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[Malbourne]

Oh, I'll make pancakes.
They'll be the last pancakes you'll
ever want to eat...

Me? I'm not hungry.
No, go ahead and chow down!
Ignore the green bits.

 

[EilaliE]

Hello Haiku-ers.
Would you like to play a game?
Then join in right here!

Spoiler: You:

Story of my life:
I want to do something fun,
but I'm too lazy.

 

[FPLOON]

Many tabs open...
So many threads to read through...
...How did I get here???

 

[EilaliE]

Many tabs open...
So many threads to read through...
...How did I get here???

Because of magic.
Some say it's technology.
Shame on the liars!

 

[Malbourne]

Many tabs open...
So many threads to read through...
...How did I get here???

I do that sometimes.
Just space out for no reason.
...Can't explain the blood.

 

[EilaliE]

I do that sometimes.
Just space out for no reason.
...Can't explain the blood.

Congratulations!
You've become a real woman.
It'll get better.

 

[FPLOON]

Because of magic.
Some say it's technology.
Shame on the liars!

Aren't they not the same?
It has to be the truth, see?
The perfect couple!

 

[EilaliE]

Aren't they not the same?
It has to be the truth, see?
The perfect couple!

Have you seen someone
pull Wi-Fi out of a hat?
Mystery is solved.

 

[FPLOON]

Aren't they not the same?
It has to be the truth, see?
The perfect couple!

Have you seen someone
pull Wi-Fi out of a hat?
Mystery is solved.

*Audible gasping*
I've seen a hipster do that!
Hat marked "Milady"...

 

[EilaliE]

*Audible gasping*
I've seen a hipster do that!
Hat marked "Milady"...

If that is the case,
Unicorns must exist too.
I'll go and find one.

 

[FPLOON]

*Audible gasping*
I've seen a hipster do that!
Hat marked "Milady"...

If that is the case,
Unicorns must exist too.
I'll go and find one.

I wonder if there
Are any unicorns in
Portland, Oregon...

 

[Twintix]

I can't recall that I've ever written a haiku, but I'll try.

I am new to this
I hope it works anyway
I will mess some up

Playing tin whistle
To some fast Gaelic Storm songs
Is not too easy

Cute fluffy kittens:
The couch in our living room
Is not your cat bed

Now it is August
Twentyseven Celcius
It is way too hot

 

[FPLOON]

Watching all of those
MLP episodes in
A row was... stressful??

Why the hell did I
End that marathon with those
"Meh" Gen 3 specials?

 

[Malbourne]

I figured it out:
Always watch them in reverse.
End it with Nightmare!

Continuity
Be damned. I like ending it
With the Mane Six arc.

 

[username sucks]

A nice haiku snip,
To save just a bit of space.
Yet is still haiku.

Welcome sir Twintix!
For being new to all this,
You haiku quite well!

 

[FPLOON]

A nice haiku snip,
To save just a bit of space.
Yet is still haiku.

Word up, my Twintix!
Keep doing what you're doing!
...Was that your first one?

He's done several
Haikus so far... They filled me...
With Pancakes and Fluff...

 

[EilaliE]

I wonder if there
Are any unicorns in
Portland, Oregon...

Let me help you out,

Spoiler: Have a twilight unicorn.

It even sparkles!

(Snip).

Join me on failing.
I will now demonstrate how:
Too many syllables.

 

[FPLOON]

Drank too much soda...
Ate too many hot dogs, too...
Don't pass the popcorn...

 

[username sucks]

Don't know what to think...
Maybe it's better this way.
Live in confusion.

So what's new with you?
That's right I'm talking to you!
How've things been going?

 

[EilaliE]

Don't know what to think...
Maybe it's better this way.
Live in confusion.

So what's new with you?
That's right I'm talking to you!
How've things been going?

I have been reading,
Got done with another one.
Book, why did you end?

I now suspect this
book is missing some pages!
Time to roll around.