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[FPLOON]

Met a girl today
Complimented my cool shirt
Asked where I got it

Met a guy today
He knew me from middle school
Also liked my shirt

Met them both later
Found out they were a couple
<link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czhRyb19pi0>Small world isn't it?

 

[username sucks]

My mind has been blown.
I just watched a video.
I have gay fingers!

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... What video?
Is it on YouTube, user?
I want that link, please!

 

[EilaliE]

Had to take blood tests.
At the end, on my way out
The nurse realized:

She needed more blood!
Because forms have backsides too.
Woah, learning new things.

So, the second time
She managed to miss the vein.
*Waiting for the bruise*.

 

[username sucks]

This thing blew my mind.
My fingers say that I'm gay?
It's just like, woah, man...

 

[FPLOON]

Oh my freaking glob!
I suck at reading fingers!
I need a ruler!

Also, that last part...
"Team Kitty" or "Team Titty"...
I can't choose just one![footnote]Actually I / can, because I have a soft / spot for cute kitties...[/footnote]

 

[FPLOON]

I may not be good
with haikus... But God damn it,
I tried... (and I failed?)

You were SO dang close...
Needed three more syllables...
*pats you on the back*

 

[EilaliE]

I may not be good with haikus
But God damn it,
I tried....

Continue trying.
FPLOON will keep patting your back,
But User'll kill you.

 

[username sucks]

Look at me failing!
I love doing Haikus wrong!
Isn't it just great?!

You are a failure.
You must commit sodoku,
Regain your honor.

Then you shall come back,
And gaze at this post's wonder!
Then you can join us!

 

[Neuromancer]

Let it be *known* that
The end comes after chaos
So do I warn thee

 

[FPLOON]

<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/FPLOON>FPLOON's the "good cop"...
<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/username+sucks>username is the "bad cop"...
The rest are neutral?

 

[EilaliE]

The rest are only
what you two want them to be.
So cops, what are we?

 

[username sucks]

Why am I bad cop?
I'm not that bad of a guy...
You make me feel bad...

 

[FPLOON]

The rest shall play out
like Police Academy...
(Haikus required...)

 

[EilaliE]

Oh, I'm a goldfish!
Swimming in my new bowl. And...
Oh, I'm a goldfish!

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... I'm the "bad cop"?
Why am I the "bad cop", dude?
What did I do wrong?

"E Lady" mentioned
Some of your "bad" deeds? At least
You're not "evil cop"...

 

[EilaliE]

Wait, wait. Just hold on.
Is this really my fault now?
Adqqwdfqw I don't even.

Alright. I'll fix this.
Truth is.. User shows tough love.
It's all good now. Right?

 

[FPLOON]

Misunderstandings...
That's why I don't like Rom-Coms...
That and jealousy...

 

[username sucks]

What is going on?
I wasn't all that upset.
Everything's cool, guys.

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku deception...
What is that? I don't even...
Oh right... This is one...