A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[PsychicTaco115]

What!? We had cheeseburgers?

Why didn't anyone tell me!?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Because you, being a taco with meat, would be a cannibal eating a burger. Therefore, we were saving you.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Hurrah. I'm still hungry. Where is the pantry?

 

[LynxParadox]

It got destroyed in the great vacuum war Pepper had >.>...

 

[Porygon-2000]

You know what? SCREW THAT!

*Pulls out Science!Pistol*

Attention passengers and crew! This is now a hostage situation! Unless I get my pantry of foodstuffs, this drill is making a course correction, TO YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK!!

You have 10 minutes.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Ha! You activated my trap card! This close to hell, the demons won't listen to you! They will only follow those with a truly evil heart, or else cause general mayhem and destruction!

...crap, I don't have a truly evil heart. I did not think this through...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Send in the vacuums.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I'm pretty sure we have more vacuums. Anyone care to double check?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I volunteer!

That means I get rewards and stuff, right!?

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Yep. Sure. You get a medal.

[small][sub]and a nice gravestone[/sub][/small]YOU GOT THIS! GO TACO MAN, GO!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Wait! It's dangerous to alone, take this!
*Offers bushel of Uber-Shallots*

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Taco-man. You must do this for the great nation of Lylat!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Rips off shirt*

CHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!