A hundred and one ways to destroy humanity!

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Colonel Rosso

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Just a quick little excersize in creativity. Make up a way to destroy the entire human race. it doesn't have to work in practice, but it at least has to be feasible, and above all, creative or funny. Include an ingredients list and a step-by-step description of the method. Use whatever technology you like, but please no super lazers, unless it has some kind of odd mechanism, like powering it with light energy from a star and a giant magnifying glass. I would also prefer you not to use sentient alien species. Space viruses, however are okay.

Here's an example:
Ingredients:
All you need is 2 rockets, about the size NASA used to put Neil Armstrong on the moon.
3 miles or so of chain
1 satilite

step 1: Chain the rockets together.
step 2: Launch one rocket with the other in tow at an asteroid 2+kilometers across, embedding one rocket in the asteroid.
step 3: Momentum will send the 2nd rocket to the other side of the asteroid. When it is there, send a satilite signal to the 2nd rocket to fire, this will push the asteroid towards earth.
step 4: The asteroid collides with earth, plunging the planet into nuclear winter!
step 5: Humans not killed in initial cataclysm starve and freeze.
 

nova18

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Develop a Zombie Virus.
Unleash them into the world.

Not very creative but I wanted to get it before someone else did :)
 

Helnurath

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Colonel Rosso said:
Just a quick little excersize in creativity. Make up a way to destroy the entire human race. it doesn't have to work in practice, but it at least has to be feasible, and above all, creative or funny. Include an ingredients list and a step-by-step description of the method. Use whatever technology you like, but please no super lazers, unless it has some kind of odd mechanism, like powering it with light energy from a star and a giant magnifying glass. I would also prefer you not to use sentient alien species. Space viruses, however are okay.

Here's an example:
Ingredients:
All you need is 2 rockets, about the size NASA used to put Neil Armstrong on the moon.
3 miles or so of chain
1 satilite

step 1: Chain the rockets together.
step 2: Launch one rocket with the other in tow at an asteroid 2+kilometers across, embedding one rocket in the asteroid.
step 3: Momentum will send the 2nd rocket to the other side of the asteroid. When it is there, send a satilite signal to the 2nd rocket to fire, this will push the asteroid towards earth.
step 4: The asteroid collides with earth, plunging the planet into nuclear winter!
step 5: Humans not killed in initial cataclysm starve and freeze.

Biologically engineered evil anime cat girls.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Hyper-realistic virtual reality porn. The moment it happens, we are all doomed.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.
 

theklng

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what about if the proprietor of the universe takes our planet and breaks it like an egg for its morning pancakes?

also burning all trees in the world.
 

cthulhu257

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The unavoidable dangers of stupid people in large groups. Although, that might fail due to infighting.
 

Sib

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How to destroy humanity:
1. Show people the current state our youth is in
2. Compare it to last generation
3. Assume the trend continues
4. Wait for everyone to lose all faith in humanity
5. Let society gently collapse upon itself

It's a bit round about but the effect works out nicely with the ultimate goal of "Destroy Humanity" coming to fruition.
 

Damian_TF

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Materials:
A super-pantheon of the most ruthless and cunning lawers and polititians (at least 5 of each)
More money than Bill Gates and Donald Trump combined
An army large elough to completely engulf Switzerland
A stockpile stockpile of biohazardous material
An uber ninja or five with enough mad skillz to take down said army at your command
A pistol with six rounds

Use the money to bribe the lawers & polititians into instigating a treaty with every other country in the world, declare yourself supreme dictator of the whole thing, use the army to crush resistance, and order them to poison all food in the world with the biohazard. Those that don't comply get killed by the Ninjas. Whith all civilians dead, order the ninjas to annhialate the army. When the ninjas return, summon each to your chambers, one at a time, and shoot each one in the head in turn. Then, as the last remaining human, must use the last round to kill yourself.
 

acer840

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omicronpercei said:
Genetically ill-tempered Koalas.....Fuzzy Wuzzy Cute to "OH MY GOD MY FACE!!" in 1.5 seconds
We could call them Drop Bears ;P
 

Kevashim

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Either:

1) Fire a nuke from anywhere, to anywhere; should start the ball rolling nicely!

or

2) Just wait, they'll die out eventually!