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[FPLOON]

Morsomk should post again;
This thread needs more folks
To please FPLOON.

"Where did 'Fuh-Ploon' go?"
"Dude did start this haiku thread..."
(Third-person something...)

...

A week has long pass
Since Breaking Bad's finale...
Ready to move on...

WHO AM I KIDDING???
I NEED MY SERIES BARREL!!!
NOVEMBER BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Okay... Calm down...
There's only three people here...
(Haiku sacrifice?)

There are more haikus
than single comment replies
So predictable...

 

[Teoes]

Morsomk should post again;
This thread needs more folks
To please FPLOON.

"Where did 'Fuh-Ploon' go?"
"Dude did start this haiku thread..."
(Third-person something...)

Your name is 'Fuh-Ploon'..
I thought it was 'Eff-Pee-Loon'.
My haiku is broke.

Makes me wonder how
Many get my name wrong too.
It is 'Tay-oh-ez'.

'Ez' is not 'ee-zee'
But it is like 'Estevez'
Just to clear that up.

Most say 'Tee-Oh-Ez',
When it is a made-up name
I cannot blame them.

 

[FPLOON]

Morsomk should post again;
This thread needs more folks
To please FPLOON.

"Where did 'Fuh-Ploon' go?"
"Dude did start this haiku thread..."
(Third-person something...)

Your name is 'Fuh-Ploon'..
I thought it was 'Eff-Pee-Loon'.
My haiku is broke.

Don't say that, friendo!
You didn't know beforehand
Thus, that haiku's safe...

You are not the first
Nor will you be the last one
(It comes with the name...)

Makes me wonder how
Many get my name wrong too.
It is 'Tay-oh-ez'.

'Ez' is not 'ee-zee'
But it is like 'Estevez'
Just to clear that up.

Most say 'Tee-Oh-Ez',
When it is a made-up name
I cannot blame them.

Glad that was cleared up...
Sounds better when you say it...
(Blame the voice I use...)

 

[FPLOON]

I'm sick and tired...
As in I have a small cold...
And I need to sleep...

"Haiku one haiku
Haiku two haiku haiku
Haiku three haiku"

 

[Teoes]

Toilet floaters left
Behind by some kind person..
Fucking flush, you ass.

Last night there was talk
Of quesadillas; so now
I want to eat some.

 

[FPLOON]

Pokémon fever
I have caught it once again
Gotta catch em all

I have a twitter?
Only YouTube uses it
It knows my secrets...

 

[FPLOON]

I'm freaking out here
My mind has left the building
(Screams in a pillow)

 

[username sucks]

I have been thinking.
Exploring my mind; endless.
Free verse is my style.

Haikus are cool too.
I just write these for fun, though.
True though doesn't think.

 

[FPLOON]

Halloween Haiku
Don't look under your own bed...
It's not that scary...

Quoting after quotes
My inbox is never full
It's the last haiku?

 

[Teoes]

Return to haiku.
Need to put some thoughts in prose.
I have itchy balls.

Guy Fawkes Night has been
and gone; a good old time to
burn some Catholics.

Why do we in this
here thread italicise our
posts? I'm curious.

 

[Lionsfan]

Hey guys, how are you?
I'm doing pretty alright
Except I'm leaving

 

[Teoes]

Where are you going?
Please come back soon. This thread needs
More jammin' poets.

I am fine lately.
Been happy enough at work.
See how long it lasts.

Not playing games much.
Lots to do around the house:
Redecorating.

 

[Barbas]

Not much action here
In this chicken-shit outfit.
You eyeballin' me?

Did you hear something?
They're coming out of the walls!
...Hell, it's about time.

 

[FPLOON]

Nostalgia draws forth
Time sure has passed since that day
It's a warm feeling

Lelouch from Code MENT
makes Lelouch from Code Geass
someone you can trust?

Remember when time
was not measured in numbers?
Yeah, I don't either...

 

[username sucks]

Do you remember
How we did those haiku snips?
Brings back memories.

Here we are again.
Where we were so long ago.
Do you remember?

It's not so much time,
But feels like it's been ages.
Time can be funny.

We have come so far,
Now it is time to reflect
On how things once were.

I read through the thread.
This place was like a haven
From my darkest thoughts.

And I was younger.
Confused and afraid of life.
But I still am now.

And I hung my head,
While the noose was tied tightly.
But then I stepped back.

Retreating back here,
To the few friends that I held,
Everything was fine.

Then we lost interest.
We moved on to other things.
Memories buried.

Memories unearthed,
Barbas without Clavicus.
Thank you for this act.

Leave the past behind,
Or recall the pain I held?
I will not forget.

So much has changed,
For the better or for worse,
Mostly for better.

Keep moving forward,
But remember where you're from.
Continue to live-

-And continue to learn.
All that we can really do
Is to live and learn.

 

[FPLOON]

Do you remember
How we did those haiku snips?
Brings back memories.

I still remember
because this was the first thread
I ever bookmarked

This ambivalence
This feeling of memories
It all started here

There was Teoes
as well as you, username
"So many haikus"

I could not do this
all by myself... and it shows
"Haiku time capsule"

I did not know the
pending domino effect
of this very thread

The constant question
"Where do we go from here, dude?"
Multiple answers

The bonds of friendship
began in this very thread
It was welcoming

 

[username sucks]

Do you remember
How we did those haiku snips?
Brings back memories.

I still remember
because this was the first thread
I ever bookmarked

And this is the place
Where I made my first few friends
On the Escapist.

A new question now.
Should we resume where we stopped,
Let Haikus flow free?

Or let the past rest,
And start a new haiku path?
Chosen already?

 

[FPLOON]

Do you remember
How we did those haiku snips?
Brings back memories.

I still remember
because this was the first thread
I ever bookmarked

And this is the place
Where I made my first few friends
On the Escapist.

So... what now, FPLOON?
Is this just the second round?
Or just a reboot?

FPLOON then pondered
The answered question swiftly
By not answering

Was it a cop-out?
The haiku continued on
Like it screwed the rules...

These meta haikus
Time for a change of pace, dude!
Better tomorrow!

(Previous haiku
has no idea what to say...
Nothing has changed, huh?)

 

[Scarim Coral]

Today off from work
Which normally I worked on
Sit back and relx.

 

[Barbas]

Eightieth post, then.
Got to say something worthwhile
But my mind's a blank.

One man's gibberish
Is another man's opus.
Flibble ongle doink.