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[FPLOON]

In and out of frame
My access of internet
All reminder tabs

 

[EilaliE]

And now I reply.
I don't know if you meant me,
But it matters not.

So here's my haiku.
Made especially for you.
Need five syllables.

You replied to me!
This must be a miracle.
Are you Santa Claus?

 

[Dalek Caan]

I miss Santa Claus,
To be young and free again,
But grow up we must

Perhaps in some time,
I will have my own children,
Then they can rejoice

Life is difficult,
New responsibilities,
I hope I can cope

A new rage inside,
For something I once ignored,
I must deal with this

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Iron Haiku Chef
Oops! Thought this was the thread for
Ridiculous games.

 

[Malbourne]

My perfect haiku.
It's graceful, elegant, chic.
But most of all, it's

 

[FPLOON]

Iron Haiku Chef
Oops! Thought this was the thread for
Ridiculous games.

I would SO watch that!
Oh wait... I think I would be
One of the Chefs, though...

 

[EilaliE]

A kid came to me,
Touched my leg and said: "You're soft!"
What? I can't even.

Kid; a little girl.
I am not a pedophile.
I promise I'm not!

 

[FPLOON]

I brought my game face...
To a non-gaming event...
Made them look awkward...

Bill Cosby was right...
Kids do say the darndest things...
(Just in a frank way...)

 

[Malbourne]

Banana consumed.
I suppose I earned those stares,
Since it took an hour.

My marine band failed.
I suspect the reason is
We only knew bass.

 

[FPLOON]

I just realized
That I'm still on vacation...
Doesn't feel like it...

Blu-rays on standby...
Amazon's got my back, though...
Just need more loose change...

 

[username sucks]

Tearing out my hair.
Panicking over nothing.
Calm yourself, user!

It's all confusing...
I just don't know what to do.
But I'll be alright.

 

[EilaliE]

Just got some new books.
I. Must. Devour. Books. Slowly.
This is quite painful.

 

[FPLOON]

The Phantom Tollbooth
Told me that words are tasty
If food-related

 

[EilaliE]

The Phantom Tollbooth
Told me that words are tasty
If food-related

Words are delicious.
You can put them together
to make luscious meals.

 

[FPLOON]

The Phantom Tollbooth
Told me that words are tasty
If food-related

Words are delicious.
You can put them together
to make luscious meals.

I once made a food
Haiku that was eaten by
Someone in this thread!

 

[Sea[L]ix]

To late to join in?
My first post in these forums
Third lines are quite hard

All words are just wind
Wind can be powerful though
Like a tornado

 

[Barbas]

ix](Snip).

A new visitor,
A new face in our wee band!
I bid you welcome.

Enjoy yourself here,
For you're in good company.
We welcome you home.

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[EilaliE]

ix]To late to join in?
My first post in these forums
Third lines are quite hard

All words are just wind
Wind can be powerful though
Like a tornado

Why, hello there, Squid!
Now's the time for cheesy lines:
It's never too late.

I once made a food
Haiku that was eaten by
Someone in this thread!

It's a compliment.
It caused too much temptation.
I am hungry now.

 

[Sea[L]ix]

Whats this about food
i am going to fit in
worked out italics

 

[FPLOON]

ix]To late to join in?
My first post in these forums
Third lines are quite hard

All words are just wind
Wind can be powerful though
Like a tornado

Why, hello there, Squid!
Now's the time for cheesy lines:
<link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM>It's never too late.

I once made a food
Haiku that was eaten by
Someone in this thread!

It's a compliment.
It caused too much temptation.
I am hungry now.

The latest ZP
Had too "many" food puns, though...
I need a sandwich...

ix]Whats this about food
i am going to fit in
worked out italics

Everyone loves food!
Everyone fits in all right!
I love italics!

(I am watching some
Marky Mark And The Funky
Bunch right about now...)