A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[DJ_DEnM]

Well...He was a brave man. What's next on the "To Do" list?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Walks back into room, coated in blood*

Well, that was fun!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Are you sure you got all of them?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hi Ho Silver!

*Sits down and reads a book*

 

[Porygon-2000]

Huzzah, my convoluted plan worked!

Now we can feat on spicy demon meat for the rest of the voyage! And it will have absolutely no damning consequences on my soul!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

According to the window, we're underground.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can't wait to get there!

The things to be seen!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Actually, according to the ship's log (Which i just cut off the ship's tree, wa-hey!), Our course so far has been this:

By my calculations, we are about to break surface at... Belfast.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is that good or not?

I NEED PHOTOS... PHOTOS OF THE CORE!

 

[Porygon-2000]

Sir, this underground travelling ship doesnt have cameras. We see by sonar.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Which was is up? Down? Side to side??

I'M ALL CONFUZZELED

 

[Porygon-2000]

*Backhand*

There, better?
Now, has anyone actually seen a steering wheel on this thing?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Nope!

I think Dango did something to the wheel...

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Well Dango has been gone for a while, so I doubt we can ask about it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine, we'll hotwire it and have it take us somewhere new!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Good plan! Who knows how to hotwire?