FEAR MY LAZY EYE!
Failing that, put on sunglasses, get a free tan as the world burns