A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

[EilaliE]

Why is it so hot?
It's too cold if I wear less.
What is this weather?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Three little kittehs.
One fat, one scared, one fearless.
Too much freaking fun.

Fatso is the boss.
The choicest beds, and first dibs
On the kitteh food.

Scaredy is real sweet.
Someone beat her or something.
Poor cat. She's safe meow.

The six month old is
Afraid of nothing. Blasted
Mischievous shit.

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku threads are great.
We had a battle themed one.
...Like, four years ago.

(Fucking glob dammit!
I missed out on some cool shit!)
...So, how did it go?

Went something like this.
Half battle, half random stuff.
All fun, same as this.

Man... I did miss out...
Better than most rap battles...
*sighs* But, I digress...

Closing all these tabs...
Pushing Chrome to its limits...
All them white screens, thought...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Man... I did miss out...
Better than most rap battles...
*sighs* But, I digress...

Closing all these tabs...
Pushing Chrome to its limits...
All them white screens, thought...

Pretty epic, yah.
We'll outdo it easily!
Pump out the haikus!

 

[FPLOON]

<link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBoqSwj9eQ>Give It All You've Got
Workout music for the soul...
Or food for your ears...

 

[SirDerpy]

It's raining again.
It's the best kind of weather.
The sun can go die.

 

[FPLOON]

Ipod's shufflin'...
I don't recognize the songs...
Is this even mine?

 

[EilaliE]

I've actually
got an hour of sleep last night.
I'm raring to go!

 

[username sucks]

Be more careful, E.
You got your syllables wrong.
Just thought I'd tell you.

 

[EilaliE]

Stupid syllables.
Stupid me. I have no skills.
Stupid everything!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Stupid syllables.
Stupid me. I have no skills.
Stupid everything!

Dawwww. Don't feel bad, E.
Nacho fault. Shit happens, yo.
Here, have Montana.

 

[FPLOON]

Want to know something
That will never be canon?

Spoiler: Click for the answer...

"I am fucking Groot!"

 

[EilaliE]

Dawwww. Don't feel bad, E.
Nacho fault. Shit happens, yo.
Here, have Montana.

I don't mind failing.
You can keep watching me fail[footnote][small][haiku=no]Wow, I actually failed now too. Way to go, me![/haiku=no][/small][/footnote].
By the way, thank you.

 

[username sucks]

Hey E, don't sweat it.
I'm just helping you improve.
I was never mad.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Y U all mad, bro?
Bros. They always get all mad.
I've got no last line.

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku Improvements...
The more you do, the better
you get at them... Right?

 

[EilaliE]

Everything is fine.
Indeed. Improvements are good.
I will keep trying.

I have managed to
spill water on my laptop.
It is still drying.

 

[username sucks]

I wrote this haiku
To the beat of some music.
This is pretty cool.

Different song now.
It's catchy yet beautiful.
Techno-Classical.

Music works wonders.
Makes everything seem better.
Wouldn't you agree?

 

[FPLOON]

Music: For the soul...
The universal language...
Poetry in sound...

Fuck "overrated"!
The bane of modern English...
Cheap-ass criticism...

 

[username sucks]

Not you too FPLOON!
Your syllables are totes wrong!
Now fix it you fool!