A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[PsychicTaco115]

I propose China

Though they do eat dogs, so Pepper should stay on the drill

We'll say that if they try to eat him, they'll start a holy war or something

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I have a handgun. I think I can take them out. How many can there be? 20? 30 at most?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure, whatever you say

Just try and be inconspicuous, ok?

No one wants to get Chinese water-tortured

 

[Porygon-2000]

You know, if we changed trajectory slightly, we could arrive in Australia! Or New Zealand! I think. Wait, where did we start from again...?

 

[LynxParadox]

Let's say we started in Antarctica!

 

[xmbts]

Would explain the cold.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Let us go to Mother Russia! I have need of sizeable amount of BORSHT!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

After this, let's go to Mars!

I hear it's fabulous this time of year

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Be amazed, I guess

I mean, it's the center of EARTH

I bet that's where we'll find the secret of plate tectonics

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Why would there be a demon...in the center of the Earth?

 

[Porygon-2000]

A swirling vortex of magma and solidified metals giving off ludicrous amounts of magnetic energy. Why WOULDN'T there be a demon down there? It could be literally Hell!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Anyone else ever read the Inferno?

Maybe it's like that except really, really cold!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I'm a general, I'm too busy to read!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

But reading is good for you!

How else would you know what to do in text based situations?

 

[Porygon-2000]

What would you do with me? I'm a walking hunk of text. am I not good enough for you!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He didn't mean it, he just forgot

No need to hate someone over a small lapse in judgement, right?

Right....?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I CAN read, I'm just so busy with my army that I don't frequent it.