There's this guy where I work whose first name is Nigel Seven Morningstar.
He showed me his birth certificate and his passport.
I was amazed.
He showed me his birth certificate and his passport.
I was amazed.
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I once saw a guy named Stiny in line somewhere. I so badly wanted to yell out "Stiny, go get me a danish!" or "Stiny, who spilled coffee all over the plans for my death ray?"
Cookie for the reference.
Cookie for the reference.
I met a Japanese girl once who was named "Miruku Seki," don't know why but her parents decided that they wanted an English name for their child but due to a lack of knowledge differentiating "Object" with "Name" they felt that going for a bastardized pronounciation of "Milk Shake" would be cute. I also knew a fellow named John Jon Jhon. His parents were certainly being creative >_>. Probably the strangest though had to be one of my friends back in school, it was just a nickname at first but when he became 18 he legally changed his name from "Landen Birch" to "Gorby Acidlake Twiddlewagner The Third." The scary thing is he still to this day thinks that he has more dignity than all his former classmates because of his name. Oh well, he definitely is still awesome, in fact he still has a very small cult following (Literally, it started as a joke in school where I wrote a bible about "The Almighty Gorby" and got a bunch of friends to be "Gorbists") and I humbly enjoy being the"Waffle Prophet, the Profiteer of Waffles" which is one of the highest honors you can be bestowed in Gorbism since he loves waffles so damn much.
Feel free to throw me in a loony bin for that statement.
Feel free to throw me in a loony bin for that statement.
That made me lol for about minute.morphyx_69 said:
What were this guys parents thinking? And in case you're wondering this went out on live TV
I don't really know anyone with a weird name, but I saw an ID on Google with a person named Batman Bin Suparman.
There is actually a judge called Willie stroker.... coulda gone with bill stroker or just will srtorker but no the JUDGE went with willie stroker. imagine in court
"All rise for the honorable judge, Wililie Stroker"
"All rise for the honorable judge, Wililie Stroker"
This thread can't go by without me bringing up Harley Quinn Smith, Kevin Smith's daughter.
Oh, I'VE encountered? Well, this boy two years below me back when I was in school was literally called "Horse". "Horse Wilson". Oh, the ridicule he suffered.
Then again, I can't talk. When people hear my name for the first time they think of a Scottish stereotype, not a dead-pan, camp Londoner. (Marcus Magill, honestly, what were my parents thinking?)
Oh, I'VE encountered? Well, this boy two years below me back when I was in school was literally called "Horse". "Horse Wilson". Oh, the ridicule he suffered.
Then again, I can't talk. When people hear my name for the first time they think of a Scottish stereotype, not a dead-pan, camp Londoner. (Marcus Magill, honestly, what were my parents thinking?)