A hundred and one ways to destroy humanity!

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Mr_Powers

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materials:
1 Apature Science Portal Gun
1 Moon or other such extraterrestrial body

Step 1:
Use Portal gun to open one end of portal on ground at your feet.
Step 2:
Wait until you can see the Moon.
Step 3:
Open other end of portal on the Moon. Hold Breath.
Step 4:
Fall through the portal at your feet and be jettisoned out into space along with the rest of the Earths atmosphere.
Step 5:
Gaze at the Earth proud at the fact that you have succeeded in destroying all of humanity, just before you become a human Popsicle.
 

Jursa

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Put Sonic Team in charge of all of the world's entertainment... Soon enough a massive and bloody riots and eventually wars will start...
 

Wicky_42

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Trivun said:
Chuck Norris.
But Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris, so we'd all be saved...

...unless Bruce Lee was on his side!

needausername said:
Just remember parents, Have your kids Spay or Nutured![sup](spelling?)[/sup]
Nurtured? Natured? Nuked? Yeah, watch out out - if your kids have Spays, Nuke them!

Or, you know, neuter them, so you never have to put up with pesky grandkids :D
 

jabbels

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During a science lesson at school me and my friends actually discussed this, well at least started discussing this. the convertation actually went over several weeks, we drew up plans, came up with ways to get the money we needed we even divided the world up into the parts each of us would own, we basicly did everything but actually take it over.

Step 1. Our plan was to get to get a brother and sister monkey and make them breed so the baby monkey would be inbread, then we would make them do it again so the monkey had an inbread sister, the the two inbread monkies would breed so their ofspring would be double inbread, ect ect. We would do this for a while untill we had 1million inbread monkies, thus completes step one.

Step 2. We would then infect a quarter of the monkies with a mutated form of chicken pox, it would be mutated so it didn't effect the monkies but only humans, plus if a human caught it then they would die in 4 hours (we used chicken pox becuase at the time one of my friends sister hd them.) after doing this we would unleash them on Washington DC, whipping out the presedent and most of the secret sevrice.

Step 3. In the 5th hour after contamnation we would go in wearing hazmat suits so we wernt infected and gain access to the launch codes for USA's nukes. Using the codes we would proceed to use them on every other major contry on Earth but we would put them on a 30 min delay giving us enough time to get to our underground vault like the ones in Fallout3 (thanks to our metal work teacher, we know how we would build it and thanks to the mexicans we would be able to build it).

Step 4. We wait out the nuclear holocaust in the vault with plenty to entertain us (E.g. the monkies) Once it is safe to go outside we will emerge from the vault and using our knowldge of all holocaust games we will astablish a city, get a computer system online and build a small army.

Step 5. we invade the Earth using our power and the threat of our monkies and/or virus. and after around 10 years the world is ours!

So if you ever hear of monkies attacking the white house then run as fast as you can to Alasca or Hawaii becuase those places will be safe houses, they will have vaults built aswell, the password will be "Yatzee you carazmatic stallion".

(P.S. the monkies were inbread for our own amusment, if they all died of retardism then we shall just use the mexicans once they're done making the vaults.)
 

Colonel Rosso

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great ideas guys, keep em coming

1cat
1box
lot of time

insert cat into box
leave in public place
when someone finally opens the box, the cat will be irate and kill everyone in a 3 mile radius. repeat until done.
 

Combined

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Why Destroy it? I recommend the Combine should take over and kill 85% off. Then everything will be good again.
 

rekabdarb

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step one- make a way so that everyone in the world gets super horny for like 3 years
step two- everyone has sex (duh)
step three- all women eventually get pregnant and then the process happens again
step four- after each woman in the world has 4 children, humanity dies of starvation/financial mumbo jumbo
step five- I will finally won't be called gay!
 

omicronpercei

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Breed a race of Grizzly bears with chainsaws for arms...watch PETA, The EPA and Greenpeace wage war on the Earth
 

Video Gone

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1.Give fanboys C4.
2.Wait for the major gaming corporations to be wiped out,along with Apple and Microsoft.
3.Give them more C4.
4.Wait for every hardware store and gaming store except one computer store of your choice.
5.Declare rule over humanity with your computers,getting super-nerds to use them to develop advanced weapons,robots and the like.
6.Put the kit to action and watch the carnage!
 

Sewblon

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1. Camcorder
2. Youtube account
3. computer
4. celebrity

Make a video of the celebrity watching himself on Youtube watching him self on Youtube forever. Declare it to be a meta-self improvement plan. The entire world takes it up and eventually starves to death, the end.
 

I3uster

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I wont tell you the concrete plan, but it involves teleportation experiments and a little guy with glasses...