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[EilaliE]

When you are in doubt
always flip a coin. It works.
Or...flip a table.

 

[FPLOON]

When you are in doubt
always flip a coin. It works.
Or...flip a table.

I lack a table...
Or a non-fixed coin to flip...
My doubt's a cheater...

 

[EilaliE]

I lack a table...
Or a non-fixed coin to flip...
My doubt's a cheater...

My advices aren't
actually the best ones...
I'll flip tables now.

 

[FPLOON]

Lesson to be learned:
I look like a "shady" guy...
(Yeah... I don't even...)

 

[SirDerpy]

Lesson to be learned:
I look like a "shady" guy...
(Yeah... I don't even...)

To you, my advice?
Step out from narrow alleys.
Stop dual-wielding swords.

 

[FPLOON]

Lesson to be learned:
I look like a "shady" guy...
(Yeah... I don't even...)

To you, my advice?
Step out from narrow alleys.
Stop dual-wielding swords.

Duel-weilding pencils!
I use them to haiku fight...
Nobody gets hurt...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Merry July, guys!
Bad Santa is on Netflix!
Holy freaking crap!

Tasteless as hell,
It's like a movie about
Me as a Santa.

 

[FPLOON]

Merry July, guys!
Bad Santa is on Netflix!
Holy freaking crap!

Tasteless as hell,
It's like a movie about
Me as a Santa.

Billy Bob Thornton
Did played a "better" Santa
Than Alec Baldwin...

 

[EilaliE]

Patiently waiting
For the package to arrive.
I deserve cookies.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Off the whole weekend!
What the hell do I do now?
... I should stop by work.

 

[FPLOON]

Dawn Of The Planet
Of The Apes was totally
Worth the 20 bucks...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Cannot tell whether
Or not the above haiku
Is sarcasm, yo.

 

[FPLOON]

Cannot tell whether
Or not the above haiku
Is sarcasm, yo.

That midnight screening...
It costed more than I thought...
Still enjoyed the film...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Cannot tell whether
Or not the above haiku
Is sarcasm, yo.

That midnight screening...
It costed more than I thought...
Still enjoyed the film...

I'll check it out, then.
Expected the first to suck.
Pleasantly surprised.

So I am human.
Does rooting for the monkeys
Make me a bad one?

 

[FPLOON]

Cannot tell whether
Or not the above haiku
Is sarcasm, yo.

That midnight screening...
It costed more than I thought...
Still enjoyed the film...

I'll check it out, then.
Expected the first to suck.
Pleasantly surprised.

So I am human.
Does rooting for the monkeys
Make me a bad one?

Root for either side...
Embrace the grey within you...
You know you want to...

 

[username sucks]

I forgot this thread.
Too busy with role-playing.
But now I am back!

 

[FPLOON]

The Evolution
Involved in this haiku thread
Is not set in stone...

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Haiku threads are great.
We had a battle themed one.
...Like, four years ago.

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku threads are great.
We had a battle themed one.
...Like, four years ago.

(Fucking glob dammit!
I missed out on some cool shit!)
...So, how did it go?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Haiku threads are great.
We had a battle themed one.
...Like, four years ago.

(Fucking glob dammit!
I missed out on some cool shit!)
...So, how did it go?

Went something like this.
Half battle, half random stuff.
All fun, same as this.