A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[DJ_DEnM]

Alright, we need a plan that works for more then one of us. I say we sacrifice the vacuum, we need to make some losses to be the best. Heck, maybe we'll all learn a lesson out of it! All in favor of sacrificing the Infernal creature Vacuum?

 

[Dango]

Aye.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Does anyone have some revives or Phoenix downs? I have a hunch this is an undead Testudo Maximus. Look at it's eyes!

 

[Aerosteam]

"I have a lack of knowledge in Final Fantasy, so I'm assuming reviving moves are effective against undead.

[sub]Think, Dashie, think..."[/sub]

"Lynx needs help! Speak to me, Lynx! Are you alright?"

"You've turned into an Atari portable console! Let me revive you..."

Rainbow Dash uses The Snog of Life!
Lynx +69​

"... Delicious."

"That's it! I'll use Snog of Life on the Testudo Maximus!"

Rainbow Dash uses The Snog of Life!
Testudo Maximus -Infinity
Testudo Maximus was defeated!
All party members +derp EXP​

"That was the greatest boss battle of all time. I regret nothing from kissing a giant turtle thing."

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I still think sacrificing the Vacuum would've been ten times more effective.

 

[Aerosteam]

In order for me to use that move I needed to disassemble that vacuum.

>.>

<.<

Yeah.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Time to dance!

*Party harding to the max!*

 

[Porygon-2000]

I dance the jig of my people, and get out the camera

Group shot! Everyone get in here!

 

[Aerosteam]

Hang on, let me conjure up an image of me triumphantly slaying the great Testudo Maximus...

In the meantime, yeah, let's dance.

 

[LynxParadox]

*pushes a button and a disco ball comes out of the ceiling*

so that's what the party button dose =O

 

[Aerosteam]

Everyone... BEHOLD!​

[small]This is exactly what happened, no questions.[/small]​

 

[LynxParadox]

B-but... where'd you get the sword?

 

[Aerosteam]

... From the pieces of the disassembled vacuum cleaner.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

SO ITS SOUL REMAINS?! WE MUST DESTROY IT.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Tizzy, get that exorcism started!

I'm a taco, not a priest!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A scratch behind the ears!

And a cake we made for you!

And a car!

 

[LynxParadox]

Why the hell is there a car in my room? Why did we bring a car? Where dose tizzy find these demons? Why dose everyone hate the vacuum so much? Why can't I stop asking questions? Where is the T.V remote?!?

 

[Aerosteam]

No! My badass Master Sword replica. D=

It lived a rich life. Forged from the remains of a vacuum cleaner, got possessed by it and got it's soul's ass kicked by summoned demons.

There is only one question that matters... Go back up the way we came or keep going straight and end up in China to join the circus?