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[username sucks]

Is a the are not.
Be not what you do to see.
How why to fall not

 

[EilaliE]

Had a strange dream. But...
I wanted to keep dreaming,
To see how it ends.

 

[FPLOON]

Edge of Tomorrow
How To Train Your Dragon 2
Double-Feature Night!

Saul of the Mole Men?
What a weird-ass TV show...
(Still "enjoyed" it, though...)

 

[EilaliE]

Two lovely bruises.
They hurt, a lot. Thank you, nurse.
I'm odd. I keep poking.

 

[FPLOON]

"It's a mystery..."
That phrase lost all its meaning
When logic stepped in...

 

[username sucks]

Heat unbearable...
Sign of the cursed season...
The curse of Summer!

 

[FPLOON]

Summer is here, dude?
Better put on my sweater!
It hides all my sweat...

 

[EilaliE]

Now, I sleep all day
Because I stay up all night.
Don't even know why.

 

[FPLOON]

Insomnia's curse...
A person of the nightlife
Sleep does not exist...

 

[EilaliE]

Been drawing noibat.
An awful lot of effort.
It's drawn as a chibi.

 

[FPLOON]

Nickelodeon
Terrible ad marketing
Nicktoons is better

 

[username sucks]

Been drawing noibat.
An awful lot of effort.
Drawn as a chibi.

I fixed that for you.
But I'd love to see your work.
Why don't you share it?

 

[EilaliE]

I fixed that for you.
But I'd love to see your work.
Why don't you share it?

 
          Why thank you, kind sir.
          I guess I don't mind showing.

Spoiler: Well, here goes nothing.

 

[FPLOON]

What was I doing?
My mind's been drawing a blank...
Oh hey... Nice artwork...

 

[username sucks]

 
          Why thank you, kind sir.
          I guess I don't mind showing.

Spoiler: Well, here goes nothing.

That is just so cute!
I must turn in my man card...
I actually "squee'd"...

 

[FPLOON]

Watching Loiter Squad
It's like Adult Swim's "Jackass"
Mixed with black humor...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Yesterday at lunch
Seagull ate my chicken bake
They are cannibal

 

[EilaliE]

Oh, it's liked. Thank you.
Alright, my life feels complete.
Keep your man card safe.

 

[FPLOON]

Screw my own man card!
I'm keeping my child card, yo!
(Until I'm in jail...)

 

[EilaliE]

I have a question.
Why would you end up in jail?
Aren't you a good cop?