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FPLOON

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Aerosteam said:
Sandwich Taco Cake
Cheeseburger Ice Cream Bacon
Goddamn I'm hungry
Pizza Chips Soda
Popcorn Burrito Hot Dogs
I miss "Movie Nights"...
 

FPLOON

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FPLOON said:
How about dem foods?
Isn't food just great to eat?
Delicious foodstuffs...
Glob damn it, FPLOON!
Quit talking about food, dude...
Trying to loose weight...
Good luck with that, dude...
I need to stop night eating...
Getting "overweight"...
 

EilaliE

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You do realize:
You're wasting your precious time
Reading this haiku.
 

Barbas

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My name is Barbas.
I want to live on the moon
With the moon people!

I've built a rocket.
It's not a very good one,
But I'll make it work.

Must bring my lunboks...
If I'm not back in three days,
It all went pear-shaped.


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EilaliE

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Haiku I shall write.
About writing it will be.
There's no more to write.
[footnote]A mistake was found.
Therefore, I edited this post.
Don't say you found more.[/footnote]
 

FPLOON

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It's the first three post
On this here page that reminds
Me of a sandwich!

And now I'm hungry...
But, it's so close to midnight...
Must... resist... snackadge...
 
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I am just so done.
I want my computer back.
Must wait till Sunday.

Hey you, E lady.
You should check your syllables.
You made a mistake.

And now you, FPLOON.
Your tactics won't work on me!
I see through your plan!
 

FPLOON

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What was that, user?
I was too busy eating
This <link=http://images.kglobalservices.com/www.nutrigrain.com/en_us/product/kic-336/kicproductimage-120345_120345-ng-foil-ac.gif>midnight snack, dude...

Also, what "tactic"?
Am I doing something wrong?
SHOULD I STOP EATING?
 

EilaliE

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I found the mistake.
It's alright, no one will die.
Do not kill me, please.

Now I am unsure.
Should I bother to fix it?
I don't like decisions.
 
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EilaliE said:
User might kill me,
I'm too lazy to fix it.
Whatever, haiku.
Hello newcomer.
You can fix it if you want.
I don't really mind.

How to say your name?
I need to know syllables,
Or it's E lady.
 

EilaliE

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username sucks said:
Be very afraid.
I need your name for the list.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I like "E lady".
It sounds quite mysterious.
Too bad I am not.

Eila? EilaliE?
To save your syllables: Ei.
Anything is fine.
 
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EilaliE said:
Call me what you will.
For I am mysterious!
(Actually I'm not)
You really are though.
Not that much profile info.
You are mystery!

I wasn't stalking...
Just researching my target-
I mean my new friend!
 

FPLOON

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The thrill of the case!
The suspense of the outcome!
The fear of the count!

What does it all mean?
I don't know... Sounds awesome, though...
Read, rinse, and repeat...
 

EilaliE

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username sucks said:
Last night I stalked you.
Why wasn't there much to see?
I'm disappointed...
If I'm mystery,
then you are a bad stalker.
I'm glad we agree.

If you have questions:
Ask me, and not my profile.
Simple as that, dear.
 

Barbas

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I went to the moon,
But there was nobody there.
Not even moon people!

Back to Earth, I guess.
At least they have ice cream here;
I need it to live.

Maybe Mars one day...
I've never been there before.
Will they have...ice cream?


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FPLOON

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(I just realized
That these next haikus will make
Me really sad, man...)

There will never be
A true successor to Who
Framed Rodger Rabbit
...

It could have been set
In the same universe, but
In our modern time...

The different art
Styles of 2D and 3D
colliding on screen...

All of that as well
As with the live-action stuff...
*sighs* What could have been...

(Sorry about that...
Just got done watching the film...
R.I.P. Eddie...)
 
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I'm really bored now,
Yet I'm perfectly content.
Everything is good.

Bad things will happen,
But not overshadow good.
... I'm an optimist?

When did that happen?
Before, I hated living.
Now things seem better.

Oh don't you mind me,
I just get sentimental.
Pretty often, too.
 

FPLOON

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username's title
"Explosions of happiness!"
It's rather fitting...

I don't feel tired...
Yet I should be fast asleep...
Yum... Insomnia...

What was I doing?
Re-watching anime shows?
The constant cycle...